as a young teen
blue bags meant I was in pain,
just recycling now

Spinning, stung and dazed
from a habit snatched by death
I walk through the streets

A sigh of relief
Here, I am familiar with
Humor in chaos

Bask in the brilliance
dry, slicing and the precise
gee, home... I am...home

I should clarify...
that's re: tattoo haiku
not Wyldkyss poster

yep, just Boston gal
neither of the other two
(headin' out right now...)

that was BAD haiku
fortunately it's NOT true
(good shock value, huh?)

..Wyldkyss is either
the incorrigible scott
or the dreaded mox

......come and join the fun
looks like you're number 1 with
........the best flame ever

curse'd were my breasts
so much that cancer took them
now I have tattoos

Flame war is like the
Special Olympics; you win
But are retarded

Curse'd are my breasts
Which are so large that I must
Always wear a bra.

I look forward to
Getting off of work today
Ah, such sweet release!

ghosts from my past loves
whispering to each other
in my heart's corners

....you are in a place
plagued by an incurable
..disease called moxie

where the hell am I?
if "no matter you go,
there you are," here's me.

you feel 'left' behind
must get up and walk about
helps circulation

laugh at black humor
spill margarita liquid
as you read postings

when life hands you limes
make margaritas, collect
the profits, buy the

thing you wanted in
the first place and then fucking
punch out the asshole

who gave you the limes

make margaritas
take off your shoes...play CD's
plan for the week-end

when life hands you limes,
crushed ice, salt, and tequila,
make margaritas

as one door closes
interior landscape shifts
open a window

depression is just
another hole to fill right?
no putty around......

The ocean rolls in
we swim and crash in its waves
the ocean rolls out

easy to say when
you're in love, not easy when
you feel left behind

Some days I don't care
about the leaves in my hair
a freedom so rare

life may be a joke
would that really be so bad?
laugh it up, i say

The beach-sweeper sweeps
and the cool tide slowly creeps
as beach-goers sleep

I slipped from my groove
into a deep, darker groove
that's ruining my mood

One morning I woke
and prematurely I spoke
that life is a joke

lesbian football
except for the femme rusher
tonight, she gets sacked

universal thoughts
"y tu mama tambien"
adolescent dreams

I wake up sometimes
to a beautiful spring day
and think, "What's the point?"

stupid is as stu-
pid does, that's what my mama
always used to say

ugly and dumb, I
asked him out anyway....yet
I still got turned down

marin nazi youth
can't draw proper swastikas
join the taliban

*diligence*

despite deligence
voluptuous vexing vamps
can make you bankrupt

despite diligence
vexacious litigation
can make you bankrupt

beautiful and smart
and somehow i met her with
a used toilet brush

i don't mind my job
i couldn't say i love it
but it doesn't suck

beautiful women
may spell better than yourself
and yes, i do care

Beautifull women
midless shells of a humans
rarely are they smart

working job equals
suffering no one uses
common sense today

What the hell is wrong
with the wolrd today damn it
no one fucking cares

What do I feel what
do i say in the end it
all goes away. Yah!

Bored off my ass
sitting in the library
night school fucking sucks

large hooters bouncing
ass is tight as feet move fast
Man watches with wood

Crap rises in bowl
not stopping at waters edge
the messiah crap

Another night shift
Has me sitting here at machine
Bored, and posting this.

Flatulent baby
Cries ceaselessly for solace.
Phazyme, anyone??

them...Depends really
have allowed my sweet Grandma
no more accidents

such a silly thought
splashing in the hot tub makes
redwood sleek and red