Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

My little sister
Has a flare for dramatic
Likes to sound beaten.
Haiku # 20252, May 8, 2002 8:02 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Staring at the clock,
Bored silly, need to stay up -
It is caffiene time!
Haiku # 20251, May 8, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by Mitsukai of Honolulu HI
but I must admit
that Boston gal (yes, it's true)
s'in a royal funk
Haiku # 20250, May 8, 2002 6:11 pm ET
by yeah...I'll get over it
just another name
(love those nom de plumes, I do)
not pregnant at all
Haiku # 20249, May 8, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by simply A. Musing
my fingers are fat
so chubby I can't type right
water retention
Haiku # 20248, May 8, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by Lolita...gazing at first line of earlier haiku...oops
Ican't see my legs
my belly is simply huge
two more months to go
Haiku # 20247, May 8, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by Lolita
It's up to my waist
and through its soupy mist
I can't see my legs
Haiku # 20246, May 8, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
*sigh*
Haiku # 20245, May 8, 2002 5:25 pm ET
by me again
the thread of desire
and the needle that draws it
is my nemesis
Haiku # 20244, May 8, 2002 5:24 pm ET
by Boston gal
strangers when we meet
how quickly the courtship passed
strangers as we part
Haiku # 20243, May 8, 2002 5:23 pm ET
by Boston gal
I hate the summer
My car AC had gone out
Three hundred and Ten.
Haiku # 20242, May 8, 2002 5:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Sitting in office,
Must haiku before I work -
Will get pink slip soon.
Haiku # 20241, May 8, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by Mitsukai of Honolulu HI
We all need haiku
Bad haiku better than none
At best, busy work
Haiku # 20240, May 8, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by Mitsukai of Honolulu HI
those who procreate
must know something that i don't...
that, or vice versa
Haiku # 20239, May 8, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by scott
often forgotten
in the quest for seventeen:
the haiku moment
Haiku # 20238, May 8, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by scott
first, five syllables
second, seven syllables
third, five syllables

"all too easy"
-darth vader
Haiku # 20237, May 8, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
you useless pedant
unworshipped; paralysis
of ostentation
Haiku # 20236, May 8, 2002 3:18 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
yeah
i blew that one
and this one.
Haiku # 20235, May 8, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
simple catalyst
i become violent, seeing
your NASCAR sticker
Haiku # 20234, May 8, 2002 3:10 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
the old man gargles
the blue bong sings in gurgles
the young man giggles
Haiku # 20233, May 8, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
some like it baking
some just get bak
Haiku # 20232, May 8, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by sheena
mewrowr? mewr mrrow
seven syllables of cat
are too hard to scan
Haiku # 20231, May 8, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by sheena
belov-ed sunshine
this house feels much like a kiln
summer is coming
Haiku # 20230, May 8, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
how can haiku stop?
shit and poetry don't end
equal amounts here
Haiku # 20229, May 8, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by sheena
mysterious cat
so many stories to tell
and only one word
Haiku # 20228, May 8, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by scott
the muse is angry
spraying bodily fluids
from all orifices
Haiku # 20227, May 8, 2002 2:57 pm ET
by scott, saving Chowerhead the effort
infinite is
the permutation of one
when one is deep sky
Haiku # 20226, May 8, 2002 2:56 pm ET
by sheena
real sorry, jesse
will try not to spraypaint folks
tough to control, though
Haiku # 20225, May 8, 2002 2:54 pm ET
by sheena
mox, you're a fuckwit
i came to check the haiku?
inane once again
Haiku # 20224, May 8, 2002 2:52 pm ET
by sheena
your spastic colon
i can't take you anywhere
how embarrassing
Haiku # 20223, May 8, 2002 2:52 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
haiku is finite
when the last one is written
we'll need new hobbies
Haiku # 20222, May 8, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by scott (practice your sonnets)
this is my haiku
i have now wasted two lines
this is the third one
Haiku # 20221, May 8, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
Urban youths gyrate
on cardboard in baggy clothes
Haiku # 20220, May 8, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by Chowderhead
The Muse is angry
using haiku for chat makes
her want to vomit
Haiku # 20219, May 8, 2002 2:37 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Well, some know the game
and some make up the rules as
they go right along
Haiku # 20218, May 8, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by Diablo
Y my rating sucks
'cause dave's a proper bastard
dickhead dot com too
Haiku # 20217, May 8, 2002 11:52 am ET
by mellie
Well, I guess you take
it as it falls and deal with
Grandma's cock per diem
Haiku # 20216, May 8, 2002 9:45 am ET
by Diablo
it must be dave's fault
when i lose literati
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 20215, May 8, 2002 9:28 am ET
by ash (with a thx to mellie)
When someone catches
on fire, sometimes, it's a
spiritual flame

then again, we are rife
for satire here
Haiku # 20214, May 8, 2002 9:19 am ET
by Diablo
Which came first, the press?
The president, the king? Well
Sheep are sheep are sheep
Haiku # 20213, May 8, 2002 9:15 am ET
by Diablo
banned for life thats what
one bartender says, yet he
makes it such a point......
Haiku # 20212, May 8, 2002 5:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
pee pull pee pull pee
pull pee pull pee pull people
grandma has a cock

what came first moxie?
the pee the pull or moxie
some people really!
Haiku # 20211, May 8, 2002 4:24 am ET
by mellie

how about
Haiku # 20210, May 8, 2002 2:34 am ET
by anthrax
"free Winona"? geez!
one thing I can't stand at all
celebrity crooks
Haiku # 20209, May 7, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by A. Musing (not) upon seeing the cover of "W" magazine
smoking black-and-milds,
chilling in the impala.
damn! those hos look good.

Haiku # 20208, May 7, 2002 7:56 pm ET
by bad haiku addict of i found this on gangsthaiku
the nerds: less geeky
the tech: less pie in the sky
apple: still shiny

of course, as always,
it's for the faithful; shirts read
"x - windows killer"
Haiku # 20207, May 7, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by scott, WWDC report
self-immolation
achieved through haiku flame wars
is this a protest?
Haiku # 20206, May 7, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by scott
unravelling
cathartic mental breakdown
it's facinating
Haiku # 20204, May 7, 2002 5:35 pm ET
by ap
let me burn myself
and let me burn others words
into the flames they go

fuck off in smoke
Haiku # 20203, May 7, 2002 4:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, this website isn't much of a loss, anyways...
Leaving it behind would be good for me, for sure
Haiku # 20201, May 7, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Mox
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