Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

my competition:
a rock star, a married man
and another chick

so what's missing here?
perhaps a priest, drug dealer
mama with drama

all the world's a play
i sit with the audience
and call out "author!"
Haiku # 20314, May 10, 2002 1:32 pm ET
by scott (not bored, but)

....how presume you so
that your projection of self
.......is that of others

(a butthead in one does'nt
make buttheads of others)

Haiku # 20313, May 10, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by ronin@BUTTOFFBUTTHEAD
It's all coming to
a head, where it's man that
wants to be a God
Haiku # 20312, May 10, 2002 12:03 pm ET
by Diablo
Never knowing what
or how we should live our lives
what makes us happy?
Haiku # 20311, May 10, 2002 11:53 am ET
by jewel1
a dead man walking
zombies, weirdos, a lot more
just waiting for death
Haiku # 20310, May 10, 2002 11:51 am ET
by jewel1
thanatos I like
to call death and beits friend
smiling when it comes
Haiku # 20309, May 10, 2002 11:50 am ET
by jewel1
pathos is death, for
some would rather live a lie
take it all life long
Haiku # 20308, May 10, 2002 11:47 am ET
by Diablo
Romantic? A fool?
A subjectuve perception
it doesnt matter...
Haiku # 20307, May 10, 2002 11:38 am ET
by jewel1
Being ridiculed
pathetic, they always say
yet, it is the truth
Haiku # 20306, May 10, 2002 11:37 am ET
by jewel
while we're here today
very happy and at peace
let it be, for now
Haiku # 20305, May 10, 2002 11:37 am ET
by jewel1
forever is false
we belong to each other
we know that too well
Haiku # 20304, May 10, 2002 11:36 am ET
by jewel1
my happiness is
knowing you are here with me
now, and 'til beyond
Haiku # 20303, May 10, 2002 11:35 am ET
by jewel1
kissing your hot lips
throwing snowballs on winters
sipping tea with you
Haiku # 20302, May 10, 2002 11:34 am ET
by jewel1
my happiness is
watching you sleep so soundly
and holding your hand
Haiku # 20301, May 10, 2002 11:33 am ET
by jewel1
my lips shall utter
my undying love for you
'til we meet again
Haiku # 20300, May 10, 2002 11:32 am ET
by jewel1
calling only you
the half that completes my whole
the blood of my life
Haiku # 20299, May 10, 2002 11:31 am ET
by jewel1
I will call your name
in the innermost sanctum
of my wounded heart
Haiku # 20298, May 10, 2002 11:31 am ET
by jewel1
cynical wu talk
vomit murder suicide
no place for babies
Haiku # 20297, May 10, 2002 11:27 am ET
by wet nurse for saps
stress of temp workers
a record broken, useless
and to feel trapped...
Haiku # 20296, May 10, 2002 11:11 am ET
by Diablo
how can I resist
borgs and bots and lollipops
make me feel so fine
Haiku # 20295, May 10, 2002 11:06 am ET
by Lolita
finals here again
time to study my ass off
only to get C's
Haiku # 20294, May 10, 2002 10:36 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
Oh, round bleen, joined at the spleen,
what ass' jaw created ebola?
Fifty versons, forty acre pants,
Bring it on, bitch-ola
Haiku # 20293, May 10, 2002 10:28 am ET
by out there man of out there
I heard the news today
oh, boy, computer chips implanted, Doritos
from hell itself

we are all borg now
Haiku # 20292, May 10, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Diablo
heart of a poet
bronchioles of a rasta
grin of a cheshire

Haiku # 20291, May 10, 2002 8:12 am ET
by ash

.......Lolita sounds like...ash?
hmmm... something is quite amiss
...........a gender crisis?

...........(butt off, mox!)
Haiku # 20290, May 10, 2002 7:55 am ET
by ronin@construedinwaysmorethanonedude

....strangers in the night
glancing at skyline pigeons
......over moonlit sky
Haiku # 20289, May 10, 2002 7:50 am ET
by ronin@ifonlydreamsdocometrue....
communal scapegoat
internet pornography
remind us of love
Haiku # 20288, May 10, 2002 12:57 am ET
by jesse of cincinnati
some sort of magic
we never met lolita
but it sounds like me
Haiku # 20287, May 10, 2002 12:25 am ET
by ash
I think I'm in love
he has heart of a poet
mind of a scholar
Haiku # 20286, May 9, 2002 10:40 pm ET
by Lolita (and is my best lover yet)
garfield makes me
want to vomet all over
the place so i do
Haiku # 20285, May 9, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr (G.H.S #1)

jealous cowards want contrlol
Haiku # 20284, May 9, 2002 10:17 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr demented)
your miserable
i understand your problem
your guts all spill out
Haiku # 20283, May 9, 2002 10:06 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
spiderman is lame
scooby-doo is much beter
acchuly bothsuck
Haiku # 20281, May 9, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
punk rock is the bomb
not hip hop or stupid pop
boy bands kiss my ass
Haiku # 20280, May 9, 2002 9:32 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
i crave this feeling
to see disgust in your eyes
always wanting more
Haiku # 20279, May 9, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
urban roadrunners
such a silly looking breed
jog along for hours
Haiku # 20278, May 9, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by A. Musing
forget the pigeons
mass ave is for roadrunners
(when it's late outside)
Haiku # 20277, May 9, 2002 4:20 pm ET
by scott (got the internet on)
Massachusetts Ave.
hear a WHACK - look up to see
pigeon suicide
Haiku # 20276, May 9, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by A. Musing (really wasn't) must have been sun glare 'boidy' never saw THAT sign
With life comes painful
conclusions, that it's not snap
but, it works on out
Haiku # 20275, May 9, 2002 2:21 pm ET
by Diablo
use the subjunctive
when waxing suicidal:
i wish i were dead
Haiku # 20274, May 9, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by anal, and an asshole
i'm no animal
i'm tired of your abuse
i wish i was dead
Haiku # 20273, May 9, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
market street downtown
san francisco, sunny day
pigeons eat vomit
Haiku # 20271, May 9, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by k of let me paint you a picture I'll never forget
bird works for a lot
'specially in traffic jams
universal sign
Haiku # 20270, May 9, 2002 12:35 pm ET
by A. Musing
this is distraction
in the end, will you sell your
souls for Survivor?
Haiku # 20269, May 9, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Diablo
It's often hard to
let go of the past until
it is time for it
Haiku # 20268, May 9, 2002 11:45 am ET
by Diablo
the young need a thing
to batter to make themselves
feel better, we all do
Haiku # 20267, May 9, 2002 11:42 am ET
by Diablo
hey, Mitsukai
have they repaired Turtle Bay?
North Shores old hotel
Haiku # 20266, May 9, 2002 11:01 am ET
by Boston gal...missing the tradewinds
two wongs ate some wings
peanut sauce ginger and soy
pigeons can be fine
Haiku # 20265, May 9, 2002 10:48 am ET
by A. Musing
when australia
rhymes with genitalia
grandma has a cock

Haiku # 20264, May 9, 2002 8:55 am ET
by ash
pigeons flying rats,
their cooing, like fingernails
scratching on boredom
Haiku # 20263, May 9, 2002 12:03 am ET
by kookoo
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