Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

drugs kill brain cells...
a man was hired as a
babysitter, he "cooked"

the turkey...was an infant
braised 45 minutes...
parents came home to supper
Haiku # 20162, May 7, 2002 10:26 am ET
by Moxie
in many cases
smart people have a cruel streak
towards the stupid
Haiku # 20161, May 7, 2002 10:25 am ET
by ash
I see you want me
to "kill myself" again, you are
lazy, evil people

who would throw your own children
to the ground, to get 5 minutes with
the dealer, to shut those "whining little shits"
up, for your own benefit
Haiku # 20160, May 7, 2002 10:20 am ET
by Moxie
no comment, that you
would want to imply murder
says, when you kill me

you'll pull the trigger on yourself
because you people...
hate your own lives too
Haiku # 20159, May 7, 2002 10:18 am ET
by Moxie

..........how i pity the
mom who has to bear his seed
......and raise his junior
Haiku # 20158, May 7, 2002 7:48 am ET
by ronin@orisitscottplayingmoxie
as long as Mox nev-
er has children the world is
safe from his offspring
Haiku # 20157, May 7, 2002 5:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rosie O' Donnell
should have a kid, and family
she's a muppet!
Haiku # 20156, May 6, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Mox
you pulled me aside
and said "aha, he's still at
it"...you're right there you!
Haiku # 20155, May 6, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Nah, I am neither the
Moxie nor this Scott I see
Just annoying girl.
Haiku # 20154, May 6, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by WyldKyss
why do legends die
young? it is a shitty thing
and, life interrupted
Haiku # 20153, May 6, 2002 8:30 pm ET
by Moxie
twenty-four years old
paralyzed in football game
Curtis Williams died
Haiku # 20152, May 6, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by a Husky fan weeps
I'm on-call again -
Only test regions abend!
co-workers jealous...
Haiku # 20151, May 6, 2002 6:25 pm ET
by WAIT!
I'm on-call again
Haiku # 20150, May 6, 2002 6:24 pm ET
by bad haiku addict of Oregon, 3 hours behind y'all
insecurity
is best mocked but, insecure?
better served by love
Haiku # 20149, May 6, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, hard work sometimes
is just survival of the
cheapest and fastest
Haiku # 20148, May 6, 2002 3:13 pm ET
by Moxie
raising sugar caine
kiddie excelerator
birthday particle
Haiku # 20147, May 6, 2002 2:07 pm ET
by jack rabbit of canada
electrons are cheap
lot of 'em going around
my critical mass
Haiku # 20146, May 6, 2002 10:26 am ET
by ash
Since time after time
the old fate out 's been so
beautiful to me.
Haiku # 20145, May 6, 2002 1:25 am ET
by Garik8 of Jersey

an edible catch
of mollusks and crustaceans
from the ocean
Haiku # 20144, May 5, 2002 9:14 pm ET
by indiana
when the ax appeared
forest trees did recognize
familiar handle
Haiku # 20143, May 5, 2002 7:30 pm ET
by Coochichelka (Turkish proverb)
mayor of Providence
villian of the plunder dome
bad toupee and all
Haiku # 20142, May 5, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by I deplore Buddy Cianci
ah, the ocean state!
I know that place very well
Rhode Island's shoreline
Haiku # 20141, May 5, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by Buddy...at home with all my crooked colleagues!
it's new england, some
magick to it, no matter
what part of the place
Haiku # 20140, May 5, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Mox
Thoughts on Boston? soon
be back in the Ocean State
summer on the shore
Haiku # 20139, May 5, 2002 2:25 pm ET
by A. Musing (sailing too)
Most people seem to
play the game of our world view
welcome to America

your lives are worthless
to the average person
unless you win alot
Haiku # 20138, May 5, 2002 1:52 pm ET
by Moxie
Thoughts on Boston, well
Mostly like anywhere else, a
place, where people are
Haiku # 20137, May 5, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh, Canada? Be
careful now, I am thinking
of moving there, to get

away from Scott
Haiku # 20136, May 5, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by Moxie
Boston gal will say...
competing in marathons
keeps the fat away
Haiku # 20135, May 5, 2002 11:11 am ET
by Boston gal (not Harvard...BC)

.drooling sun scorching
the lean silky arches of
.female beachcombers

Haiku # 20134, May 5, 2002 12:18 am ET
by ronin@sighgirlsgirlseverywherebutnotadroptolick
Dazed, drooling silly
whisky, boobs and navels
male, female, neuter?
Haiku # 20133, May 4, 2002 11:56 pm ET
by jewel1
Picking up sea shells
deformed, cracked and discolored
scorching sun burn me
Haiku # 20132, May 4, 2002 11:55 pm ET
by jewel1
Grand Bahamas calls
Silicone implanted boobs
bobbing up and down
Haiku # 20131, May 4, 2002 11:54 pm ET
by jewel1

the sun is scorching
slowly stirring the oceans
soon there will be floods
Haiku # 20130, May 4, 2002 11:52 pm ET
by indiana

........coloring beaches
with golden rays of sunshine
......in san francisco bay
Haiku # 20129, May 4, 2002 10:47 pm ET
by ronin@withmytowelshadesandsuntan

the sun has risen
painting a golden coastline
precious stones glitter
Haiku # 20128, May 4, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by indiana

.............big boobs are ok
much so with thin waists and curves
...........along with long legs
Haiku # 20127, May 4, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by ronin@tryingtoimagine....

...Boston gal you say
..tall and so american
..lean with golden hair

(smart dresser and all)
Haiku # 20126, May 4, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by ronin@aharvadianisuppose?

.......as an older teen
i used to be stung spinning
...and dazed with whisky
Haiku # 20125, May 4, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by ronin@justsocialdrinkingisay
as a young teen
blue bags meant I was in pain,
just recycling now
Haiku # 20124, May 4, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spinning, stung and dazed
from a habit snatched by death
I walk through the streets

A sigh of relief
Here, I am familiar with
Humor in chaos

Bask in the brilliance
dry, slicing and the precise
gee, home... I am...home
Haiku # 20123, May 4, 2002 10:43 am ET
by jewel1
I should clarify...
that's re: tattoo haiku
not Wyldkyss poster
Haiku # 20122, May 4, 2002 10:39 am ET
by A. Musing
yep, just Boston gal
neither of the other two
(headin' out right now...)
Haiku # 20121, May 4, 2002 10:35 am ET
by A. Musing
that was BAD haiku
fortunately it's NOT true
(good shock value, huh?)
Haiku # 20120, May 4, 2002 10:32 am ET
by A. Musing (sometimes)

..Wyldkyss is either
the incorrigible scott
or the dreaded mox
Haiku # 20119, May 4, 2002 10:31 am ET
by ronin@harharhar

......come and join the fun
looks like you're number 1 with
........the best flame ever
Haiku # 20118, May 4, 2002 10:27 am ET
by coach ronin
curse'd were my breasts
so much that cancer took them
now I have tattoos
Haiku # 20117, May 3, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by painted one...er, make that two
Flame war is like the
Special Olympics; you win
But are retarded
Haiku # 20116, May 3, 2002 8:08 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Curse'd are my breasts
Which are so large that I must
Always wear a bra.

I look forward to
Getting off of work today
Ah, such sweet release!
Haiku # 20115, May 3, 2002 8:04 pm ET
by WyldKyss
ghosts from my past loves
whispering to each other
in my heart's corners
Haiku # 20114, May 3, 2002 7:52 pm ET
by Lolita

....you are in a place
plagued by an incurable
..disease called moxie
Haiku # 20113, May 3, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by dr. ronin
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