Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...

no rest for the storm
it's moving to canada
to pour rain on trysts

Haiku # 20417 May 12, 2002 11:17 am ET
by ronin@thatisifjiskorwhoeveriamnowsoconfusedlikemox

..fine white sand beaches
..with me as adam and k
........as eve in eden

..(in a manner of speaking,
nothing literal like bob, esq)
Haiku # 20416 May 12, 2002 11:10 am ET
by ronin@

...........algebra you say
man thats my middle name dude
.........here's my move: e5
Haiku # 20415 May 12, 2002 11:01 am ET
by ronin@yourmovebro

moshi moshi
Haiku # 20414 May 12, 2002 10:59 am ET
by ronin@yobrowhatsup


palms of paradise
gently sleeping on white sands
the storm rests awhile
Haiku # 20413 May 12, 2002 10:22 am ET
by indiana
blue-tooth to berries
its time to change old english
with short algebra

Haiku # 20412 May 12, 2002 10:08 am ET
by indiana
with mounting echoes
i heard your voice from afar
and sweet are the trills


Haiku # 20411 May 12, 2002 9:59 am ET
by indiana

quod erat demo
Haiku # 20410 May 12, 2002 9:24 am ET
by indiana
I take a big book
I flip through all the pages
"Qued" is not a word.
Haiku # 20409 May 12, 2002 1:46 am ET
by Normalcy
Packets of sugar
man i hate those damn red lights

And my name's Larry

Haiku # 20408 May 12, 2002 1:42 am ET
by larry
looking through the socks...
a new way of seeing things
why won't it work right?

Haiku # 20407 May 12, 2002 1:41 am ET
by Mister Modnar of Laundromat
No one admitted
another loser boy friend...
give me back my soul!

Haiku # 20406 May 12, 2002 1:41 am ET
by Mister Modnar of Boo Hoo Land
the website is down
i have no life outside it
wake the fuck up, brad
Haiku # 20405 May 12, 2002 1:38 am ET
by hugh
to jewel, indy and others:

..i lost my celfon last nyt
............*sigh*
.(including he-yon's no.)
Haiku # 20404 May 12, 2002 1:33 am ET
by ronin@EXCUSEMEJANIS/K

..presuming himself
.to be a projection of
himself, he presumes

....(a presumptious
........projection)
Haiku # 20403 May 12, 2002 12:32 am ET
by ronin@estaaquimuyverdadsi

...your honor, please if i
may manifest my esquire's
....state of brainlessness
Haiku # 20402 May 12, 2002 12:22 am ET
by ronin@guiltyyourhonornocontest

..which channel to choose
is enough to bog down our
.......mental giant, esq
Haiku # 20401 May 12, 2002 12:13 am ET
by ronin@hardeharhar

....m is for "that" pus
mutating from anal cells
.and some rectal wastes
Haiku # 20400 May 12, 2002 12:09 am ET
by ronin@itsshowtimefolks
Literal-minded
Bob Jones Esquire, from Waco,
Tied in mental knot
Haiku # 20399 May 12, 2002 12:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

..........k is for the girl
.....korean i met last night
.......striking and so cool

.(a beautiful face with a down-
..to-earth, innocent, child-like
..mien, but a bit adventurous
and, well...yeah, open-minded)
Haiku # 20398 May 12, 2002 12:00 am ET
by ronin@sotoughandlonelyouthere

.......a perfect backswing
with a mean downswing and a
.....graceful follow-through

........(150 yds. with a 7)
Haiku # 20397 May 11, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by ronin@andtheniwakeupagain
i'm happy with Blue
that is the name of my bong
in case you wondered
Haiku # 20396 May 11, 2002 10:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
since she is away
i can chase off this stray dog
no more free meals here
Haiku # 20395 May 11, 2002 10:16 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
Bush is President.
Kid Rock is V.P. Here comes
the Apocalypse.
Haiku # 20394 May 11, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Dominos Pizza:
Avoiding that damn noid since
1986
Haiku # 20393 May 11, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Roofies? Billy Dee
says no. Try Colt 45.
It works every time.
Haiku # 20392 May 11, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by Chowderhead
your kisses are great
Turbo Trey i love you so
summer is coming...
Haiku # 20391 May 11, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by big moe
I feel dead
Matthew 10:39
and I have no idea what it means

the secrets unleashed
Haiku # 20390 May 11, 2002 8:21 pm ET
by Diablo
Your mothers are what
makes you, saves you, or some of
you are mothers, or

soon...tomorrow is that day
of restlessness
Haiku # 20389 May 11, 2002 8:00 pm ET
by Diablo
A taste of the old
mindgame, holidays come down
who knows who on line

drive by is more intimate
at least you get to see who dies
Haiku # 20388 May 11, 2002 7:59 pm ET
by Diablo
Happy Mother's Day
always thinking of you, Mom
now that you are gone
Haiku # 20387 May 11, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by your daughter
Wondering, why me?
Then it comes to me, why not?
Who else could it be?

Haiku # 20386 May 11, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by JiminyCricket
now if you actually
try some then, you silly man
you've got moxie
Haiku # 20385 May 11, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 20384 May 11, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20383 May 11, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20382 May 11, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20381 May 11, 2002 3:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20380 May 11, 2002 3:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20379 May 11, 2002 3:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20378 May 11, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20377 May 11, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a href='http://www.xensei.com/users/iraseski/WhatIs.html'>
Haiku # 20376 May 11, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why would I write a
haiku telling myself to
fuck off? Ignorance
Haiku # 20375 May 11, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, Tx
ahhh hold mouse over...
'permanent link to this ku'
search function upgrade?
Haiku # 20374 May 11, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can hear the music,
sonorous, getting louder,
the apes are screeching!!!

do it! do it! brain moxie with that old thigh-bone!
Haiku # 20373 May 11, 2002 2:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ominous, like those
two thousand one sentinels,
something will happen

maybe moxie will get brained by a big bone now :)
Haiku # 20372 May 11, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tho orange arrows.
An invasion or maybe
an infestation?
Haiku # 20371 May 11, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off bob, you punk.
and take your guttless mox
with you on your ride
Haiku # 20370 May 11, 2002 1:58 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq, Waco, Tx
Supercharge the (v)6
300 horses on tap
wand'ring (v)8s beware...
Haiku # 20369 May 11, 2002 12:47 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, Tx
Ahhh...the internet
identities stolen by
gutless little punks...
Haiku # 20368 May 11, 2002 12:46 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX