people who don't use
turn signals on the highway
should ride with Moxie

poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop

i can't wait until
people lose interest in
that spiderman crap

Commercials confuse
collect phone calls at midnight
I am George W. Bush

la reina de las
cervezas mexicanas:
negra modelo

beers that need a lime
a poor excuse for good hops
grandma has two cocks

........corona is fine
it's so light and less filling
........yet inebriating

battle of the clones
should be titled something like
recapturing dreams

I'll be at Midnite
Showing tonite, I'll be the
First to bitch after

don

Yuengling Lager beer
pity those who can't obtain
grandma has a cock

nothing like a wipe
to build dramatic tension
...just like blacking out

from "empire strikes..."
an unforgettable name:
peter suschitzky

"blow up the death star"
three out of the four movies
use that plot device

i'm gonna boycott
no way i'll get fooled again...
(who am i kidding?)

All this cock talk has
Reminded me that Lucas
waves his with Star Wars.

"proof that god loves us
and wants us to be happy"
- ben franklin on beer

feel the spell of love
desire makes our world bear fruit
or was it the beer

for commercial beer:
lagunitas ipa
"homicidal hops"

but now i'm thirsty
diet pepsi won't cut it
should have brought my flask

India pale ale
also quite a favorite
though it's rather strong

*scale from one to ten*

but first, Belgian beer
I'd place Japanese at tenth
Guinness would rank third

i'm going to france
to straighten that whole mess out
but first, belgian beer

colonel: french spelling
german pronounciation
sieg heil, Jean-Marie!

secret recipes
young hens are much juicier
than those old dry cocks

multicocked Grandma
spinning and spurting love shot
where did she get them?

........sparring with buttheads
bashing their brains with lead pipes
........fucking butthead brains

...ashley has a cock?
long petrified i suppose
....a museum piece

(but mellie would know)

....not so fast indy
here's my reply: Nc3
..the center is mine

Oh too be young once
again and to be the bell
of the so called ball

Hormones race around
wood is so embarassing
The teen years bite penis

we can only hope
pray Ashley's crutch's okay
grandma has a cock

Being off call is
A bless'd relief from work
Sleep at 6 A.M.!

ash is getting fixed?
oh dear, does his wife know this?
will he play around?

well screw that ashley
cast bad shadows on haiku
fixated on web

into hospital
operations suspended
regarding haiku

screw my tarsal bones
nasty lisfranc injury
see you when i'm fixed

the knight is restless
looking for an easy kill
right on dead center

"black holes do shrinK" - whoops..
well, what can i say except
that was dense of me

but then, asteriods...
sooner or later one will
rip us a new hole

no need for lotion
with preparation Hawking
black holes do shrink

uranus looks fine
but better keep on using
preparation H

yo, earth to venus
mercury's gone retrograde
best watch uranus

bad haiku sportswear
sometimes they are bad sports they
sound just like sailors

looks like a logo
oh yeah, i can see it now:
bad haiku sportswear

*reminiscent*

orange hieroglyph
reminescent of Prada
handbag that I lost

and besides the plaid
there are those silly spiked shoes
and those mulligans

Now you can reference
Other haiku on the site
With really great ease.

Permanent Link to
This entry. That's all it is.
It's a new feature.

The orange thingy...
Reverse? Makes my tooth ache so
what's it all about?

right now all the joy
I can ever feel inside
you give me... always...

(who you sparring with, ronin? Who is asshead?)