Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
don't look down on me
ash, I'd be the first person to
sacrifice his life...
if it was to save yours...

is that stupidity?
Haiku # 20163 May 7, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Moxie
drugs kill brain cells...
a man was hired as a
babysitter, he "cooked"

the turkey...was an infant
braised 45 minutes...
parents came home to supper
Haiku # 20162 May 7, 2002 10:26 am ET
by Moxie
in many cases
smart people have a cruel streak
towards the stupid
Haiku # 20161 May 7, 2002 10:25 am ET
by ash
I see you want me
to "kill myself" again, you are
lazy, evil people

who would throw your own children
to the ground, to get 5 minutes with
the dealer, to shut those "whining little shits"
up, for your own benefit
Haiku # 20160 May 7, 2002 10:20 am ET
by Moxie
no comment, that you
would want to imply murder
says, when you kill me

you'll pull the trigger on yourself
because you people...
hate your own lives too
Haiku # 20159 May 7, 2002 10:18 am ET
by Moxie

..........how i pity the
mom who has to bear his seed
......and raise his junior
Haiku # 20158 May 7, 2002 7:48 am ET
by ronin@orisitscottplayingmoxie
as long as Mox nev-
er has children the world is
safe from his offspring
Haiku # 20157 May 7, 2002 5:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rosie O' Donnell
should have a kid, and family
she's a muppet!
Haiku # 20156 May 6, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Mox
you pulled me aside
and said "aha, he's still at
it"...you're right there you!
Haiku # 20155 May 6, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Nah, I am neither the
Moxie nor this Scott I see
Just annoying girl.
Haiku # 20154 May 6, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by WyldKyss
why do legends die
young? it is a shitty thing
and, life interrupted
Haiku # 20153 May 6, 2002 8:30 pm ET
by Moxie
twenty-four years old
paralyzed in football game
Curtis Williams died
Haiku # 20152 May 6, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by a Husky fan weeps
I'm on-call again -
Only test regions abend!
co-workers jealous...
Haiku # 20151 May 6, 2002 6:25 pm ET
by WAIT!
I'm on-call again
Haiku # 20150 May 6, 2002 6:24 pm ET
by bad haiku addict of Oregon, 3 hours behind y'all
insecurity
is best mocked but, insecure?
better served by love
Haiku # 20149 May 6, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, hard work sometimes
is just survival of the
cheapest and fastest
Haiku # 20148 May 6, 2002 3:13 pm ET
by Moxie
raising sugar caine
kiddie excelerator
birthday particle
Haiku # 20147 May 6, 2002 2:07 pm ET
by jack rabbit of canada
electrons are cheap
lot of 'em going around
my critical mass
Haiku # 20146 May 6, 2002 10:26 am ET
by ash
Since time after time
the old fate out 's been so
beautiful to me.
Haiku # 20145 May 6, 2002 1:25 am ET
by Garik8 of Jersey

an edible catch
of mollusks and crustaceans
from the ocean
Haiku # 20144 May 5, 2002 9:14 pm ET
by indiana
when the ax appeared
forest trees did recognize
familiar handle
Haiku # 20143 May 5, 2002 7:30 pm ET
by Coochichelka (Turkish proverb)
mayor of Providence
villian of the plunder dome
bad toupee and all
Haiku # 20142 May 5, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by I deplore Buddy Cianci
ah, the ocean state!
I know that place very well
Rhode Island's shoreline
Haiku # 20141 May 5, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by Buddy...at home with all my crooked colleagues!
it's new england, some
magick to it, no matter
what part of the place
Haiku # 20140 May 5, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Mox
Thoughts on Boston? soon
be back in the Ocean State
summer on the shore
Haiku # 20139 May 5, 2002 2:25 pm ET
by A. Musing (sailing too)
Most people seem to
play the game of our world view
welcome to America

your lives are worthless
to the average person
unless you win alot
Haiku # 20138 May 5, 2002 1:52 pm ET
by Moxie
Thoughts on Boston, well
Mostly like anywhere else, a
place, where people are
Haiku # 20137 May 5, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh, Canada? Be
careful now, I am thinking
of moving there, to get

away from Scott
Haiku # 20136 May 5, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by Moxie
Boston gal will say...
competing in marathons
keeps the fat away
Haiku # 20135 May 5, 2002 11:11 am ET
by Boston gal (not Harvard...BC)

.drooling sun scorching
the lean silky arches of
.female beachcombers

Haiku # 20134 May 5, 2002 12:18 am ET
by ronin@sighgirlsgirlseverywherebutnotadroptolick
Dazed, drooling silly
whisky, boobs and navels
male, female, neuter?
Haiku # 20133 May 4, 2002 11:56 pm ET
by jewel1
Picking up sea shells
deformed, cracked and discolored
scorching sun burn me
Haiku # 20132 May 4, 2002 11:55 pm ET
by jewel1
Grand Bahamas calls
Silicone implanted boobs
bobbing up and down
Haiku # 20131 May 4, 2002 11:54 pm ET
by jewel1

the sun is scorching
slowly stirring the oceans
soon there will be floods
Haiku # 20130 May 4, 2002 11:52 pm ET
by indiana

........coloring beaches
with golden rays of sunshine
......in san francisco bay
Haiku # 20129 May 4, 2002 10:47 pm ET
by ronin@withmytowelshadesandsuntan

the sun has risen
painting a golden coastline
precious stones glitter
Haiku # 20128 May 4, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by indiana

.............big boobs are ok
much so with thin waists and curves
...........along with long legs
Haiku # 20127 May 4, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by ronin@tryingtoimagine....

...Boston gal you say
..tall and so american
..lean with golden hair

(smart dresser and all)
Haiku # 20126 May 4, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by ronin@aharvadianisuppose?

.......as an older teen
i used to be stung spinning
...and dazed with whisky
Haiku # 20125 May 4, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by ronin@justsocialdrinkingisay
as a young teen
blue bags meant I was in pain,
just recycling now
Haiku # 20124 May 4, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spinning, stung and dazed
from a habit snatched by death
I walk through the streets

A sigh of relief
Here, I am familiar with
Humor in chaos

Bask in the brilliance
dry, slicing and the precise
gee, home... I am...home
Haiku # 20123 May 4, 2002 10:43 am ET
by jewel1
I should clarify...
that's re: tattoo haiku
not Wyldkyss poster
Haiku # 20122 May 4, 2002 10:39 am ET
by A. Musing
yep, just Boston gal
neither of the other two
(headin' out right now...)
Haiku # 20121 May 4, 2002 10:35 am ET
by A. Musing
that was BAD haiku
fortunately it's NOT true
(good shock value, huh?)
Haiku # 20120 May 4, 2002 10:32 am ET
by A. Musing (sometimes)

..Wyldkyss is either
the incorrigible scott
or the dreaded mox
Haiku # 20119 May 4, 2002 10:31 am ET
by ronin@harharhar

......come and join the fun
looks like you're number 1 with
........the best flame ever
Haiku # 20118 May 4, 2002 10:27 am ET
by coach ronin
curse'd were my breasts
so much that cancer took them
now I have tattoos
Haiku # 20117 May 3, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by painted one...er, make that two
Flame war is like the
Special Olympics; you win
But are retarded
Haiku # 20116 May 3, 2002 8:08 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Curse'd are my breasts
Which are so large that I must
Always wear a bra.

I look forward to
Getting off of work today
Ah, such sweet release!
Haiku # 20115 May 3, 2002 8:04 pm ET
by WyldKyss
ghosts from my past loves
whispering to each other
in my heart's corners
Haiku # 20114 May 3, 2002 7:52 pm ET
by Lolita