that was BAD haiku
fortunately it's NOT true
(good shock value, huh?)
by A. Musing (sometimes)
..Wyldkyss is either
the incorrigible scott
or the dreaded mox
by ronin@harharhar
......come and join the fun
looks like you're number 1 with
........the best flame ever
by coach ronin
curse'd were my breasts
so much that cancer took them
now I have tattoos
by painted one...er, make that two
Flame war is like the
Special Olympics; you win
But are retarded
by WyldKyss
Curse'd are my breasts
Which are so large that I must
Always wear a bra.
I look forward to
Getting off of work today
Ah, such sweet release!
by WyldKyss
ghosts from my past loves
whispering to each other
in my heart's corners
by Lolita
....you are in a place
plagued by an incurable
..disease called moxie
by dr. ronin
where the hell am I?
if "no matter you go,
there you are," here's me.
by haiku addict of Oregon 3 hrs behind
you feel 'left' behind
must get up and walk about
helps circulation
by Dr. Feelbetter
laugh at black humor
spill margarita liquid
as you read postings
by A. Musing
when life hands you limes
make margaritas, collect
the profits, buy the
thing you wanted in
the first place and then fucking
punch out the asshole
who gave you the limes
by florist dump
make margaritas
take off your shoes...play CD's
plan for the week-end
by Boston gal
when life hands you limes,
crushed ice, salt, and tequila,
make margaritas
by scott (there is a season - i'm sure i'll be bitter and depressed soon enough, but!)
as one door closes
interior landscape shifts
open a window
by Siggy
depression is just
another hole to fill right?
no putty around......
by florist dump
The ocean rolls in
we swim and crash in its waves
the ocean rolls out
by Betty LeBomb
easy to say when
you're in love, not easy when
you feel left behind
by florist dump of life is a cruel fucking joke
Some days I don't care
about the leaves in my hair
a freedom so rare
by Betty LeBomb
life may be a joke
would that really be so bad?
laugh it up, i say
by scott
The beach-sweeper sweeps
and the cool tide slowly creeps
as beach-goers sleep
by Betty LeBomb
I slipped from my groove
into a deep, darker groove
that's ruining my mood
by Betty LeBomb
One morning I woke
and prematurely I spoke
that life is a joke
by Betty LeBomb
lesbian football
except for the femme rusher
tonight, she gets sacked
by scott (pinch me)
universal thoughts
"y tu mama tambien"
adolescent dreams
by A. Musing
I wake up sometimes
to a beautiful spring day
and think, "What's the point?"
by florist dump
stupid is as stu-
pid does, that's what my mama
always used to say
by florist dump
ugly and dumb, I
asked him out anyway....yet
I still got turned down
by florist gump
marin nazi youth
can't draw proper swastikas
join the taliban
by scott
*diligence*
by Anonymous Poet
despite deligence
voluptuous vexing vamps
can make you bankrupt
by Don Trump
despite diligence
vexacious litigation
can make you bankrupt
by ash (ode to the medicolegal situation)
beautiful and smart
and somehow i met her with
a used toilet brush
by scott (my strangest ploy yet, and by far the most successful)
i don't mind my job
i couldn't say i love it
but it doesn't suck
by ash
beautiful women
may spell better than yourself
and yes, i do care
by ash
Beautifull women
midless shells of a humans
rarely are they smart
by Paver Jr.
working job equals
suffering no one uses
common sense today
by Paver Jr.
What the hell is wrong
with the wolrd today damn it
no one fucking cares
by Paver Jr.
What do I feel what
do i say in the end it
all goes away. Yah!
by Paver Jr.
Bored off my ass
sitting in the library
night school fucking sucks
by Paver Jr.
large hooters bouncing
ass is tight as feet move fast
Man watches with wood
by Paver Jr.
Crap rises in bowl
not stopping at waters edge
the messiah crap
by Paver Jr.
Another night shift
Has me sitting here at machine
Bored, and posting this.
by WyldKyss
Flatulent baby
Cries ceaselessly for solace.
Phazyme, anyone??
by Jane
them...Depends really
have allowed my sweet Grandma
no more accidents
by tee hee
such a silly thought
splashing in the hot tub makes
redwood sleek and red
by A. Musing
her book of basho
led to an inspiration -
splash! in the hot tub
by scott, goddamn it
just a gentle kiss
lips wetly open signal
hint of merest touch
by Lolita
a quick good-bye kiss
not surprising...new lovers
never left for work
by the shades were left down
a quick goodbye kiss
had me going into work
wearing her lipstick
by not my shade
