Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

You can't move on from
reputation, for it is
more important, in

our society, who's
ass you kiss, and who likes you
is more important

the drive by express
Haiku # 20317, May 10, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by Diablo
The struggle for art
is a fight over expression
and who's is best, when

all is taste in the
end, roccoco vs. ego
old versus the new
Haiku # 20316, May 10, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Diablo
Well, he almost ran
a girl down today in his car
unemployment

Haiku # 20315, May 10, 2002 3:48 pm ET
by Diablo
my competition:
a rock star, a married man
and another chick

so what's missing here?
perhaps a priest, drug dealer
mama with drama

all the world's a play
i sit with the audience
and call out "author!"
Haiku # 20314, May 10, 2002 1:32 pm ET
by scott (not bored, but)

....how presume you so
that your projection of self
.......is that of others

(a butthead in one does'nt
make buttheads of others)

Haiku # 20313, May 10, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by ronin@BUTTOFFBUTTHEAD
It's all coming to
a head, where it's man that
wants to be a God
Haiku # 20312, May 10, 2002 12:03 pm ET
by Diablo
Never knowing what
or how we should live our lives
what makes us happy?
Haiku # 20311, May 10, 2002 11:53 am ET
by jewel1
a dead man walking
zombies, weirdos, a lot more
just waiting for death
Haiku # 20310, May 10, 2002 11:51 am ET
by jewel1
thanatos I like
to call death and beits friend
smiling when it comes
Haiku # 20309, May 10, 2002 11:50 am ET
by jewel1
pathos is death, for
some would rather live a lie
take it all life long
Haiku # 20308, May 10, 2002 11:47 am ET
by Diablo
Romantic? A fool?
A subjectuve perception
it doesnt matter...
Haiku # 20307, May 10, 2002 11:38 am ET
by jewel1
Being ridiculed
pathetic, they always say
yet, it is the truth
Haiku # 20306, May 10, 2002 11:37 am ET
by jewel
while we're here today
very happy and at peace
let it be, for now
Haiku # 20305, May 10, 2002 11:37 am ET
by jewel1
forever is false
we belong to each other
we know that too well
Haiku # 20304, May 10, 2002 11:36 am ET
by jewel1
my happiness is
knowing you are here with me
now, and 'til beyond
Haiku # 20303, May 10, 2002 11:35 am ET
by jewel1
kissing your hot lips
throwing snowballs on winters
sipping tea with you
Haiku # 20302, May 10, 2002 11:34 am ET
by jewel1
my happiness is
watching you sleep so soundly
and holding your hand
Haiku # 20301, May 10, 2002 11:33 am ET
by jewel1
my lips shall utter
my undying love for you
'til we meet again
Haiku # 20300, May 10, 2002 11:32 am ET
by jewel1
calling only you
the half that completes my whole
the blood of my life
Haiku # 20299, May 10, 2002 11:31 am ET
by jewel1
I will call your name
in the innermost sanctum
of my wounded heart
Haiku # 20298, May 10, 2002 11:31 am ET
by jewel1
cynical wu talk
vomit murder suicide
no place for babies
Haiku # 20297, May 10, 2002 11:27 am ET
by wet nurse for saps
stress of temp workers
a record broken, useless
and to feel trapped...
Haiku # 20296, May 10, 2002 11:11 am ET
by Diablo
how can I resist
borgs and bots and lollipops
make me feel so fine
Haiku # 20295, May 10, 2002 11:06 am ET
by Lolita
finals here again
time to study my ass off
only to get C's
Haiku # 20294, May 10, 2002 10:36 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
Oh, round bleen, joined at the spleen,
what ass' jaw created ebola?
Fifty versons, forty acre pants,
Bring it on, bitch-ola
Haiku # 20293, May 10, 2002 10:28 am ET
by out there man of out there
I heard the news today
oh, boy, computer chips implanted, Doritos
from hell itself

we are all borg now
Haiku # 20292, May 10, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Diablo
heart of a poet
bronchioles of a rasta
grin of a cheshire

Haiku # 20291, May 10, 2002 8:12 am ET
by ash

.......Lolita sounds like...ash?
hmmm... something is quite amiss
...........a gender crisis?

...........(butt off, mox!)
Haiku # 20290, May 10, 2002 7:55 am ET
by ronin@construedinwaysmorethanonedude

....strangers in the night
glancing at skyline pigeons
......over moonlit sky
Haiku # 20289, May 10, 2002 7:50 am ET
by ronin@ifonlydreamsdocometrue....
communal scapegoat
internet pornography
remind us of love
Haiku # 20288, May 10, 2002 12:57 am ET
by jesse of cincinnati
some sort of magic
we never met lolita
but it sounds like me
Haiku # 20287, May 10, 2002 12:25 am ET
by ash
I think I'm in love
he has heart of a poet
mind of a scholar
Haiku # 20286, May 9, 2002 10:40 pm ET
by Lolita (and is my best lover yet)
garfield makes me
want to vomet all over
the place so i do
Haiku # 20285, May 9, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr (G.H.S #1)

jealous cowards want contrlol
Haiku # 20284, May 9, 2002 10:17 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr demented)
your miserable
i understand your problem
your guts all spill out
Haiku # 20283, May 9, 2002 10:06 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
spiderman is lame
scooby-doo is much beter
acchuly bothsuck
Haiku # 20281, May 9, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
punk rock is the bomb
not hip hop or stupid pop
boy bands kiss my ass
Haiku # 20280, May 9, 2002 9:32 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
i crave this feeling
to see disgust in your eyes
always wanting more
Haiku # 20279, May 9, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
urban roadrunners
such a silly looking breed
jog along for hours
Haiku # 20278, May 9, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by A. Musing
forget the pigeons
mass ave is for roadrunners
(when it's late outside)
Haiku # 20277, May 9, 2002 4:20 pm ET
by scott (got the internet on)
Massachusetts Ave.
hear a WHACK - look up to see
pigeon suicide
Haiku # 20276, May 9, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by A. Musing (really wasn't) must have been sun glare 'boidy' never saw THAT sign
With life comes painful
conclusions, that it's not snap
but, it works on out
Haiku # 20275, May 9, 2002 2:21 pm ET
by Diablo
use the subjunctive
when waxing suicidal:
i wish i were dead
Haiku # 20274, May 9, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by anal, and an asshole
i'm no animal
i'm tired of your abuse
i wish i was dead
Haiku # 20273, May 9, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
market street downtown
san francisco, sunny day
pigeons eat vomit
Haiku # 20271, May 9, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by k of let me paint you a picture I'll never forget
bird works for a lot
'specially in traffic jams
universal sign
Haiku # 20270, May 9, 2002 12:35 pm ET
by A. Musing
this is distraction
in the end, will you sell your
souls for Survivor?
Haiku # 20269, May 9, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Diablo
It's often hard to
let go of the past until
it is time for it
Haiku # 20268, May 9, 2002 11:45 am ET
by Diablo
the young need a thing
to batter to make themselves
feel better, we all do
Haiku # 20267, May 9, 2002 11:42 am ET
by Diablo
hey, Mitsukai
have they repaired Turtle Bay?
North Shores old hotel
Haiku # 20266, May 9, 2002 11:01 am ET
by Boston gal...missing the tradewinds
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