Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

no one likes to be
told they are worthless, smart or
dumb... you make man

a commodity, he loses
value
Haiku # 20173, May 7, 2002 10:34 am ET
by Moxie
I guess the "fundamentalist"
idea on "being human" is "a sinner..."
which means were all, human...

Haiku # 20172, May 7, 2002 10:33 am ET
by Moxie
my bullying, is that
insecurity, you tell me
there's no hope, when I

damn well know there is
how can I save you?
when I'm hell bound myself

are Christians stupid? tell me that
and tell me, if Christians are ignorant fools?
Haiku # 20171, May 7, 2002 10:32 am ET
by Moxie
my second one though
was a somewhat cheap riposte
i'm only human
Haiku # 20170, May 7, 2002 10:31 am ET
by ash
besides, if there were
any poets of talent here
I would not be even

acknowleged
Haiku # 20169, May 7, 2002 10:30 am ET
by Moxie
ash, why do you
bother with an idiot
if you know he is

ignore him and tell him
fuck off, and die
Haiku # 20168, May 7, 2002 10:30 am ET
by Moxie
I'm not in a suicidal
mood anymore, just
very angry...
Haiku # 20167, May 7, 2002 10:29 am ET
by Moxie
my first post tonight
was not even aimed at you
universe central
Haiku # 20166, May 7, 2002 10:29 am ET
by ash
I wish I had a personality
that was more confident
smart people are often

worthless assholes
who go nowhere...
don't put too much confidence
on wasted intelligence
Haiku # 20165, May 7, 2002 10:28 am ET
by Moxie
saddest of them all
moxie has already died
and he doesn't know
Haiku # 20164, May 7, 2002 10:28 am ET
by ash
don't look down on me
ash, I'd be the first person to
sacrifice his life...
if it was to save yours...

is that stupidity?
Haiku # 20163, May 7, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Moxie
drugs kill brain cells...
a man was hired as a
babysitter, he "cooked"

the turkey...was an infant
braised 45 minutes...
parents came home to supper
Haiku # 20162, May 7, 2002 10:26 am ET
by Moxie
in many cases
smart people have a cruel streak
towards the stupid
Haiku # 20161, May 7, 2002 10:25 am ET
by ash
I see you want me
to "kill myself" again, you are
lazy, evil people

who would throw your own children
to the ground, to get 5 minutes with
the dealer, to shut those "whining little shits"
up, for your own benefit
Haiku # 20160, May 7, 2002 10:20 am ET
by Moxie
no comment, that you
would want to imply murder
says, when you kill me

you'll pull the trigger on yourself
because you people...
hate your own lives too
Haiku # 20159, May 7, 2002 10:18 am ET
by Moxie

..........how i pity the
mom who has to bear his seed
......and raise his junior
Haiku # 20158, May 7, 2002 7:48 am ET
by ronin@orisitscottplayingmoxie
as long as Mox nev-
er has children the world is
safe from his offspring
Haiku # 20157, May 7, 2002 5:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rosie O' Donnell
should have a kid, and family
she's a muppet!
Haiku # 20156, May 6, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Mox
you pulled me aside
and said "aha, he's still at
it"...you're right there you!
Haiku # 20155, May 6, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Nah, I am neither the
Moxie nor this Scott I see
Just annoying girl.
Haiku # 20154, May 6, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by WyldKyss
why do legends die
young? it is a shitty thing
and, life interrupted
Haiku # 20153, May 6, 2002 8:30 pm ET
by Moxie
twenty-four years old
paralyzed in football game
Curtis Williams died
Haiku # 20152, May 6, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by a Husky fan weeps
I'm on-call again -
Only test regions abend!
co-workers jealous...
Haiku # 20151, May 6, 2002 6:25 pm ET
by WAIT!
I'm on-call again
Haiku # 20150, May 6, 2002 6:24 pm ET
by bad haiku addict of Oregon, 3 hours behind y'all
insecurity
is best mocked but, insecure?
better served by love
Haiku # 20149, May 6, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, hard work sometimes
is just survival of the
cheapest and fastest
Haiku # 20148, May 6, 2002 3:13 pm ET
by Moxie
raising sugar caine
kiddie excelerator
birthday particle
Haiku # 20147, May 6, 2002 2:07 pm ET
by jack rabbit of canada
electrons are cheap
lot of 'em going around
my critical mass
Haiku # 20146, May 6, 2002 10:26 am ET
by ash
Since time after time
the old fate out 's been so
beautiful to me.
Haiku # 20145, May 6, 2002 1:25 am ET
by Garik8 of Jersey

an edible catch
of mollusks and crustaceans
from the ocean
Haiku # 20144, May 5, 2002 9:14 pm ET
by indiana
when the ax appeared
forest trees did recognize
familiar handle
Haiku # 20143, May 5, 2002 7:30 pm ET
by Coochichelka (Turkish proverb)
mayor of Providence
villian of the plunder dome
bad toupee and all
Haiku # 20142, May 5, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by I deplore Buddy Cianci
ah, the ocean state!
I know that place very well
Rhode Island's shoreline
Haiku # 20141, May 5, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by Buddy...at home with all my crooked colleagues!
it's new england, some
magick to it, no matter
what part of the place
Haiku # 20140, May 5, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Mox
Thoughts on Boston? soon
be back in the Ocean State
summer on the shore
Haiku # 20139, May 5, 2002 2:25 pm ET
by A. Musing (sailing too)
Most people seem to
play the game of our world view
welcome to America

your lives are worthless
to the average person
unless you win alot
Haiku # 20138, May 5, 2002 1:52 pm ET
by Moxie
Thoughts on Boston, well
Mostly like anywhere else, a
place, where people are
Haiku # 20137, May 5, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh, Canada? Be
careful now, I am thinking
of moving there, to get

away from Scott
Haiku # 20136, May 5, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by Moxie
Boston gal will say...
competing in marathons
keeps the fat away
Haiku # 20135, May 5, 2002 11:11 am ET
by Boston gal (not Harvard...BC)

.drooling sun scorching
the lean silky arches of
.female beachcombers

Haiku # 20134, May 5, 2002 12:18 am ET
by ronin@sighgirlsgirlseverywherebutnotadroptolick
Dazed, drooling silly
whisky, boobs and navels
male, female, neuter?
Haiku # 20133, May 4, 2002 11:56 pm ET
by jewel1
Picking up sea shells
deformed, cracked and discolored
scorching sun burn me
Haiku # 20132, May 4, 2002 11:55 pm ET
by jewel1
Grand Bahamas calls
Silicone implanted boobs
bobbing up and down
Haiku # 20131, May 4, 2002 11:54 pm ET
by jewel1

the sun is scorching
slowly stirring the oceans
soon there will be floods
Haiku # 20130, May 4, 2002 11:52 pm ET
by indiana

........coloring beaches
with golden rays of sunshine
......in san francisco bay
Haiku # 20129, May 4, 2002 10:47 pm ET
by ronin@withmytowelshadesandsuntan

the sun has risen
painting a golden coastline
precious stones glitter
Haiku # 20128, May 4, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by indiana

.............big boobs are ok
much so with thin waists and curves
...........along with long legs
Haiku # 20127, May 4, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by ronin@tryingtoimagine....

...Boston gal you say
..tall and so american
..lean with golden hair

(smart dresser and all)
Haiku # 20126, May 4, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by ronin@aharvadianisuppose?

.......as an older teen
i used to be stung spinning
...and dazed with whisky
Haiku # 20125, May 4, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by ronin@justsocialdrinkingisay
as a young teen
blue bags meant I was in pain,
just recycling now
Haiku # 20124, May 4, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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