Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

ash is getting fixed?
oh dear, does his wife know this?
will he play around?
Haiku # 20470, May 14, 2002 10:40 am ET
by Doc Vassect E. Me
well screw that ashley
cast bad shadows on haiku
fixated on web
Haiku # 20469, May 14, 2002 4:17 am ET
by mellie, Hey put your feet up mate :-)
into hospital
operations suspended
regarding haiku

screw my tarsal bones
nasty lisfranc injury
see you when i'm fixed
Haiku # 20468, May 14, 2002 1:00 am ET
by ash


the knight is restless
looking for an easy kill
right on dead center
Haiku # 20467, May 14, 2002 12:27 am ET
by indiana
"black holes do shrinK" - whoops..
well, what can i say except
that was dense of me
Haiku # 20466, May 13, 2002 5:59 pm ET
by scotological and anal
but then, asteriods...
sooner or later one will
rip us a new hole
Haiku # 20465, May 13, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by scotological, astrological and nervous
no need for lotion
with preparation Hawking
black holes do shrink
Haiku # 20464, May 13, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by scotological (and astrological)
uranus looks fine
but better keep on using
preparation H
Haiku # 20463, May 13, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by A. Musing
yo, earth to venus
mercury's gone retrograde
best watch uranus
Haiku # 20462, May 13, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by scott of the 13th house
bad haiku sportswear
sometimes they are bad sports they
sound just like sailors
Haiku # 20461, May 13, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by %&*@!
looks like a logo
oh yeah, i can see it now:
bad haiku sportswear
Haiku # 20460, May 13, 2002 3:36 pm ET
by scott
*reminiscent*
Haiku # 20459, May 13, 2002 12:02 pm ET
by God...I hate Mondays!
orange hieroglyph
reminescent of Prada
handbag that I lost
Haiku # 20458, May 13, 2002 12:00 pm ET
by Boston gal
and besides the plaid
there are those silly spiked shoes
and those mulligans
Haiku # 20457, May 13, 2002 11:10 am ET
by Arnie's wife
Now you can reference
Other haiku on the site
With really great ease.
Haiku # 20456, May 13, 2002 10:58 am ET
by Janis
Permanent Link to
This entry. That's all it is.
It's a new feature.
Haiku # 20455, May 13, 2002 10:55 am ET
by Janis
The orange thingy...
Reverse? Makes my tooth ache so
what's it all about?
Haiku # 20454, May 13, 2002 10:31 am ET
by jewel1
right now all the joy
I can ever feel inside
you give me... always...

(who you sparring with, ronin? Who is asshead?)
Haiku # 20453, May 13, 2002 10:29 am ET
by jewel1
hear my endless sighs
look at my outstretched arms
you...only for you
Haiku # 20452, May 13, 2002 10:25 am ET
by jewel1

"an ass for a mouth"
i meant
Haiku # 20451, May 13, 2002 9:23 am ET
by Butthead

oh, im so ashamed
of myself, a butt for a face
an ass for mouth
Haiku # 20448, May 13, 2002 9:22 am ET
by Butthead
On total weight loss
plan. Just resting my organs,
taking a dirt nap.
Haiku # 20447, May 13, 2002 9:12 am ET
by Chowderhead

...hello there jewel
we're in a middle of a
sparring session here

(get back to you in a
............jiffy)
Haiku # 20446, May 13, 2002 8:43 am ET
by ronin@ithinkwevehurtmoxsfeelings

...what a sour excuse
him waiting for a website
..just butt-off butthead
Haiku # 20445, May 13, 2002 8:39 am ET
by ronin@welltheresthebuttheadmoxandthebuttheadscott

.you're just jealous hugh
a has been wannabe bug
......unfit for a dame

Haiku # 20444, May 13, 2002 8:33 am ET
by ronin@andyoujustsoundlikethatgoatherdscott
mutated archer
aimed, shot and missed his target
dang, sixty eight bulls
Haiku # 20443, May 13, 2002 5:24 am ET
by jewel1
small orange arrow
lingering below haiku
just what is the point ?
Haiku # 20442, May 13, 2002 3:40 am ET
by ash
my cuneiform
avulsed and comminuted
i guess them's the breaks
Haiku # 20441, May 13, 2002 3:39 am ET
by ash
no Loei, we like
that which is between, under
and besides the plaid
Haiku # 20440, May 12, 2002 10:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I prefer mangoes
you know, how a man will go
right before he comes
Haiku # 20439, May 12, 2002 10:21 pm ET
by Lolita
eating strawberries
sipping the tart juice of kiwi
crepes inside my mouth

(ronin: its time to buy another... -) )
Haiku # 20438, May 12, 2002 6:37 pm ET
by jewel1
that Lolita girl
must have a hang -up, maybe
she likes old golfers
Haiku # 20437, May 12, 2002 6:22 pm ET
by Arnie
why is it men like
Catholic school girl uniforms
could it be the plaid?
Haiku # 20436, May 12, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Lolita
brad put up your site
so the annoying fruit-bat
hugh will fuck off ....dude!
Haiku # 20435, May 12, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
these pretzels are making me thirsty
Haiku # 20434, May 12, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^
i need brad's website
to go back up before i
forget why i liked it
Haiku # 20433, May 12, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by hugh
this peanut butter
gets really old really fast.
brad fix your website!
Haiku # 20432, May 12, 2002 3:19 pm ET
by hugh
STOP SUBMITING AT
TIMES WHEN I DO NOT HIT THE
ENTER KEY. JESUS.
Haiku # 20431, May 12, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by hugh
why must brad sleep so?
Haiku # 20430, May 12, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by hugh
Fuck Off Moxie!!!!!
Haiku # 20429, May 12, 2002 3:15 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^
In our surfing;
Watch over us dear Saint Mox
Of the Internet

Forgive us our
Porn cruising, give us our
Non-loser lovers.
Haiku # 20428, May 12, 2002 3:14 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^ hmmm maybe not
If thee crucify
Humble moxie, it may solve
A problem I have
Haiku # 20427, May 12, 2002 3:12 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^ I need Saint-bait
Bless you bad haiku,
Although you do sin daily,
I do absolve thee.
Haiku # 20426, May 12, 2002 2:53 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^
Also Dustin Rhodes,
You will never forget the
Name of Goldust. HAWK!
Haiku # 20425, May 12, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by Goldust of Hollywood, California
This thing keeps eating
my haiku before they finish.
What a peice of shit.
Haiku # 20424, May 12, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by WWF
God damn fucking peice
Haiku # 20423, May 12, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by WWF
The name W
-W-E sucks, please don't
Haiku # 20422, May 12, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by WWF
Please don't compare large
ant farms to ronin. Large ant
farms actually rule.

(j/k again)
Haiku # 20421, May 12, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by hugh
There has got to be
Something better to do than
This crappy website.
(j/k of course)
Haiku # 20420, May 12, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by hugh
She is a mystic,
A witch, whose familiar
Is a large ant farm
Haiku # 20419, May 12, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by fuck off ronin
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