Oh, Canada? Be
careful now, I am thinking
of moving there, to get

away from Scott

Boston gal will say...
competing in marathons
keeps the fat away

.drooling sun scorching
the lean silky arches of
.female beachcombers

Dazed, drooling silly
whisky, boobs and navels
male, female, neuter?

Picking up sea shells
deformed, cracked and discolored
scorching sun burn me

Grand Bahamas calls
Silicone implanted boobs
bobbing up and down

the sun is scorching
slowly stirring the oceans
soon there will be floods

........coloring beaches
with golden rays of sunshine
......in san francisco bay

the sun has risen
painting a golden coastline
precious stones glitter

.............big boobs are ok
much so with thin waists and curves
...........along with long legs

...Boston gal you say
..tall and so american
..lean with golden hair

(smart dresser and all)

.......as an older teen
i used to be stung spinning
...and dazed with whisky

as a young teen
blue bags meant I was in pain,
just recycling now

Spinning, stung and dazed
from a habit snatched by death
I walk through the streets

A sigh of relief
Here, I am familiar with
Humor in chaos

Bask in the brilliance
dry, slicing and the precise
gee, home... I am...home

I should clarify...
that's re: tattoo haiku
not Wyldkyss poster

yep, just Boston gal
neither of the other two
(headin' out right now...)

that was BAD haiku
fortunately it's NOT true
(good shock value, huh?)

..Wyldkyss is either
the incorrigible scott
or the dreaded mox

......come and join the fun
looks like you're number 1 with
........the best flame ever

curse'd were my breasts
so much that cancer took them
now I have tattoos

Flame war is like the
Special Olympics; you win
But are retarded

Curse'd are my breasts
Which are so large that I must
Always wear a bra.

I look forward to
Getting off of work today
Ah, such sweet release!

ghosts from my past loves
whispering to each other
in my heart's corners

....you are in a place
plagued by an incurable
..disease called moxie

where the hell am I?
if "no matter you go,
there you are," here's me.

you feel 'left' behind
must get up and walk about
helps circulation

laugh at black humor
spill margarita liquid
as you read postings

when life hands you limes
make margaritas, collect
the profits, buy the

thing you wanted in
the first place and then fucking
punch out the asshole

who gave you the limes

make margaritas
take off your shoes...play CD's
plan for the week-end

when life hands you limes,
crushed ice, salt, and tequila,
make margaritas

as one door closes
interior landscape shifts
open a window

depression is just
another hole to fill right?
no putty around......

The ocean rolls in
we swim and crash in its waves
the ocean rolls out

easy to say when
you're in love, not easy when
you feel left behind

Some days I don't care
about the leaves in my hair
a freedom so rare

life may be a joke
would that really be so bad?
laugh it up, i say

The beach-sweeper sweeps
and the cool tide slowly creeps
as beach-goers sleep

I slipped from my groove
into a deep, darker groove
that's ruining my mood

One morning I woke
and prematurely I spoke
that life is a joke

lesbian football
except for the femme rusher
tonight, she gets sacked

universal thoughts
"y tu mama tambien"
adolescent dreams

I wake up sometimes
to a beautiful spring day
and think, "What's the point?"

stupid is as stu-
pid does, that's what my mama
always used to say

ugly and dumb, I
asked him out anyway....yet
I still got turned down

marin nazi youth
can't draw proper swastikas
join the taliban

*diligence*

despite deligence
voluptuous vexing vamps
can make you bankrupt

despite diligence
vexacious litigation
can make you bankrupt

beautiful and smart
and somehow i met her with
a used toilet brush

i don't mind my job
i couldn't say i love it
but it doesn't suck