Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

calling only you
the half that completes my whole
the blood of my life
Haiku # 20299, May 10, 2002 11:31 am ET
by jewel1
I will call your name
in the innermost sanctum
of my wounded heart
Haiku # 20298, May 10, 2002 11:31 am ET
by jewel1
cynical wu talk
vomit murder suicide
no place for babies
Haiku # 20297, May 10, 2002 11:27 am ET
by wet nurse for saps
stress of temp workers
a record broken, useless
and to feel trapped...
Haiku # 20296, May 10, 2002 11:11 am ET
by Diablo
how can I resist
borgs and bots and lollipops
make me feel so fine
Haiku # 20295, May 10, 2002 11:06 am ET
by Lolita
finals here again
time to study my ass off
only to get C's
Haiku # 20294, May 10, 2002 10:36 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
Oh, round bleen, joined at the spleen,
what ass' jaw created ebola?
Fifty versons, forty acre pants,
Bring it on, bitch-ola
Haiku # 20293, May 10, 2002 10:28 am ET
by out there man of out there
I heard the news today
oh, boy, computer chips implanted, Doritos
from hell itself

we are all borg now
Haiku # 20292, May 10, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Diablo
heart of a poet
bronchioles of a rasta
grin of a cheshire

Haiku # 20291, May 10, 2002 8:12 am ET
by ash

.......Lolita sounds like...ash?
hmmm... something is quite amiss
...........a gender crisis?

...........(butt off, mox!)
Haiku # 20290, May 10, 2002 7:55 am ET
by ronin@construedinwaysmorethanonedude

....strangers in the night
glancing at skyline pigeons
......over moonlit sky
Haiku # 20289, May 10, 2002 7:50 am ET
by ronin@ifonlydreamsdocometrue....
communal scapegoat
internet pornography
remind us of love
Haiku # 20288, May 10, 2002 12:57 am ET
by jesse of cincinnati
some sort of magic
we never met lolita
but it sounds like me
Haiku # 20287, May 10, 2002 12:25 am ET
by ash
I think I'm in love
he has heart of a poet
mind of a scholar
Haiku # 20286, May 9, 2002 10:40 pm ET
by Lolita (and is my best lover yet)
garfield makes me
want to vomet all over
the place so i do
Haiku # 20285, May 9, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr (G.H.S #1)

jealous cowards want contrlol
Haiku # 20284, May 9, 2002 10:17 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr demented)
your miserable
i understand your problem
your guts all spill out
Haiku # 20283, May 9, 2002 10:06 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
spiderman is lame
scooby-doo is much beter
acchuly bothsuck
Haiku # 20281, May 9, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
punk rock is the bomb
not hip hop or stupid pop
boy bands kiss my ass
Haiku # 20280, May 9, 2002 9:32 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
i crave this feeling
to see disgust in your eyes
always wanting more
Haiku # 20279, May 9, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
urban roadrunners
such a silly looking breed
jog along for hours
Haiku # 20278, May 9, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by A. Musing
forget the pigeons
mass ave is for roadrunners
(when it's late outside)
Haiku # 20277, May 9, 2002 4:20 pm ET
by scott (got the internet on)
Massachusetts Ave.
hear a WHACK - look up to see
pigeon suicide
Haiku # 20276, May 9, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by A. Musing (really wasn't) must have been sun glare 'boidy' never saw THAT sign
With life comes painful
conclusions, that it's not snap
but, it works on out
Haiku # 20275, May 9, 2002 2:21 pm ET
by Diablo
use the subjunctive
when waxing suicidal:
i wish i were dead
Haiku # 20274, May 9, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by anal, and an asshole
i'm no animal
i'm tired of your abuse
i wish i was dead
Haiku # 20273, May 9, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
market street downtown
san francisco, sunny day
pigeons eat vomit
Haiku # 20271, May 9, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by k of let me paint you a picture I'll never forget
bird works for a lot
'specially in traffic jams
universal sign
Haiku # 20270, May 9, 2002 12:35 pm ET
by A. Musing
this is distraction
in the end, will you sell your
souls for Survivor?
Haiku # 20269, May 9, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Diablo
It's often hard to
let go of the past until
it is time for it
Haiku # 20268, May 9, 2002 11:45 am ET
by Diablo
the young need a thing
to batter to make themselves
feel better, we all do
Haiku # 20267, May 9, 2002 11:42 am ET
by Diablo
hey, Mitsukai
have they repaired Turtle Bay?
North Shores old hotel
Haiku # 20266, May 9, 2002 11:01 am ET
by Boston gal...missing the tradewinds
two wongs ate some wings
peanut sauce ginger and soy
pigeons can be fine
Haiku # 20265, May 9, 2002 10:48 am ET
by A. Musing
when australia
rhymes with genitalia
grandma has a cock

Haiku # 20264, May 9, 2002 8:55 am ET
by ash
pigeons flying rats,
their cooing, like fingernails
scratching on boredom
Haiku # 20263, May 9, 2002 12:03 am ET
by kookoo
pigeons flying rats,
there cooing, like fingernails
scratching on boredom



Haiku # 20262, May 9, 2002 12:03 am ET
by kookoo
mukis and vomit
these things all fall in to it
what a piece of crap
Haiku # 20261, May 8, 2002 10:37 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr (l.a.u.s.d trash can)
good for nothin bird
with a twisted nasty mouth
pigeons make me sick
Haiku # 20258, May 8, 2002 10:34 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
good for nothin bird
with a twisted nasty mouth
pigeons make me sick
Haiku # 20257, May 8, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mox is as mox does
and since i've never spoofed mox
one wrong makes no right
Haiku # 20256, May 8, 2002 10:01 pm ET
by scott (i should let it go, but i kind of do like my name)
two wings made a wong.
number that is, Then three?
a bird and a half?
Haiku # 20255, May 8, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by scott, if...
two wrongs make a right
and three wrongs make everything
right enough to be wrong

Haiku # 20254, May 8, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by k of by the way...the 17 syllable rule is crap!
my little brother
really...a pain in the ass
I love to beat him
Haiku # 20253, May 8, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by A. Musing (especially at chess)
My little sister
Has a flare for dramatic
Likes to sound beaten.
Haiku # 20252, May 8, 2002 8:02 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Staring at the clock,
Bored silly, need to stay up -
It is caffiene time!
Haiku # 20251, May 8, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by Mitsukai of Honolulu HI
but I must admit
that Boston gal (yes, it's true)
s'in a royal funk
Haiku # 20250, May 8, 2002 6:11 pm ET
by yeah...I'll get over it
just another name
(love those nom de plumes, I do)
not pregnant at all
Haiku # 20249, May 8, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by simply A. Musing
my fingers are fat
so chubby I can't type right
water retention
Haiku # 20248, May 8, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by Lolita...gazing at first line of earlier haiku...oops
Ican't see my legs
my belly is simply huge
two more months to go
Haiku # 20247, May 8, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by Lolita
It's up to my waist
and through its soupy mist
I can't see my legs
Haiku # 20246, May 8, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
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