Oh too be young once
again and to be the bell
of the so called ball

Hormones race around
wood is so embarassing
The teen years bite penis

we can only hope
pray Ashley's crutch's okay
grandma has a cock

Being off call is
A bless'd relief from work
Sleep at 6 A.M.!

ash is getting fixed?
oh dear, does his wife know this?
will he play around?

well screw that ashley
cast bad shadows on haiku
fixated on web

into hospital
operations suspended
regarding haiku

screw my tarsal bones
nasty lisfranc injury
see you when i'm fixed

the knight is restless
looking for an easy kill
right on dead center

"black holes do shrinK" - whoops..
well, what can i say except
that was dense of me

but then, asteriods...
sooner or later one will
rip us a new hole

no need for lotion
with preparation Hawking
black holes do shrink

uranus looks fine
but better keep on using
preparation H

yo, earth to venus
mercury's gone retrograde
best watch uranus

bad haiku sportswear
sometimes they are bad sports they
sound just like sailors

looks like a logo
oh yeah, i can see it now:
bad haiku sportswear

*reminiscent*

orange hieroglyph
reminescent of Prada
handbag that I lost

and besides the plaid
there are those silly spiked shoes
and those mulligans

Now you can reference
Other haiku on the site
With really great ease.

Permanent Link to
This entry. That's all it is.
It's a new feature.

The orange thingy...
Reverse? Makes my tooth ache so
what's it all about?

right now all the joy
I can ever feel inside
you give me... always...

(who you sparring with, ronin? Who is asshead?)

hear my endless sighs
look at my outstretched arms
you...only for you

"an ass for a mouth"
i meant

oh, im so ashamed
of myself, a butt for a face
an ass for mouth

On total weight loss
plan. Just resting my organs,
taking a dirt nap.

...hello there jewel
we're in a middle of a
sparring session here

(get back to you in a
............jiffy)

...what a sour excuse
him waiting for a website
..just butt-off butthead

.you're just jealous hugh
a has been wannabe bug
......unfit for a dame

mutated archer
aimed, shot and missed his target
dang, sixty eight bulls

small orange arrow
lingering below haiku
just what is the point ?

my cuneiform
avulsed and comminuted
i guess them's the breaks

no Loei, we like
that which is between, under
and besides the plaid

I prefer mangoes
you know, how a man will go
right before he comes

eating strawberries
sipping the tart juice of kiwi
crepes inside my mouth

(ronin: its time to buy another... -) )

that Lolita girl
must have a hang -up, maybe
she likes old golfers

why is it men like
Catholic school girl uniforms
could it be the plaid?

brad put up your site
so the annoying fruit-bat
hugh will fuck off ....dude!

these pretzels are making me thirsty

i need brad's website
to go back up before i
forget why i liked it

this peanut butter
gets really old really fast.
brad fix your website!

STOP SUBMITING AT
TIMES WHEN I DO NOT HIT THE
ENTER KEY. JESUS.

why must brad sleep so?

Fuck Off Moxie!!!!!

In our surfing;
Watch over us dear Saint Mox
Of the Internet

Forgive us our
Porn cruising, give us our
Non-loser lovers.

If thee crucify
Humble moxie, it may solve
A problem I have

Bless you bad haiku,
Although you do sin daily,
I do absolve thee.

Also Dustin Rhodes,
You will never forget the
Name of Goldust. HAWK!

This thing keeps eating
my haiku before they finish.
What a peice of shit.

God damn fucking peice