Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

The beach-sweeper sweeps
and the cool tide slowly creeps
as beach-goers sleep
Haiku # 20100, May 3, 2002 2:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I slipped from my groove
into a deep, darker groove
that's ruining my mood
Haiku # 20099, May 3, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
One morning I woke
and prematurely I spoke
that life is a joke
Haiku # 20098, May 3, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
lesbian football
except for the femme rusher
tonight, she gets sacked
Haiku # 20097, May 3, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by scott (pinch me)
universal thoughts
"y tu mama tambien"
adolescent dreams
Haiku # 20096, May 3, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by A. Musing
I wake up sometimes
to a beautiful spring day
and think, "What's the point?"
Haiku # 20095, May 3, 2002 2:04 pm ET
by florist dump
stupid is as stu-
pid does, that's what my mama
always used to say
Haiku # 20094, May 3, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by florist dump
ugly and dumb, I
asked him out anyway....yet
I still got turned down
Haiku # 20093, May 3, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by florist gump
marin nazi youth
can't draw proper swastikas
join the taliban
Haiku # 20092, May 3, 2002 1:33 pm ET
by scott
*diligence*
Haiku # 20091, May 3, 2002 10:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
despite deligence
voluptuous vexing vamps
can make you bankrupt
Haiku # 20090, May 3, 2002 10:47 am ET
by Don Trump
despite diligence
vexacious litigation
can make you bankrupt
Haiku # 20089, May 3, 2002 10:04 am ET
by ash (ode to the medicolegal situation)
beautiful and smart
and somehow i met her with
a used toilet brush
Haiku # 20088, May 3, 2002 2:28 am ET
by scott (my strangest ploy yet, and by far the most successful)
i don't mind my job
i couldn't say i love it
but it doesn't suck
Haiku # 20087, May 3, 2002 2:10 am ET
by ash
beautiful women
may spell better than yourself
and yes, i do care

Haiku # 20086, May 3, 2002 2:08 am ET
by ash
Beautifull women
midless shells of a humans
rarely are they smart
Haiku # 20085, May 2, 2002 10:18 pm ET
by Paver Jr.
working job equals
suffering no one uses
common sense today
Haiku # 20084, May 2, 2002 10:16 pm ET
by Paver Jr.
What the hell is wrong
with the wolrd today damn it
no one fucking cares
Haiku # 20083, May 2, 2002 10:12 pm ET
by Paver Jr.
What do I feel what
do i say in the end it
all goes away. Yah!
Haiku # 20082, May 2, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by Paver Jr.
Bored off my ass
sitting in the library
night school fucking sucks
Haiku # 20081, May 2, 2002 10:08 pm ET
by Paver Jr.
large hooters bouncing
ass is tight as feet move fast
Man watches with wood
Haiku # 20080, May 2, 2002 10:06 pm ET
by Paver Jr.
Crap rises in bowl
not stopping at waters edge
the messiah crap
Haiku # 20079, May 2, 2002 10:03 pm ET
by Paver Jr.
Another night shift
Has me sitting here at machine
Bored, and posting this.
Haiku # 20078, May 2, 2002 7:28 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Flatulent baby
Cries ceaselessly for solace.
Phazyme, anyone??
Haiku # 20077, May 2, 2002 7:27 pm ET
by Jane
them...Depends really
have allowed my sweet Grandma
no more accidents
Haiku # 20076, May 2, 2002 6:40 pm ET
by tee hee
such a silly thought
splashing in the hot tub makes
redwood sleek and red
Haiku # 20075, May 2, 2002 6:34 pm ET
by A. Musing
her book of basho
led to an inspiration -
splash! in the hot tub
Haiku # 20074, May 2, 2002 5:22 pm ET
by scott, goddamn it
just a gentle kiss
lips wetly open signal
hint of merest touch
Haiku # 20073, May 2, 2002 4:54 pm ET
by Lolita
a quick good-bye kiss
not surprising...new lovers
never left for work
Haiku # 20072, May 2, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by the shades were left down
a quick goodbye kiss
had me going into work
wearing her lipstick
Haiku # 20071, May 2, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by not my shade
feeling fabulous
Friday is a day away
the week-end is near
Haiku # 20070, May 2, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by Boston gal
come and have the best
made with fresh ingredients
Boston's clam 'chowda'
Haiku # 20069, May 2, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by A. Musing (sometimes)
transformation can
be a bit of a slow thing
but worth it for sure
Haiku # 20068, May 2, 2002 3:48 pm ET
by Moxie
the paranoid can
survive, or destroy, those with
them... Depends really
Haiku # 20067, May 2, 2002 3:38 pm ET
by Moxie
The Muse is angry
using haiku for chat makes
her want to vomit
Haiku # 20066, May 2, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by Chowderhead
i tell you to en-
joy or yours?, I wish...I could?
sound famliar?
Haiku # 20065, May 2, 2002 3:36 pm ET
by Moxie of you silly kids...
as we used to say
"paranoia destroya"
back when we were kids
Haiku # 20064, May 2, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by Boston gal
"does anyone care?"
wasn't directed to Mox
simple rhetoric
Haiku # 20063, May 2, 2002 2:57 pm ET
by Boston gal
he's hysterical
i mean, really - we're talking
schizophrenia
Haiku # 20062, May 2, 2002 2:56 pm ET
by to Scott re Moxie
"To Moxie"
What to talk about
in my first ever haiku
on this site today?

I've never heard so
much funny B.S. out of
a mouth in my life.
Haiku # 20061, May 2, 2002 2:41 pm ET
by Scott of Kansas
where I come from it
may seem we are idiots
but, it's less surface

but you still have to
kiss ass, as you have to do
all too often, with humanity

because it worships itself
Haiku # 20060, May 2, 2002 2:21 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, just goes to show
people get bored too fast here
and snip and backbite

critical bitching
is a sign of unhappy
people, lashing out
Haiku # 20059, May 2, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by Moxie
does anyone care?
x-files had played out its theme
two seasons ago
Haiku # 20058, May 2, 2002 12:21 pm ET
by Boston gal a sci-fi fan
everyone has their
own problems, I forget me
not have monopo...

(dang, over five again!)
Haiku # 20057, May 2, 2002 11:56 am ET
by Moxie
I was Catholic
that might explain a few things?
but no priests did me...

hiding this, for years, the
x-files comes to mind, the truth
is really out there
Haiku # 20056, May 2, 2002 11:54 am ET
by Moxie
well, is the system
one of those things that Big Bro
lives on our knowledge?
Haiku # 20055, May 2, 2002 11:49 am ET
by Moxie
pope meeting for sex:
is that a cardinal sin
or merely mortal?
Haiku # 20054, May 2, 2002 2:28 am ET
by mellie
I shot the damn dog
I am not yet a buddha
But I am at peace
Haiku # 20053, May 1, 2002 11:42 pm ET
by Schiap Arelli
aging but juicy
succulent pink tenderloin
eat it at its peak
Haiku # 20052, May 1, 2002 10:38 pm ET
by Poppa loves Momma
last night's sleeping pill
beat up my coffee...too weak
to defend itself
Haiku # 20051, May 1, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by props to tom
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