Bored off my ass
sitting in the library
night school fucking sucks
by Paver Jr.
large hooters bouncing
ass is tight as feet move fast
Man watches with wood
by Paver Jr.
Crap rises in bowl
not stopping at waters edge
the messiah crap
by Paver Jr.
Another night shift
Has me sitting here at machine
Bored, and posting this.
by WyldKyss
Flatulent baby
Cries ceaselessly for solace.
Phazyme, anyone??
by Jane
them...Depends really
have allowed my sweet Grandma
no more accidents
by tee hee
such a silly thought
splashing in the hot tub makes
redwood sleek and red
by A. Musing
her book of basho
led to an inspiration -
splash! in the hot tub
by scott, goddamn it
just a gentle kiss
lips wetly open signal
hint of merest touch
by Lolita
a quick good-bye kiss
not surprising...new lovers
never left for work
by the shades were left down
a quick goodbye kiss
had me going into work
wearing her lipstick
by not my shade
feeling fabulous
Friday is a day away
the week-end is near
by Boston gal
come and have the best
made with fresh ingredients
Boston's clam 'chowda'
by A. Musing (sometimes)
transformation can
be a bit of a slow thing
but worth it for sure
by Moxie
the paranoid can
survive, or destroy, those with
them... Depends really
by Moxie
The Muse is angry
using haiku for chat makes
her want to vomit
by Chowderhead
i tell you to en-
joy or yours?, I wish...I could?
sound famliar?
by Moxie of you silly kids...
as we used to say
"paranoia destroya"
back when we were kids
by Boston gal
"does anyone care?"
wasn't directed to Mox
simple rhetoric
by Boston gal
he's hysterical
i mean, really - we're talking
schizophrenia
by to Scott re Moxie
"To Moxie"
What to talk about
in my first ever haiku
on this site today?
I've never heard so
much funny B.S. out of
a mouth in my life.
by Scott of Kansas
where I come from it
may seem we are idiots
but, it's less surface
but you still have to
kiss ass, as you have to do
all too often, with humanity
because it worships itself
by Moxie
Well, just goes to show
people get bored too fast here
and snip and backbite
critical bitching
is a sign of unhappy
people, lashing out
by Moxie
does anyone care?
x-files had played out its theme
two seasons ago
by Boston gal a sci-fi fan
everyone has their
own problems, I forget me
not have monopo...
(dang, over five again!)
by Moxie
I was Catholic
that might explain a few things?
but no priests did me...
hiding this, for years, the
x-files comes to mind, the truth
is really out there
by Moxie
well, is the system
one of those things that Big Bro
lives on our knowledge?
by Moxie
pope meeting for sex:
is that a cardinal sin
or merely mortal?
by mellie
I shot the damn dog
I am not yet a buddha
But I am at peace
by Schiap Arelli
aging but juicy
succulent pink tenderloin
eat it at its peak
by Poppa loves Momma
last night's sleeping pill
beat up my coffee...too weak
to defend itself
by props to tom
The Wednesday Pratter
Is slow on the phone lines now
Non customer day
by WyldKyss
timeless elements
find their way into keyboard
pizza crust and cheese
by Mama Rosa
Tortilla chip catches
Salsa falls into lap and now
I'm dirty again
by Clomey Joseraph of Los Angeles
so many have stopped
to write their names in my heart
there's not much room left
by Anonymous Poet
gjhkhjlfhukhjlhjlhfjlfhjlhjlfkfyuouo
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by hgkghk of fghjfhk
Philly and New York:
notorious for parking
(ir)regulations
by ComiCat of Jerzey
I think I'd be fined
if I ignored all the signs
(I'd be broke as well)
by Boston gal (hassles of parking a car here)
If I ignored you,
and let you all have your website
I think I'd be fine
by Moxie
The problem with Christ
is no one knows what he looks like
and presume speak his words
by Anonymous Poet
oh, man!
who's ass do I need to kiss here?
by Moxie
Pope calls sex meeting;
Sharon plans peace conference;
Satan dons sweater.
by anon (via ash, but not mine) of (http://books.guardian.co.uk/games/haiku/0,5917,124810,00.html)
a,b,c,d,e
f,g,h,i,j,k,l
m,n,o,p,q
r,s,t,u,v
double-u,x,y,z. it's
just letters to me.
by realnutter of london
....the gods destroy whom
they first make mad as is the
.....case here with moxie
by ronin@andwhereismylavidalocababe
tsk tsk tsk
by ronin@heythosewordsendwithk's
scrofulous discharge
malignant inspissation
festering toe jam
these be more pleasing
than the psychotic ravings
of a non-poet
your god of mercy
could do us all a favour
by striking you mute
by ash
it isn't haiku
your poetry is unlike....
anyone's haiku
by ash
religious nutter
hell is your lame poetry
god is merciless
by ash
your poetry sucks
gazing within your navel
you can see nothing
by ash
days getting shorter
bad haiku getting more bad
nights getting longer
by ash
