hear my endless sighs
look at my outstretched arms
you...only for you

"an ass for a mouth"
i meant

oh, im so ashamed
of myself, a butt for a face
an ass for mouth

On total weight loss
plan. Just resting my organs,
taking a dirt nap.

...hello there jewel
we're in a middle of a
sparring session here

(get back to you in a
............jiffy)

...what a sour excuse
him waiting for a website
..just butt-off butthead

.you're just jealous hugh
a has been wannabe bug
......unfit for a dame

mutated archer
aimed, shot and missed his target
dang, sixty eight bulls

small orange arrow
lingering below haiku
just what is the point ?

my cuneiform
avulsed and comminuted
i guess them's the breaks

no Loei, we like
that which is between, under
and besides the plaid

I prefer mangoes
you know, how a man will go
right before he comes

eating strawberries
sipping the tart juice of kiwi
crepes inside my mouth

(ronin: its time to buy another... -) )

that Lolita girl
must have a hang -up, maybe
she likes old golfers

why is it men like
Catholic school girl uniforms
could it be the plaid?

brad put up your site
so the annoying fruit-bat
hugh will fuck off ....dude!

these pretzels are making me thirsty

i need brad's website
to go back up before i
forget why i liked it

this peanut butter
gets really old really fast.
brad fix your website!

STOP SUBMITING AT
TIMES WHEN I DO NOT HIT THE
ENTER KEY. JESUS.

why must brad sleep so?

Fuck Off Moxie!!!!!

In our surfing;
Watch over us dear Saint Mox
Of the Internet

Forgive us our
Porn cruising, give us our
Non-loser lovers.

If thee crucify
Humble moxie, it may solve
A problem I have

Bless you bad haiku,
Although you do sin daily,
I do absolve thee.

Also Dustin Rhodes,
You will never forget the
Name of Goldust. HAWK!

This thing keeps eating
my haiku before they finish.
What a peice of shit.

God damn fucking peice

The name W
-W-E sucks, please don't

Please don't compare large
ant farms to ronin. Large ant
farms actually rule.

(j/k again)

There has got to be
Something better to do than
This crappy website.
(j/k of course)

She is a mystic,
A witch, whose familiar
Is a large ant farm

Brad your site is down
Go home and put it up so
I will stop crying

no rest for the storm
it's moving to canada
to pour rain on trysts

..fine white sand beaches
..with me as adam and k
........as eve in eden

..(in a manner of speaking,
nothing literal like bob, esq)

...........algebra you say
man thats my middle name dude
.........here's my move: e5

moshi moshi

palms of paradise
gently sleeping on white sands
the storm rests awhile

blue-tooth to berries
its time to change old english
with short algebra

with mounting echoes
i heard your voice from afar
and sweet are the trills

quod erat demo

I take a big book
I flip through all the pages
"Qued" is not a word.

Packets of sugar
man i hate those damn red lights

And my name's Larry

looking through the socks...
a new way of seeing things
why won't it work right?

No one admitted
another loser boy friend...
give me back my soul!

the website is down
i have no life outside it
wake the fuck up, brad

to jewel, indy and others:

..i lost my celfon last nyt
............*sigh*
.(including he-yon's no.)

..presuming himself
.to be a projection of
himself, he presumes

....(a presumptious
........projection)

...your honor, please if i
may manifest my esquire's
....state of brainlessness

..which channel to choose
is enough to bog down our
.......mental giant, esq