Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
i don't mind my job
i couldn't say i love it
but it doesn't suck
Haiku # 20087 May 3, 2002 2:10 am ET
by ash
beautiful women
may spell better than yourself
and yes, i do care

Haiku # 20086 May 3, 2002 2:08 am ET
by ash
Beautifull women
midless shells of a humans
rarely are they smart
Haiku # 20085 May 2, 2002 10:18 pm ET
by Paver Jr.
working job equals
suffering no one uses
common sense today
Haiku # 20084 May 2, 2002 10:16 pm ET
by Paver Jr.
What the hell is wrong
with the wolrd today damn it
no one fucking cares
Haiku # 20083 May 2, 2002 10:12 pm ET
by Paver Jr.
What do I feel what
do i say in the end it
all goes away. Yah!
Haiku # 20082 May 2, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by Paver Jr.
Bored off my ass
sitting in the library
night school fucking sucks
Haiku # 20081 May 2, 2002 10:08 pm ET
by Paver Jr.
large hooters bouncing
ass is tight as feet move fast
Man watches with wood
Haiku # 20080 May 2, 2002 10:06 pm ET
by Paver Jr.
Crap rises in bowl
not stopping at waters edge
the messiah crap
Haiku # 20079 May 2, 2002 10:03 pm ET
by Paver Jr.
Another night shift
Has me sitting here at machine
Bored, and posting this.
Haiku # 20078 May 2, 2002 7:28 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Flatulent baby
Cries ceaselessly for solace.
Phazyme, anyone??
Haiku # 20077 May 2, 2002 7:27 pm ET
by Jane
them...Depends really
have allowed my sweet Grandma
no more accidents
Haiku # 20076 May 2, 2002 6:40 pm ET
by tee hee
such a silly thought
splashing in the hot tub makes
redwood sleek and red
Haiku # 20075 May 2, 2002 6:34 pm ET
by A. Musing
her book of basho
led to an inspiration -
splash! in the hot tub
Haiku # 20074 May 2, 2002 5:22 pm ET
by scott, goddamn it
just a gentle kiss
lips wetly open signal
hint of merest touch
Haiku # 20073 May 2, 2002 4:54 pm ET
by Lolita
a quick good-bye kiss
not surprising...new lovers
never left for work
Haiku # 20072 May 2, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by the shades were left down
a quick goodbye kiss
had me going into work
wearing her lipstick
Haiku # 20071 May 2, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by not my shade
feeling fabulous
Friday is a day away
the week-end is near
Haiku # 20070 May 2, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by Boston gal
come and have the best
made with fresh ingredients
Boston's clam 'chowda'
Haiku # 20069 May 2, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by A. Musing (sometimes)
transformation can
be a bit of a slow thing
but worth it for sure
Haiku # 20068 May 2, 2002 3:48 pm ET
by Moxie
the paranoid can
survive, or destroy, those with
them... Depends really
Haiku # 20067 May 2, 2002 3:38 pm ET
by Moxie
The Muse is angry
using haiku for chat makes
her want to vomit
Haiku # 20066 May 2, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by Chowderhead
i tell you to en-
joy or yours?, I wish...I could?
sound famliar?
Haiku # 20065 May 2, 2002 3:36 pm ET
by Moxie of you silly kids...
as we used to say
"paranoia destroya"
back when we were kids
Haiku # 20064 May 2, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by Boston gal
"does anyone care?"
wasn't directed to Mox
simple rhetoric
Haiku # 20063 May 2, 2002 2:57 pm ET
by Boston gal
he's hysterical
i mean, really - we're talking
schizophrenia
Haiku # 20062 May 2, 2002 2:56 pm ET
by to Scott re Moxie
"To Moxie"
What to talk about
in my first ever haiku
on this site today?

I've never heard so
much funny B.S. out of
a mouth in my life.
Haiku # 20061 May 2, 2002 2:41 pm ET
by Scott of Kansas
where I come from it
may seem we are idiots
but, it's less surface

but you still have to
kiss ass, as you have to do
all too often, with humanity

because it worships itself
Haiku # 20060 May 2, 2002 2:21 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, just goes to show
people get bored too fast here
and snip and backbite

critical bitching
is a sign of unhappy
people, lashing out
Haiku # 20059 May 2, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by Moxie
does anyone care?
x-files had played out its theme
two seasons ago
Haiku # 20058 May 2, 2002 12:21 pm ET
by Boston gal a sci-fi fan
everyone has their
own problems, I forget me
not have monopo...

(dang, over five again!)
Haiku # 20057 May 2, 2002 11:56 am ET
by Moxie
I was Catholic
that might explain a few things?
but no priests did me...

hiding this, for years, the
x-files comes to mind, the truth
is really out there
Haiku # 20056 May 2, 2002 11:54 am ET
by Moxie
well, is the system
one of those things that Big Bro
lives on our knowledge?
Haiku # 20055 May 2, 2002 11:49 am ET
by Moxie
pope meeting for sex:
is that a cardinal sin
or merely mortal?
Haiku # 20054 May 2, 2002 2:28 am ET
by mellie
I shot the damn dog
I am not yet a buddha
But I am at peace
Haiku # 20053 May 1, 2002 11:42 pm ET
by Schiap Arelli
aging but juicy
succulent pink tenderloin
eat it at its peak
Haiku # 20052 May 1, 2002 10:38 pm ET
by Poppa loves Momma
last night's sleeping pill
beat up my coffee...too weak
to defend itself
Haiku # 20051 May 1, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by props to tom
The Wednesday Pratter
Is slow on the phone lines now
Non customer day
Haiku # 20050 May 1, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by WyldKyss
timeless elements
find their way into keyboard
pizza crust and cheese
Haiku # 20049 May 1, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by Mama Rosa
Tortilla chip catches
Salsa falls into lap and now
I'm dirty again
Haiku # 20048 May 1, 2002 7:52 pm ET
by Clomey Joseraph of Los Angeles
so many have stopped
to write their names in my heart
there's not much room left
Haiku # 20047 May 1, 2002 3:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gjhkhjlfhukhjlhjlhfjlfhjlhjlfkfyuouo
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Haiku # 20045 May 1, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by hgkghk of fghjfhk
Philly and New York:
notorious for parking
(ir)regulations
Haiku # 20044 May 1, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
I think I'd be fined
if I ignored all the signs
(I'd be broke as well)
Haiku # 20043 May 1, 2002 1:31 pm ET
by Boston gal (hassles of parking a car here)
If I ignored you,
and let you all have your website
I think I'd be fine
Haiku # 20042 May 1, 2002 12:11 pm ET
by Moxie
The problem with Christ
is no one knows what he looks like
and presume speak his words
Haiku # 20041 May 1, 2002 9:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh, man!

who's ass do I need to kiss here?
Haiku # 20040 May 1, 2002 9:38 am ET
by Moxie
Pope calls sex meeting;
Sharon plans peace conference;
Satan dons sweater.

Haiku # 20039 May 1, 2002 8:31 am ET
by anon (via ash, but not mine) of (http://books.guardian.co.uk/games/haiku/0,5917,124810,00.html)
a,b,c,d,e
f,g,h,i,j,k,l
m,n,o,p,q

r,s,t,u,v
double-u,x,y,z. it's
just letters to me.
Haiku # 20038 May 1, 2002 6:55 am ET
by realnutter of london
....the gods destroy whom
they first make mad as is the
.....case here with moxie
Haiku # 20037 May 1, 2002 6:07 am ET
by ronin@andwhereismylavidalocababe