Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Your mothers are what
makes you, saves you, or some of
you are mothers, or

soon...tomorrow is that day
of restlessness
Haiku # 20389, May 11, 2002 8:00 pm ET
by Diablo
A taste of the old
mindgame, holidays come down
who knows who on line

drive by is more intimate
at least you get to see who dies
Haiku # 20388, May 11, 2002 7:59 pm ET
by Diablo
Happy Mother's Day
always thinking of you, Mom
now that you are gone
Haiku # 20387, May 11, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by your daughter
Wondering, why me?
Then it comes to me, why not?
Who else could it be?

Haiku # 20386, May 11, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by JiminyCricket
now if you actually
try some then, you silly man
you've got moxie
Haiku # 20385, May 11, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 20384, May 11, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20383, May 11, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20382, May 11, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20381, May 11, 2002 3:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20380, May 11, 2002 3:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20379, May 11, 2002 3:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20378, May 11, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20377, May 11, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a href='http://www.xensei.com/users/iraseski/WhatIs.html'>
Haiku # 20376, May 11, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why would I write a
haiku telling myself to
fuck off? Ignorance
Haiku # 20375, May 11, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, Tx
ahhh hold mouse over...
'permanent link to this ku'
search function upgrade?
Haiku # 20374, May 11, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can hear the music,
sonorous, getting louder,
the apes are screeching!!!

do it! do it! brain moxie with that old thigh-bone!
Haiku # 20373, May 11, 2002 2:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ominous, like those
two thousand one sentinels,
something will happen

maybe moxie will get brained by a big bone now :)
Haiku # 20372, May 11, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tho orange arrows.
An invasion or maybe
an infestation?
Haiku # 20371, May 11, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off bob, you punk.
and take your guttless mox
with you on your ride
Haiku # 20370, May 11, 2002 1:58 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq, Waco, Tx
Supercharge the (v)6
300 horses on tap
wand'ring (v)8s beware...
Haiku # 20369, May 11, 2002 12:47 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, Tx
Ahhh...the internet
identities stolen by
gutless little punks...
Haiku # 20368, May 11, 2002 12:46 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
why do idiots
tell others to fuck off and
use other's pen names?
Haiku # 20367, May 11, 2002 11:54 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
it's finally spring
windows open noise abounds
neighbors cut their trees
Haiku # 20366, May 11, 2002 8:38 am ET
by duelling buzz saws on a Saturday morning! AAARRGH!!!
it's finally spring
windows open noise abounds
neighbors cut their trees
Haiku # 20365, May 11, 2002 8:38 am ET
by duelling buzz sawa on a Saturday morning! AAARRGH!!!
what the fuck is up
with these silly arrows at
the end of each post?
Haiku # 20364, May 11, 2002 3:30 am ET
by k of seems pointless and only a little silly
arcturus that is
Haiku # 20363, May 11, 2002 2:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
archturus the star,
heats the earth, like a candle
five miles away.
Haiku # 20362, May 11, 2002 2:24 am ET
by thismodernworld
the orange chevron.
it is making me nervous.
what's up with that huh?
Haiku # 20361, May 11, 2002 1:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck off moxie!

Haiku # 20360, May 11, 2002 1:11 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq, Waco, TX

.....time for my heroes
3 stuff (expanded version)
baldur's gate's depressing
Haiku # 20359, May 11, 2002 1:09 am ET
by time

.......lower middle earth
spewing hellfire and brimstone
........gurgling hot lava

Haiku # 20358, May 11, 2002 1:05 am ET
by ronin@awhackoesquireindeed
"Nobody Loves Me,"
Beth Gibbons' haunting voice cries
Sour Times, indeed.
Haiku # 20357, May 10, 2002 11:44 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
Upper Canada
Lager of ingredients
Natural and 4
Haiku # 20356, May 10, 2002 11:25 pm ET
by Janis & Derek of Toronto
Still in the name
Left Behind, the Anti-Christ
looks like Sting somewhat
Haiku # 20354, May 10, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by Diablo of Tim LaHaye resembles a manakin
rest assured that when
poison drips from my pen it's
a spiritual rabies...

and it's not you
Haiku # 20353, May 10, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by Diablo
Voluminous Gas
intensity drops, smells worse;
Oops, I pooped my pants
Haiku # 20352, May 10, 2002 7:15 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Working on Webpage
I often neglect it and
Today I add things.
Haiku # 20351, May 10, 2002 6:30 pm ET
by WyldKyss
talk, it's only talk
babble, burble, brouhaha
and bicker, bicker...
Haiku # 20350, May 10, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by scott, adapting the lyrics of King Crimson
Must be that frog at
the bottom of his glass
saying Budweiser...

forgot a letter or two
Haiku # 20349, May 10, 2002 4:39 pm ET
by Diablo
QED, still sexually
frustrated, what's the point of
porn but to sub, for

love? Is philosophy
mental porno then? Kiekegaard's
Masturbations? 101?
Haiku # 20348, May 10, 2002 4:39 pm ET
by Diablo
there are those who like
to say to some you think too much
but, that's just, them

it's for me what I say?
Haiku # 20347, May 10, 2002 4:37 pm ET
by Diablo
alone it brings one to
think that one must stop
but, some cannot but

keep going, faith
is that leap into nothingness
Haiku # 20346, May 10, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by Diablo
Well, philosophy asks
questions, if answers come
then, a few more steps

are taken
Haiku # 20345, May 10, 2002 4:35 pm ET
by Diablo
The continued cry,
"Fuck off Moxie," is stupid
and pointless coming

from "Anonymous
Poet." Hiding behind their
computer. Pansy...
Haiku # 20344, May 10, 2002 4:34 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
why philosophize
if it brings you no closer
to that lofty goal?
Haiku # 20343, May 10, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by scott
if peace of mind is
ever achieved then there is
no more need for

philosophy
Haiku # 20342, May 10, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by Diablo
"PEACE" THIS MOXIE
YOU ASSHOLE......
Haiku # 20341, May 10, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK OFF MOXIE
Haiku # 20340, May 10, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK OFF MOXIE
Haiku # 20339, May 10, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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