life may be a joke
would that really be so bad?
laugh it up, i say
by scott
The beach-sweeper sweeps
and the cool tide slowly creeps
as beach-goers sleep
by Betty LeBomb
I slipped from my groove
into a deep, darker groove
that's ruining my mood
by Betty LeBomb
One morning I woke
and prematurely I spoke
that life is a joke
by Betty LeBomb
lesbian football
except for the femme rusher
tonight, she gets sacked
by scott (pinch me)
universal thoughts
"y tu mama tambien"
adolescent dreams
by A. Musing
I wake up sometimes
to a beautiful spring day
and think, "What's the point?"
by florist dump
stupid is as stu-
pid does, that's what my mama
always used to say
by florist dump
ugly and dumb, I
asked him out anyway....yet
I still got turned down
by florist gump
marin nazi youth
can't draw proper swastikas
join the taliban
by scott
*diligence*
by Anonymous Poet
despite deligence
voluptuous vexing vamps
can make you bankrupt
by Don Trump
despite diligence
vexacious litigation
can make you bankrupt
by ash (ode to the medicolegal situation)
beautiful and smart
and somehow i met her with
a used toilet brush
by scott (my strangest ploy yet, and by far the most successful)
i don't mind my job
i couldn't say i love it
but it doesn't suck
by ash
beautiful women
may spell better than yourself
and yes, i do care
by ash
Beautifull women
midless shells of a humans
rarely are they smart
by Paver Jr.
working job equals
suffering no one uses
common sense today
by Paver Jr.
What the hell is wrong
with the wolrd today damn it
no one fucking cares
by Paver Jr.
What do I feel what
do i say in the end it
all goes away. Yah!
by Paver Jr.
Bored off my ass
sitting in the library
night school fucking sucks
by Paver Jr.
large hooters bouncing
ass is tight as feet move fast
Man watches with wood
by Paver Jr.
Crap rises in bowl
not stopping at waters edge
the messiah crap
by Paver Jr.
Another night shift
Has me sitting here at machine
Bored, and posting this.
by WyldKyss
Flatulent baby
Cries ceaselessly for solace.
Phazyme, anyone??
by Jane
them...Depends really
have allowed my sweet Grandma
no more accidents
by tee hee
such a silly thought
splashing in the hot tub makes
redwood sleek and red
by A. Musing
her book of basho
led to an inspiration -
splash! in the hot tub
by scott, goddamn it
just a gentle kiss
lips wetly open signal
hint of merest touch
by Lolita
a quick good-bye kiss
not surprising...new lovers
never left for work
by the shades were left down
a quick goodbye kiss
had me going into work
wearing her lipstick
by not my shade
feeling fabulous
Friday is a day away
the week-end is near
by Boston gal
come and have the best
made with fresh ingredients
Boston's clam 'chowda'
by A. Musing (sometimes)
transformation can
be a bit of a slow thing
but worth it for sure
by Moxie
the paranoid can
survive, or destroy, those with
them... Depends really
by Moxie
The Muse is angry
using haiku for chat makes
her want to vomit
by Chowderhead
i tell you to en-
joy or yours?, I wish...I could?
sound famliar?
by Moxie of you silly kids...
as we used to say
"paranoia destroya"
back when we were kids
by Boston gal
"does anyone care?"
wasn't directed to Mox
simple rhetoric
by Boston gal
he's hysterical
i mean, really - we're talking
schizophrenia
by to Scott re Moxie
"To Moxie"
What to talk about
in my first ever haiku
on this site today?
I've never heard so
much funny B.S. out of
a mouth in my life.
by Scott of Kansas
where I come from it
may seem we are idiots
but, it's less surface
but you still have to
kiss ass, as you have to do
all too often, with humanity
because it worships itself
by Moxie
Well, just goes to show
people get bored too fast here
and snip and backbite
critical bitching
is a sign of unhappy
people, lashing out
by Moxie
does anyone care?
x-files had played out its theme
two seasons ago
by Boston gal a sci-fi fan
everyone has their
own problems, I forget me
not have monopo...
(dang, over five again!)
by Moxie
I was Catholic
that might explain a few things?
but no priests did me...
hiding this, for years, the
x-files comes to mind, the truth
is really out there
by Moxie
well, is the system
one of those things that Big Bro
lives on our knowledge?
by Moxie
pope meeting for sex:
is that a cardinal sin
or merely mortal?
by mellie
I shot the damn dog
I am not yet a buddha
But I am at peace
by Schiap Arelli
aging but juicy
succulent pink tenderloin
eat it at its peak
by Poppa loves Momma
