The Muse is angry
using haiku for chat makes
her want to vomit

Well, some know the game
and some make up the rules as
they go right along

Y my rating sucks
'cause dave's a proper bastard
dickhead dot com too

Well, I guess you take
it as it falls and deal with
Grandma's cock per diem

it must be dave's fault
when i lose literati
grandma has a cock

When someone catches
on fire, sometimes, it's a
spiritual flame

then again, we are rife
for satire here

Which came first, the press?
The president, the king? Well
Sheep are sheep are sheep

banned for life thats what
one bartender says, yet he
makes it such a point......

pee pull pee pull pee
pull pee pull pee pull people
grandma has a cock

what came first moxie?
the pee the pull or moxie
some people really!

how about

"free Winona"? geez!
one thing I can't stand at all
celebrity crooks

smoking black-and-milds,
chilling in the impala.
damn! those hos look good.

the nerds: less geeky
the tech: less pie in the sky
apple: still shiny

of course, as always,
it's for the faithful; shirts read
"x - windows killer"

self-immolation
achieved through haiku flame wars
is this a protest?

unravelling
cathartic mental breakdown
it's facinating

let me burn myself
and let me burn others words
into the flames they go

fuck off in smoke

Well, this website isn't much of a loss, anyways...
Leaving it behind would be good for me, for sure

here's my other cheek

fuck off moxie

what I'd like to hear
is people actually being
people to one another

well, a lot of 1st
drafts a poem don't make, so
Towers fall, and so do i

I aint got no education
I aint got no satisfaction
I can't even count sheep
thank god i'm a country girl

FUCK OFF MOX
you are a pox on badhaiku
and on the world in general

you rave on and dont
make sense
or poetry

moxie you wanker
why dont you shut the fuck up
I once called you mate

intelligence grants
the individual doubt
sheep are not lonely

actually, Shemhamandeggs
no ashes, just lots of
demonic cholesterol

if one has a Cthulhu problem
make sure there's a lot of
tartar sauce in stock

let us be thankful
the people here are such
lovely servants of the devil

the unaware are his best agents
hail Satan, Shemhamforash

the latest news on
the middle east is the same
news 2000 years ago

Shemhamforash, hail Satan

stand out quietly I
suppose, in this power hungry
little "court" game of

secret handshakes and backroom
gay toilet deals, I mean that literally
horniness, and appetite

that's all it is, hail Satan

when confronted with
some success of the person
they were dissing, they

shut up and find another
target, due to their own
unwillingness, to stand out

the weak intelligent are
prey for themselves

The thing is that
people who gossip on
people who are dif

are the same kind who
congregate at the water cooler
and kiss each others ass

at the job, fake as hell

night,

i'm off to bed now
you'll have to talk to yourself
to find the answers

mindless terror to
make a point, when other means
would be far better

indeed, high in much
fiber, but constipation stiffs
the inner bowels

cereal killer
but it goes against the grain
no moral fibre

it's just a lot of
talk, sometimes, but my kids if
I take life head on

will have to live with
the sins of the father, as
do your own children

I would not be so
literal, lad, there's something
very wrong with me, and

to let the people here
get to me and hurt them back
how the heck is that "Christian..."

psycho crusader murderers...

close your eyes and breathe
beyond the bars of your cage
you're already free

ash, I regard you
as very clever, and well
best counterpuncher I ever met

ash, it is a fusion
between "animal" and "intellect"
unified, the two are

emotional intelligence
I value your intelligence
when, it's not aimed like a "gun"
at my ego

many rural people
are insecure to the point
because there is a social

barrier to the "educated"
likewise, ap and ronin were
expressing, release, and fear

being a human
i am a human being
except when i'm not

animalistic
i sometimes am not myself
thinking doesn't pay

it's not right, but it's
human pride, to poke fun at
another person's stupidity,

"madness," weakness...
to say you are worthless
and your friends are whores...

and you waste my taxpayer money
all bullshit that

in many cases, counter
"stupid" people gang up on
the "smart" people, and beat the

living shit out of them
for things they said

no one likes to be
told they are worthless, smart or
dumb... you make man

a commodity, he loses
value

I guess the "fundamentalist"
idea on "being human" is "a sinner..."
which means were all, human...

my bullying, is that
insecurity, you tell me
there's no hope, when I

damn well know there is
how can I save you?
when I'm hell bound myself

are Christians stupid? tell me that
and tell me, if Christians are ignorant fools?

my second one though
was a somewhat cheap riposte
i'm only human

besides, if there were
any poets of talent here
I would not be even

acknowleged

ash, why do you
bother with an idiot
if you know he is

ignore him and tell him
fuck off, and die