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28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

the latest news on
the middle east is the same
news 2000 years ago

Shemhamforash, hail Satan
Haiku # 20191, May 7, 2002 11:22 am ET
by Moxie
stand out quietly I
suppose, in this power hungry
little "court" game of

secret handshakes and backroom
gay toilet deals, I mean that literally
horniness, and appetite

that's all it is, hail Satan
Haiku # 20190, May 7, 2002 11:20 am ET
by Moxie
when confronted with
some success of the person
they were dissing, they

shut up and find another
target, due to their own
unwillingness, to stand out

the weak intelligent are
prey for themselves
Haiku # 20189, May 7, 2002 11:19 am ET
by Moxie
The thing is that
people who gossip on
people who are dif

are the same kind who
congregate at the water cooler
and kiss each others ass

at the job, fake as hell
Haiku # 20188, May 7, 2002 11:17 am ET
by Moxie
night,
Haiku # 20187, May 7, 2002 10:51 am ET
by Moxie
i'm off to bed now
you'll have to talk to yourself
to find the answers
Haiku # 20186, May 7, 2002 10:50 am ET
by ash
mindless terror to
make a point, when other means
would be far better
Haiku # 20185, May 7, 2002 10:47 am ET
by Moxie
indeed, high in much
fiber, but constipation stiffs
the inner bowels
Haiku # 20184, May 7, 2002 10:46 am ET
by Moxie
cereal killer
but it goes against the grain
no moral fibre
Haiku # 20183, May 7, 2002 10:45 am ET
by ash
it's just a lot of
talk, sometimes, but my kids if
I take life head on

will have to live with
the sins of the father, as
do your own children
Haiku # 20182, May 7, 2002 10:44 am ET
by Moxie
I would not be so
literal, lad, there's something
very wrong with me, and

to let the people here
get to me and hurt them back
how the heck is that "Christian..."

psycho crusader murderers...
Haiku # 20181, May 7, 2002 10:41 am ET
by Moxie
close your eyes and breathe
beyond the bars of your cage
you're already free
Haiku # 20180, May 7, 2002 10:39 am ET
by ash
ash, I regard you
as very clever, and well
best counterpuncher I ever met
Haiku # 20179, May 7, 2002 10:39 am ET
by Moxie
ash, it is a fusion
between "animal" and "intellect"
unified, the two are

emotional intelligence
I value your intelligence
when, it's not aimed like a "gun"
at my ego
Haiku # 20178, May 7, 2002 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
many rural people
are insecure to the point
because there is a social

barrier to the "educated"
likewise, ap and ronin were
expressing, release, and fear
Haiku # 20177, May 7, 2002 10:37 am ET
by Moxie
being a human
i am a human being
except when i'm not

animalistic
i sometimes am not myself
thinking doesn't pay
Haiku # 20176, May 7, 2002 10:37 am ET
by ash
it's not right, but it's
human pride, to poke fun at
another person's stupidity,

"madness," weakness...
to say you are worthless
and your friends are whores...

and you waste my taxpayer money
all bullshit that
Haiku # 20175, May 7, 2002 10:36 am ET
by Moxie
in many cases, counter
"stupid" people gang up on
the "smart" people, and beat the

living shit out of them
for things they said
Haiku # 20174, May 7, 2002 10:35 am ET
by Moxie
no one likes to be
told they are worthless, smart or
dumb... you make man

a commodity, he loses
value
Haiku # 20173, May 7, 2002 10:34 am ET
by Moxie
I guess the "fundamentalist"
idea on "being human" is "a sinner..."
which means were all, human...

