Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

the youth of this
united states, when the words
of hate are said...

there is no retracting
only more of the same
so is Isreal and Palestine

how many more must die?
Haiku # 20330, May 10, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by Diablo
Suicides collected, and
thrown into dumpsters...we don't
care anymore, go ahead

shoot
Haiku # 20329, May 10, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by Diablo
pathetic urban lives
ruled by the latest fashion
empty and devoid of value

or meaning, those who
throw themselves off of
buildings add to the toxic

waste of the airwaves
Haiku # 20328, May 10, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by Diablo
Those people who project
their feelings on others are
presuming others presume

they presume, fact is
they do it to each other
pathetic they are as well
Haiku # 20327, May 10, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by Diablo
We are desperate
to barge and storm into your
inner sanctum

but we need to disguise
our powers with the sugar
of your own self interest
Haiku # 20326, May 10, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by Diablo
I held a razor
to my wrist at a job, sliced
the air, lost it a week

later
Haiku # 20325, May 10, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by Diablo
been sick for 3
days and not out there, the
off switch is the best thing

how else do I justify
beating myself up and then
letting others do too
Haiku # 20324, May 10, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by Diablo
I project words and
phrases, arouse ideas
in retaliation...

It's best to work alone
because competition stifles
hope and faith and love...

Haiku # 20323, May 10, 2002 3:58 pm ET
by Diablo
who is the samurai
do they know who he or she
is or merely, words

written on walls...
there is no death here
only passing observations

of life
Haiku # 20322, May 10, 2002 3:57 pm ET
by Diablo
We are all at a loss
for words, complacent...
believing another's opinion

assholes can be passed
for an occasional
realization, they want to be right

the noose awaits
Haiku # 20320, May 10, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by Diablo
the masterless
samurai has no honor
wandering from

himself, never finding
anything, but the eternal
loss of honor...

Haiku # 20319, May 10, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by Diablo
You can't move on from
reputation, for it is
more important, in

our society, who's
ass you kiss, and who likes you
is more important

the drive by express
Haiku # 20317, May 10, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by Diablo
The struggle for art
is a fight over expression
and who's is best, when

all is taste in the
end, roccoco vs. ego
old versus the new
Haiku # 20316, May 10, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Diablo
Well, he almost ran
a girl down today in his car
unemployment

Haiku # 20315, May 10, 2002 3:48 pm ET
by Diablo
my competition:
a rock star, a married man
and another chick

so what's missing here?
perhaps a priest, drug dealer
mama with drama

all the world's a play
i sit with the audience
and call out "author!"
Haiku # 20314, May 10, 2002 1:32 pm ET
by scott (not bored, but)

....how presume you so
that your projection of self
.......is that of others

(a butthead in one does'nt
make buttheads of others)

Haiku # 20313, May 10, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by ronin@BUTTOFFBUTTHEAD
It's all coming to
a head, where it's man that
wants to be a God
Haiku # 20312, May 10, 2002 12:03 pm ET
by Diablo
Never knowing what
or how we should live our lives
what makes us happy?
Haiku # 20311, May 10, 2002 11:53 am ET
by jewel1
a dead man walking
zombies, weirdos, a lot more
just waiting for death
Haiku # 20310, May 10, 2002 11:51 am ET
by jewel1
thanatos I like
to call death and beits friend
smiling when it comes
Haiku # 20309, May 10, 2002 11:50 am ET
by jewel1
pathos is death, for
some would rather live a lie
take it all life long
Haiku # 20308, May 10, 2002 11:47 am ET
by Diablo
Romantic? A fool?
A subjectuve perception
it doesnt matter...
Haiku # 20307, May 10, 2002 11:38 am ET
by jewel1
Being ridiculed
pathetic, they always say
yet, it is the truth
Haiku # 20306, May 10, 2002 11:37 am ET
by jewel
while we're here today
very happy and at peace
let it be, for now
Haiku # 20305, May 10, 2002 11:37 am ET
by jewel1
forever is false
we belong to each other
we know that too well
Haiku # 20304, May 10, 2002 11:36 am ET
by jewel1
my happiness is
knowing you are here with me
now, and 'til beyond
Haiku # 20303, May 10, 2002 11:35 am ET
by jewel1
kissing your hot lips
throwing snowballs on winters
sipping tea with you
Haiku # 20302, May 10, 2002 11:34 am ET
by jewel1
my happiness is
watching you sleep so soundly
and holding your hand
Haiku # 20301, May 10, 2002 11:33 am ET
by jewel1
my lips shall utter
my undying love for you
'til we meet again
Haiku # 20300, May 10, 2002 11:32 am ET
by jewel1
calling only you
the half that completes my whole
the blood of my life
Haiku # 20299, May 10, 2002 11:31 am ET
by jewel1
I will call your name
in the innermost sanctum
of my wounded heart
Haiku # 20298, May 10, 2002 11:31 am ET
by jewel1
cynical wu talk
vomit murder suicide
no place for babies
Haiku # 20297, May 10, 2002 11:27 am ET
by wet nurse for saps
stress of temp workers
a record broken, useless
and to feel trapped...
Haiku # 20296, May 10, 2002 11:11 am ET
by Diablo
how can I resist
borgs and bots and lollipops
make me feel so fine
Haiku # 20295, May 10, 2002 11:06 am ET
by Lolita
finals here again
time to study my ass off
only to get C's
Haiku # 20294, May 10, 2002 10:36 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
Oh, round bleen, joined at the spleen,
what ass' jaw created ebola?
Fifty versons, forty acre pants,
Bring it on, bitch-ola
Haiku # 20293, May 10, 2002 10:28 am ET
by out there man of out there
I heard the news today
oh, boy, computer chips implanted, Doritos
from hell itself

we are all borg now
Haiku # 20292, May 10, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Diablo
heart of a poet
bronchioles of a rasta
grin of a cheshire

Haiku # 20291, May 10, 2002 8:12 am ET
by ash

.......Lolita sounds like...ash?
hmmm... something is quite amiss
...........a gender crisis?

...........(butt off, mox!)
Haiku # 20290, May 10, 2002 7:55 am ET
by ronin@construedinwaysmorethanonedude

....strangers in the night
glancing at skyline pigeons
......over moonlit sky
Haiku # 20289, May 10, 2002 7:50 am ET
by ronin@ifonlydreamsdocometrue....
communal scapegoat
internet pornography
remind us of love
Haiku # 20288, May 10, 2002 12:57 am ET
by jesse of cincinnati
some sort of magic
we never met lolita
but it sounds like me
Haiku # 20287, May 10, 2002 12:25 am ET
by ash
I think I'm in love
he has heart of a poet
mind of a scholar
Haiku # 20286, May 9, 2002 10:40 pm ET
by Lolita (and is my best lover yet)
garfield makes me
want to vomet all over
the place so i do
Haiku # 20285, May 9, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr (G.H.S #1)

jealous cowards want contrlol
Haiku # 20284, May 9, 2002 10:17 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr demented)
your miserable
i understand your problem
your guts all spill out
Haiku # 20283, May 9, 2002 10:06 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
spiderman is lame
scooby-doo is much beter
acchuly bothsuck
Haiku # 20281, May 9, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
punk rock is the bomb
not hip hop or stupid pop
boy bands kiss my ass
Haiku # 20280, May 9, 2002 9:32 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
i crave this feeling
to see disgust in your eyes
always wanting more
Haiku # 20279, May 9, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
urban roadrunners
such a silly looking breed
jog along for hours
Haiku # 20278, May 9, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by A. Musing
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