when life hands you limes,
crushed ice, salt, and tequila,
make margaritas

as one door closes
interior landscape shifts
open a window

depression is just
another hole to fill right?
no putty around......

The ocean rolls in
we swim and crash in its waves
the ocean rolls out

easy to say when
you're in love, not easy when
you feel left behind

Some days I don't care
about the leaves in my hair
a freedom so rare

life may be a joke
would that really be so bad?
laugh it up, i say

The beach-sweeper sweeps
and the cool tide slowly creeps
as beach-goers sleep

I slipped from my groove
into a deep, darker groove
that's ruining my mood

One morning I woke
and prematurely I spoke
that life is a joke

lesbian football
except for the femme rusher
tonight, she gets sacked

universal thoughts
"y tu mama tambien"
adolescent dreams

I wake up sometimes
to a beautiful spring day
and think, "What's the point?"

stupid is as stu-
pid does, that's what my mama
always used to say

ugly and dumb, I
asked him out anyway....yet
I still got turned down

marin nazi youth
can't draw proper swastikas
join the taliban

*diligence*

despite deligence
voluptuous vexing vamps
can make you bankrupt

despite diligence
vexacious litigation
can make you bankrupt

beautiful and smart
and somehow i met her with
a used toilet brush

i don't mind my job
i couldn't say i love it
but it doesn't suck

beautiful women
may spell better than yourself
and yes, i do care

Beautifull women
midless shells of a humans
rarely are they smart

working job equals
suffering no one uses
common sense today

What the hell is wrong
with the wolrd today damn it
no one fucking cares

What do I feel what
do i say in the end it
all goes away. Yah!

Bored off my ass
sitting in the library
night school fucking sucks

large hooters bouncing
ass is tight as feet move fast
Man watches with wood

Crap rises in bowl
not stopping at waters edge
the messiah crap

Another night shift
Has me sitting here at machine
Bored, and posting this.

Flatulent baby
Cries ceaselessly for solace.
Phazyme, anyone??

them...Depends really
have allowed my sweet Grandma
no more accidents

such a silly thought
splashing in the hot tub makes
redwood sleek and red

her book of basho
led to an inspiration -
splash! in the hot tub

just a gentle kiss
lips wetly open signal
hint of merest touch

a quick good-bye kiss
not surprising...new lovers
never left for work

a quick goodbye kiss
had me going into work
wearing her lipstick

feeling fabulous
Friday is a day away
the week-end is near

come and have the best
made with fresh ingredients
Boston's clam 'chowda'

transformation can
be a bit of a slow thing
but worth it for sure

the paranoid can
survive, or destroy, those with
them... Depends really

The Muse is angry
using haiku for chat makes
her want to vomit

i tell you to en-
joy or yours?, I wish...I could?
sound famliar?

as we used to say
"paranoia destroya"
back when we were kids

"does anyone care?"
wasn't directed to Mox
simple rhetoric

he's hysterical
i mean, really - we're talking
schizophrenia

"To Moxie"
What to talk about
in my first ever haiku
on this site today?

I've never heard so
much funny B.S. out of
a mouth in my life.

where I come from it
may seem we are idiots
but, it's less surface

but you still have to
kiss ass, as you have to do
all too often, with humanity

because it worships itself

Well, just goes to show
people get bored too fast here
and snip and backbite

critical bitching
is a sign of unhappy
people, lashing out

does anyone care?
x-files had played out its theme
two seasons ago