Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...


no rest for the storm
it's moving to canada
to pour rain on trysts

Haiku # 20417, May 12, 2002 11:17 am ET
by ronin@thatisifjiskorwhoeveriamnowsoconfusedlikemox

..fine white sand beaches
..with me as adam and k
........as eve in eden

..(in a manner of speaking,
nothing literal like bob, esq)
Haiku # 20416, May 12, 2002 11:10 am ET
by ronin@

...........algebra you say
man thats my middle name dude
.........here's my move: e5
Haiku # 20415, May 12, 2002 11:01 am ET
by ronin@yourmovebro

moshi moshi
Haiku # 20414, May 12, 2002 10:59 am ET
by ronin@yobrowhatsup


palms of paradise
gently sleeping on white sands
the storm rests awhile
Haiku # 20413, May 12, 2002 10:22 am ET
by indiana
blue-tooth to berries
its time to change old english
with short algebra

Haiku # 20412, May 12, 2002 10:08 am ET
by indiana
with mounting echoes
i heard your voice from afar
and sweet are the trills


Haiku # 20411, May 12, 2002 9:59 am ET
by indiana

quod erat demo
Haiku # 20410, May 12, 2002 9:24 am ET
by indiana
I take a big book
I flip through all the pages
"Qued" is not a word.
Haiku # 20409, May 12, 2002 1:46 am ET
by Normalcy
Packets of sugar
man i hate those damn red lights

And my name's Larry

Haiku # 20408, May 12, 2002 1:42 am ET
by larry
looking through the socks...
a new way of seeing things
why won't it work right?

Haiku # 20407, May 12, 2002 1:41 am ET
by Mister Modnar of Laundromat
No one admitted
another loser boy friend...
give me back my soul!

Haiku # 20406, May 12, 2002 1:41 am ET
by Mister Modnar of Boo Hoo Land
the website is down
i have no life outside it
wake the fuck up, brad
Haiku # 20405, May 12, 2002 1:38 am ET
by hugh
to jewel, indy and others:

..i lost my celfon last nyt
............*sigh*
.(including he-yon's no.)
Haiku # 20404, May 12, 2002 1:33 am ET
by ronin@EXCUSEMEJANIS/K

..presuming himself
.to be a projection of
himself, he presumes

....(a presumptious
........projection)
Haiku # 20403, May 12, 2002 12:32 am ET
by ronin@estaaquimuyverdadsi

...your honor, please if i
may manifest my esquire's
....state of brainlessness
Haiku # 20402, May 12, 2002 12:22 am ET
by ronin@guiltyyourhonornocontest

..which channel to choose
is enough to bog down our
.......mental giant, esq
Haiku # 20401, May 12, 2002 12:13 am ET
by ronin@hardeharhar

....m is for "that" pus
mutating from anal cells
.and some rectal wastes
Haiku # 20400, May 12, 2002 12:09 am ET
by ronin@itsshowtimefolks
Literal-minded
Bob Jones Esquire, from Waco,
Tied in mental knot
Haiku # 20399, May 12, 2002 12:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

..........k is for the girl
.....korean i met last night
.......striking and so cool

.(a beautiful face with a down-
..to-earth, innocent, child-like
..mien, but a bit adventurous
and, well...yeah, open-minded)
Haiku # 20398, May 12, 2002 12:00 am ET
by ronin@sotoughandlonelyouthere

.......a perfect backswing
with a mean downswing and a
.....graceful follow-through

........(150 yds. with a 7)
Haiku # 20397, May 11, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by ronin@andtheniwakeupagain
i'm happy with Blue
that is the name of my bong
in case you wondered
Haiku # 20396, May 11, 2002 10:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
since she is away
i can chase off this stray dog
no more free meals here
Haiku # 20395, May 11, 2002 10:16 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
Bush is President.
Kid Rock is V.P. Here comes
the Apocalypse.
Haiku # 20394, May 11, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Dominos Pizza:
Avoiding that damn noid since
1986
Haiku # 20393, May 11, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Roofies? Billy Dee
says no. Try Colt 45.
It works every time.
Haiku # 20392, May 11, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by Chowderhead
your kisses are great
Turbo Trey i love you so
summer is coming...
Haiku # 20391, May 11, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by big moe
I feel dead
Matthew 10:39
and I have no idea what it means

the secrets unleashed
Haiku # 20390, May 11, 2002 8:21 pm ET
by Diablo
Your mothers are what
makes you, saves you, or some of
you are mothers, or

soon...tomorrow is that day
of restlessness
Haiku # 20389, May 11, 2002 8:00 pm ET
by Diablo
A taste of the old
mindgame, holidays come down
who knows who on line

drive by is more intimate
at least you get to see who dies
Haiku # 20388, May 11, 2002 7:59 pm ET
by Diablo
Happy Mother's Day
always thinking of you, Mom
now that you are gone
Haiku # 20387, May 11, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by your daughter
Wondering, why me?
Then it comes to me, why not?
Who else could it be?

Haiku # 20386, May 11, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by JiminyCricket
now if you actually
try some then, you silly man
you've got moxie
Haiku # 20385, May 11, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 20384, May 11, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20383, May 11, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20382, May 11, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20381, May 11, 2002 3:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20380, May 11, 2002 3:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20379, May 11, 2002 3:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20378, May 11, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20377, May 11, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a href='http://www.xensei.com/users/iraseski/WhatIs.html'>
Haiku # 20376, May 11, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why would I write a
haiku telling myself to
fuck off? Ignorance
Haiku # 20375, May 11, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, Tx
ahhh hold mouse over...
'permanent link to this ku'
search function upgrade?
Haiku # 20374, May 11, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can hear the music,
sonorous, getting louder,
the apes are screeching!!!

do it! do it! brain moxie with that old thigh-bone!
Haiku # 20373, May 11, 2002 2:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ominous, like those
two thousand one sentinels,
something will happen

maybe moxie will get brained by a big bone now :)
Haiku # 20372, May 11, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tho orange arrows.
An invasion or maybe
an infestation?
Haiku # 20371, May 11, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off bob, you punk.
and take your guttless mox
with you on your ride
Haiku # 20370, May 11, 2002 1:58 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq, Waco, Tx
Supercharge the (v)6
300 horses on tap
wand'ring (v)8s beware...
Haiku # 20369, May 11, 2002 12:47 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, Tx
Ahhh...the internet
identities stolen by
gutless little punks...
Haiku # 20368, May 11, 2002 12:46 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
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