Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

why is it men like
Catholic school girl uniforms
could it be the plaid?
Haiku # 20436, May 12, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Lolita
brad put up your site
so the annoying fruit-bat
hugh will fuck off ....dude!
Haiku # 20435, May 12, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
these pretzels are making me thirsty
Haiku # 20434, May 12, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^
i need brad's website
to go back up before i
forget why i liked it
Haiku # 20433, May 12, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by hugh
this peanut butter
gets really old really fast.
brad fix your website!
Haiku # 20432, May 12, 2002 3:19 pm ET
by hugh
STOP SUBMITING AT
TIMES WHEN I DO NOT HIT THE
ENTER KEY. JESUS.
Haiku # 20431, May 12, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by hugh
why must brad sleep so?
Haiku # 20430, May 12, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by hugh
Fuck Off Moxie!!!!!
Haiku # 20429, May 12, 2002 3:15 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^
In our surfing;
Watch over us dear Saint Mox
Of the Internet

Forgive us our
Porn cruising, give us our
Non-loser lovers.
Haiku # 20428, May 12, 2002 3:14 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^ hmmm maybe not
If thee crucify
Humble moxie, it may solve
A problem I have
Haiku # 20427, May 12, 2002 3:12 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^ I need Saint-bait
Bless you bad haiku,
Although you do sin daily,
I do absolve thee.
Haiku # 20426, May 12, 2002 2:53 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^
Also Dustin Rhodes,
You will never forget the
Name of Goldust. HAWK!
Haiku # 20425, May 12, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by Goldust of Hollywood, California
This thing keeps eating
my haiku before they finish.
What a peice of shit.
Haiku # 20424, May 12, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by WWF
God damn fucking peice
Haiku # 20423, May 12, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by WWF
The name W
-W-E sucks, please don't
Haiku # 20422, May 12, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by WWF
Please don't compare large
ant farms to ronin. Large ant
farms actually rule.

(j/k again)
Haiku # 20421, May 12, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by hugh
There has got to be
Something better to do than
This crappy website.
(j/k of course)
Haiku # 20420, May 12, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by hugh
She is a mystic,
A witch, whose familiar
Is a large ant farm
Haiku # 20419, May 12, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by fuck off ronin
Brad your site is down
Go home and put it up so
I will stop crying
Haiku # 20418, May 12, 2002 2:42 pm ET
by hugh

no rest for the storm
it's moving to canada
to pour rain on trysts

Haiku # 20417, May 12, 2002 11:17 am ET
by ronin@thatisifjiskorwhoeveriamnowsoconfusedlikemox

..fine white sand beaches
..with me as adam and k
........as eve in eden

..(in a manner of speaking,
nothing literal like bob, esq)
Haiku # 20416, May 12, 2002 11:10 am ET
by ronin@

...........algebra you say
man thats my middle name dude
.........here's my move: e5
Haiku # 20415, May 12, 2002 11:01 am ET
by ronin@yourmovebro

moshi moshi
Haiku # 20414, May 12, 2002 10:59 am ET
by ronin@yobrowhatsup


palms of paradise
gently sleeping on white sands
the storm rests awhile
Haiku # 20413, May 12, 2002 10:22 am ET
by indiana
blue-tooth to berries
its time to change old english
with short algebra

Haiku # 20412, May 12, 2002 10:08 am ET
by indiana
with mounting echoes
i heard your voice from afar
and sweet are the trills


Haiku # 20411, May 12, 2002 9:59 am ET
by indiana

quod erat demo
Haiku # 20410, May 12, 2002 9:24 am ET
by indiana
I take a big book
I flip through all the pages
"Qued" is not a word.
Haiku # 20409, May 12, 2002 1:46 am ET
by Normalcy
Packets of sugar
man i hate those damn red lights

And my name's Larry

Haiku # 20408, May 12, 2002 1:42 am ET
by larry
looking through the socks...
a new way of seeing things
why won't it work right?

Haiku # 20407, May 12, 2002 1:41 am ET
by Mister Modnar of Laundromat
No one admitted
another loser boy friend...
give me back my soul!

Haiku # 20406, May 12, 2002 1:41 am ET
by Mister Modnar of Boo Hoo Land
the website is down
i have no life outside it
wake the fuck up, brad
Haiku # 20405, May 12, 2002 1:38 am ET
by hugh
to jewel, indy and others:

..i lost my celfon last nyt
............*sigh*
.(including he-yon's no.)
Haiku # 20404, May 12, 2002 1:33 am ET
by ronin@EXCUSEMEJANIS/K

..presuming himself
.to be a projection of
himself, he presumes

....(a presumptious
........projection)
Haiku # 20403, May 12, 2002 12:32 am ET
by ronin@estaaquimuyverdadsi

...your honor, please if i
may manifest my esquire's
....state of brainlessness
Haiku # 20402, May 12, 2002 12:22 am ET
by ronin@guiltyyourhonornocontest

..which channel to choose
is enough to bog down our
.......mental giant, esq
Haiku # 20401, May 12, 2002 12:13 am ET
by ronin@hardeharhar

....m is for "that" pus
mutating from anal cells
.and some rectal wastes
Haiku # 20400, May 12, 2002 12:09 am ET
by ronin@itsshowtimefolks
Literal-minded
Bob Jones Esquire, from Waco,
Tied in mental knot
Haiku # 20399, May 12, 2002 12:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

..........k is for the girl
.....korean i met last night
.......striking and so cool

.(a beautiful face with a down-
..to-earth, innocent, child-like
..mien, but a bit adventurous
and, well...yeah, open-minded)
Haiku # 20398, May 12, 2002 12:00 am ET
by ronin@sotoughandlonelyouthere

.......a perfect backswing
with a mean downswing and a
.....graceful follow-through

........(150 yds. with a 7)
Haiku # 20397, May 11, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by ronin@andtheniwakeupagain
i'm happy with Blue
that is the name of my bong
in case you wondered
Haiku # 20396, May 11, 2002 10:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
since she is away
i can chase off this stray dog
no more free meals here
Haiku # 20395, May 11, 2002 10:16 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
Bush is President.
Kid Rock is V.P. Here comes
the Apocalypse.
Haiku # 20394, May 11, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Dominos Pizza:
Avoiding that damn noid since
1986
Haiku # 20393, May 11, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Roofies? Billy Dee
says no. Try Colt 45.
It works every time.
Haiku # 20392, May 11, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by Chowderhead
your kisses are great
Turbo Trey i love you so
summer is coming...
Haiku # 20391, May 11, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by big moe
I feel dead
Matthew 10:39
and I have no idea what it means

the secrets unleashed
Haiku # 20390, May 11, 2002 8:21 pm ET
by Diablo
Your mothers are what
makes you, saves you, or some of
you are mothers, or

soon...tomorrow is that day
of restlessness
Haiku # 20389, May 11, 2002 8:00 pm ET
by Diablo
A taste of the old
mindgame, holidays come down
who knows who on line

drive by is more intimate
at least you get to see who dies
Haiku # 20388, May 11, 2002 7:59 pm ET
by Diablo
Happy Mother's Day
always thinking of you, Mom
now that you are gone
Haiku # 20387, May 11, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by your daughter
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