Haiku # 20172, May 7, 2002 10:33 am ET
by Moxie
my bullying, is that
insecurity, you tell me
there's no hope, when I

damn well know there is
how can I save you?
when I'm hell bound myself

are Christians stupid? tell me that
and tell me, if Christians are ignorant fools?
Haiku # 20171, May 7, 2002 10:32 am ET
by Moxie
my second one though
was a somewhat cheap riposte
i'm only human
Haiku # 20170, May 7, 2002 10:31 am ET
by ash
besides, if there were
any poets of talent here
I would not be even

acknowleged
Haiku # 20169, May 7, 2002 10:30 am ET
by Moxie
ash, why do you
bother with an idiot
if you know he is

ignore him and tell him
fuck off, and die
Haiku # 20168, May 7, 2002 10:30 am ET
by Moxie
I'm not in a suicidal
mood anymore, just
very angry...
Haiku # 20167, May 7, 2002 10:29 am ET
by Moxie
my first post tonight
was not even aimed at you
universe central
Haiku # 20166, May 7, 2002 10:29 am ET
by ash
I wish I had a personality
that was more confident
smart people are often

worthless assholes
who go nowhere...
don't put too much confidence
on wasted intelligence
Haiku # 20165, May 7, 2002 10:28 am ET
by Moxie
saddest of them all
moxie has already died
and he doesn't know
Haiku # 20164, May 7, 2002 10:28 am ET
by ash
don't look down on me
ash, I'd be the first person to
sacrifice his life...
if it was to save yours...

is that stupidity?
Haiku # 20163, May 7, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Moxie
drugs kill brain cells...
a man was hired as a
babysitter, he "cooked"

the turkey...was an infant
braised 45 minutes...
parents came home to supper
Haiku # 20162, May 7, 2002 10:26 am ET
by Moxie
in many cases
smart people have a cruel streak
towards the stupid
Haiku # 20161, May 7, 2002 10:25 am ET
by ash
I see you want me
to "kill myself" again, you are
lazy, evil people

who would throw your own children
to the ground, to get 5 minutes with
the dealer, to shut those "whining little shits"
up, for your own benefit
Haiku # 20160, May 7, 2002 10:20 am ET
by Moxie
no comment, that you
would want to imply murder
says, when you kill me

you'll pull the trigger on yourself
because you people...
hate your own lives too
Haiku # 20159, May 7, 2002 10:18 am ET
by Moxie

..........how i pity the
mom who has to bear his seed
......and raise his junior
Haiku # 20158, May 7, 2002 7:48 am ET
by ronin@orisitscottplayingmoxie
as long as Mox nev-
er has children the world is
safe from his offspring
Haiku # 20157, May 7, 2002 5:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rosie O' Donnell
should have a kid, and family
she's a muppet!
Haiku # 20156, May 6, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Mox
you pulled me aside
and said "aha, he's still at
it"...you're right there you!
Haiku # 20155, May 6, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Nah, I am neither the
Moxie nor this Scott I see
Just annoying girl.
Haiku # 20154, May 6, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by WyldKyss
why do legends die
young? it is a shitty thing
and, life interrupted
Haiku # 20153, May 6, 2002 8:30 pm ET
by Moxie
twenty-four years old
paralyzed in football game
Curtis Williams died
Haiku # 20152, May 6, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by a Husky fan weeps
I'm on-call again -
Only test regions abend!
co-workers jealous...
Haiku # 20151, May 6, 2002 6:25 pm ET
by WAIT!
I'm on-call again
Haiku # 20150, May 6, 2002 6:24 pm ET
by bad haiku addict of Oregon, 3 hours behind y'all
insecurity
is best mocked but, insecure?
better served by love
Haiku # 20149, May 6, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, hard work sometimes
is just survival of the
cheapest and fastest
Haiku # 20148, May 6, 2002 3:13 pm ET
by Moxie
raising sugar caine
kiddie excelerator
birthday particle
Haiku # 20147, May 6, 2002 2:07 pm ET
by jack rabbit of canada
electrons are cheap
lot of 'em going around
my critical mass
Haiku # 20146, May 6, 2002 10:26 am ET
by ash
Since time after time
the old fate out 's been so
beautiful to me.
Haiku # 20145, May 6, 2002 1:25 am ET
by Garik8 of Jersey

an edible catch
of mollusks and crustaceans
from the ocean
Haiku # 20144, May 5, 2002 9:14 pm ET
by indiana
when the ax appeared
forest trees did recognize
familiar handle
Haiku # 20143, May 5, 2002 7:30 pm ET
by Coochichelka (Turkish proverb)
mayor of Providence
villian of the plunder dome
bad toupee and all
Haiku # 20142, May 5, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by I deplore Buddy Cianci
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