that Lolita girl
must have a hang -up, maybe
she likes old golfers
by Arnie
why is it men like
Catholic school girl uniforms
could it be the plaid?
by Lolita
brad put up your site
so the annoying fruit-bat
hugh will fuck off ....dude!
by Anonymous Poet
these pretzels are making me thirsty
by ^The POPE ^
i need brad's website
to go back up before i
forget why i liked it
by hugh
this peanut butter
gets really old really fast.
brad fix your website!
by hugh
STOP SUBMITING AT
TIMES WHEN I DO NOT HIT THE
ENTER KEY. JESUS.
by hugh
why must brad sleep so?
by hugh
Fuck Off Moxie!!!!!
by ^The POPE ^
In our surfing;
Watch over us dear Saint Mox
Of the Internet
Forgive us our
Porn cruising, give us our
Non-loser lovers.
by ^The POPE ^ hmmm maybe not
If thee crucify
Humble moxie, it may solve
A problem I have
by ^The POPE ^ I need Saint-bait
Bless you bad haiku,
Although you do sin daily,
I do absolve thee.
by ^The POPE ^
Also Dustin Rhodes,
You will never forget the
Name of Goldust. HAWK!
by Goldust of Hollywood, California
This thing keeps eating
my haiku before they finish.
What a peice of shit.
by WWF
God damn fucking peice
by WWF
The name W
-W-E sucks, please don't
by WWF
Please don't compare large
ant farms to ronin. Large ant
farms actually rule.
(j/k again)
by hugh
There has got to be
Something better to do than
This crappy website.
(j/k of course)
by hugh
She is a mystic,
A witch, whose familiar
Is a large ant farm
by fuck off ronin
Brad your site is down
Go home and put it up so
I will stop crying
by hugh
no rest for the storm
it's moving to canada
to pour rain on trysts
by ronin@thatisifjiskorwhoeveriamnowsoconfusedlikemox
..fine white sand beaches
..with me as adam and k
........as eve in eden
..(in a manner of speaking,
nothing literal like bob, esq)
by ronin@
...........algebra you say
man thats my middle name dude
.........here's my move: e5
by ronin@yourmovebro
moshi moshi
by ronin@yobrowhatsup
palms of paradise
gently sleeping on white sands
the storm rests awhile
by indiana
blue-tooth to berries
its time to change old english
with short algebra
by indiana
with mounting echoes
i heard your voice from afar
and sweet are the trills
by indiana
quod erat demo
by indiana
I take a big book
I flip through all the pages
"Qued" is not a word.
by Normalcy
Packets of sugar
man i hate those damn red lights
And my name's Larry
by larry
looking through the socks...
a new way of seeing things
why won't it work right?
by Mister Modnar of Laundromat
No one admitted
another loser boy friend...
give me back my soul!
by Mister Modnar of Boo Hoo Land
the website is down
i have no life outside it
wake the fuck up, brad
by hugh
to jewel, indy and others:
..i lost my celfon last nyt
............*sigh*
.(including he-yon's no.)
by ronin@EXCUSEMEJANIS/K
..presuming himself
.to be a projection of
himself, he presumes
....(a presumptious
........projection)
by ronin@estaaquimuyverdadsi
...your honor, please if i
may manifest my esquire's
....state of brainlessness
by ronin@guiltyyourhonornocontest
..which channel to choose
is enough to bog down our
.......mental giant, esq
by ronin@hardeharhar
....m is for "that" pus
mutating from anal cells
.and some rectal wastes
by ronin@itsshowtimefolks
Literal-minded
Bob Jones Esquire, from Waco,
Tied in mental knot
by Anonymous Poet
..........k is for the girl
.....korean i met last night
.......striking and so cool
.(a beautiful face with a down-
..to-earth, innocent, child-like
..mien, but a bit adventurous
and, well...yeah, open-minded)
by ronin@sotoughandlonelyouthere
.......a perfect backswing
with a mean downswing and a
.....graceful follow-through
........(150 yds. with a 7)
by ronin@andtheniwakeupagain
i'm happy with Blue
that is the name of my bong
in case you wondered
by Anonymous Poet
since she is away
i can chase off this stray dog
no more free meals here
by jesse of cincinnati
Bush is President.
Kid Rock is V.P. Here comes
the Apocalypse.
by Chowderhead
Dominos Pizza:
Avoiding that damn noid since
1986
by Chowderhead
Roofies? Billy Dee
says no. Try Colt 45.
It works every time.
by Chowderhead
your kisses are great
Turbo Trey i love you so
summer is coming...
by big moe
I feel dead
Matthew 10:39
and I have no idea what it means
the secrets unleashed
by Diablo
Your mothers are what
makes you, saves you, or some of
you are mothers, or
soon...tomorrow is that day
of restlessness
by Diablo
A taste of the old
mindgame, holidays come down
who knows who on line
drive by is more intimate
at least you get to see who dies
by Diablo
