Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

as long as Mox nev-
er has children the world is
safe from his offspring
Haiku # 20157, May 7, 2002 5:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rosie O' Donnell
should have a kid, and family
she's a muppet!
Haiku # 20156, May 6, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Mox
you pulled me aside
and said "aha, he's still at
it"...you're right there you!
Haiku # 20155, May 6, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Nah, I am neither the
Moxie nor this Scott I see
Just annoying girl.
Haiku # 20154, May 6, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by WyldKyss
why do legends die
young? it is a shitty thing
and, life interrupted
Haiku # 20153, May 6, 2002 8:30 pm ET
by Moxie
twenty-four years old
paralyzed in football game
Curtis Williams died
Haiku # 20152, May 6, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by a Husky fan weeps
I'm on-call again -
Only test regions abend!
co-workers jealous...
Haiku # 20151, May 6, 2002 6:25 pm ET
by WAIT!
I'm on-call again
Haiku # 20150, May 6, 2002 6:24 pm ET
by bad haiku addict of Oregon, 3 hours behind y'all
insecurity
is best mocked but, insecure?
better served by love
Haiku # 20149, May 6, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, hard work sometimes
is just survival of the
cheapest and fastest
Haiku # 20148, May 6, 2002 3:13 pm ET
by Moxie
raising sugar caine
kiddie excelerator
birthday particle
Haiku # 20147, May 6, 2002 2:07 pm ET
by jack rabbit of canada
electrons are cheap
lot of 'em going around
my critical mass
Haiku # 20146, May 6, 2002 10:26 am ET
by ash
Since time after time
the old fate out 's been so
beautiful to me.
Haiku # 20145, May 6, 2002 1:25 am ET
by Garik8 of Jersey

an edible catch
of mollusks and crustaceans
from the ocean
Haiku # 20144, May 5, 2002 9:14 pm ET
by indiana
when the ax appeared
forest trees did recognize
familiar handle
Haiku # 20143, May 5, 2002 7:30 pm ET
by Coochichelka (Turkish proverb)
mayor of Providence
villian of the plunder dome
bad toupee and all
Haiku # 20142, May 5, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by I deplore Buddy Cianci
ah, the ocean state!
I know that place very well
Rhode Island's shoreline
Haiku # 20141, May 5, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by Buddy...at home with all my crooked colleagues!
it's new england, some
magick to it, no matter
what part of the place
Haiku # 20140, May 5, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Mox
Thoughts on Boston? soon
be back in the Ocean State
summer on the shore
Haiku # 20139, May 5, 2002 2:25 pm ET
by A. Musing (sailing too)
Most people seem to
play the game of our world view
welcome to America

your lives are worthless
to the average person
unless you win alot
Haiku # 20138, May 5, 2002 1:52 pm ET
by Moxie
Thoughts on Boston, well
Mostly like anywhere else, a
place, where people are
Haiku # 20137, May 5, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh, Canada? Be
careful now, I am thinking
of moving there, to get

away from Scott
Haiku # 20136, May 5, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by Moxie
Boston gal will say...
competing in marathons
keeps the fat away
Haiku # 20135, May 5, 2002 11:11 am ET
by Boston gal (not Harvard...BC)

.drooling sun scorching
the lean silky arches of
.female beachcombers

Haiku # 20134, May 5, 2002 12:18 am ET
by ronin@sighgirlsgirlseverywherebutnotadroptolick
Dazed, drooling silly
whisky, boobs and navels
male, female, neuter?
Haiku # 20133, May 4, 2002 11:56 pm ET
by jewel1
Picking up sea shells
deformed, cracked and discolored
scorching sun burn me
Haiku # 20132, May 4, 2002 11:55 pm ET
by jewel1
Grand Bahamas calls
Silicone implanted boobs
bobbing up and down
Haiku # 20131, May 4, 2002 11:54 pm ET
by jewel1

the sun is scorching
slowly stirring the oceans
soon there will be floods
Haiku # 20130, May 4, 2002 11:52 pm ET
by indiana

........coloring beaches
with golden rays of sunshine
......in san francisco bay
Haiku # 20129, May 4, 2002 10:47 pm ET
by ronin@withmytowelshadesandsuntan

the sun has risen
painting a golden coastline
precious stones glitter
Haiku # 20128, May 4, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by indiana

.............big boobs are ok
much so with thin waists and curves
...........along with long legs
Haiku # 20127, May 4, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by ronin@tryingtoimagine....

...Boston gal you say
..tall and so american
..lean with golden hair

(smart dresser and all)
Haiku # 20126, May 4, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by ronin@aharvadianisuppose?

.......as an older teen
i used to be stung spinning
...and dazed with whisky
Haiku # 20125, May 4, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by ronin@justsocialdrinkingisay
as a young teen
blue bags meant I was in pain,
just recycling now
Haiku # 20124, May 4, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spinning, stung and dazed
from a habit snatched by death
I walk through the streets

A sigh of relief
Here, I am familiar with
Humor in chaos

Bask in the brilliance
dry, slicing and the precise
gee, home... I am...home
Haiku # 20123, May 4, 2002 10:43 am ET
by jewel1
I should clarify...
that's re: tattoo haiku
not Wyldkyss poster
Haiku # 20122, May 4, 2002 10:39 am ET
by A. Musing
yep, just Boston gal
neither of the other two
(headin' out right now...)
Haiku # 20121, May 4, 2002 10:35 am ET
by A. Musing
that was BAD haiku
fortunately it's NOT true
(good shock value, huh?)
Haiku # 20120, May 4, 2002 10:32 am ET
by A. Musing (sometimes)

..Wyldkyss is either
the incorrigible scott
or the dreaded mox
Haiku # 20119, May 4, 2002 10:31 am ET
by ronin@harharhar

......come and join the fun
looks like you're number 1 with
........the best flame ever
Haiku # 20118, May 4, 2002 10:27 am ET
by coach ronin
curse'd were my breasts
so much that cancer took them
now I have tattoos
Haiku # 20117, May 3, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by painted one...er, make that two
Flame war is like the
Special Olympics; you win
But are retarded
Haiku # 20116, May 3, 2002 8:08 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Curse'd are my breasts
Which are so large that I must
Always wear a bra.

I look forward to
Getting off of work today
Ah, such sweet release!
Haiku # 20115, May 3, 2002 8:04 pm ET
by WyldKyss
ghosts from my past loves
whispering to each other
in my heart's corners
Haiku # 20114, May 3, 2002 7:52 pm ET
by Lolita

....you are in a place
plagued by an incurable
..disease called moxie
Haiku # 20113, May 3, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by dr. ronin
where the hell am I?
if "no matter you go,
there you are," here's me.
Haiku # 20112, May 3, 2002 6:24 pm ET
by haiku addict of Oregon 3 hrs behind
you feel 'left' behind
must get up and walk about
helps circulation
Haiku # 20111, May 3, 2002 5:08 pm ET
by Dr. Feelbetter
laugh at black humor
spill margarita liquid
as you read postings
Haiku # 20110, May 3, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by A. Musing
when life hands you limes
make margaritas, collect
the profits, buy the

thing you wanted in
the first place and then fucking
punch out the asshole

who gave you the limes
Haiku # 20109, May 3, 2002 4:43 pm ET
by florist dump
make margaritas
take off your shoes...play CD's
plan for the week-end
Haiku # 20108, May 3, 2002 4:37 pm ET
by Boston gal
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