nothing like a wipe
to build dramatic tension
...just like blacking out
by scott
from "empire strikes..."
an unforgettable name:
peter suschitzky
by scott (george needs to bring this guy back)
"blow up the death star"
three out of the four movies
use that plot device
i'm gonna boycott
no way i'll get fooled again...
(who am i kidding?)
by scott_against_mediocre_hacks_exploiting_our_childhood_memories
All this cock talk has
Reminded me that Lucas
waves his with Star Wars.
by WyldKyss
"proof that god loves us
and wants us to be happy"
- ben franklin on beer
by scott
feel the spell of love
desire makes our world bear fruit
or was it the beer
by A. Musing
for commercial beer:
lagunitas ipa
"homicidal hops"
but now i'm thirsty
diet pepsi won't cut it
should have brought my flask
by scott
India pale ale
also quite a favorite
though it's rather strong
by one last one...back to the studio
*scale from one to ten*
by me again
but first, Belgian beer
I'd place Japanese at tenth
Guinness would rank third
by Boston gal would place nut brown ales second
i'm going to france
to straighten that whole mess out
but first, belgian beer
by scott
colonel: french spelling
german pronounciation
sieg heil, Jean-Marie!
by scott
secret recipes
young hens are much juicier
than those old dry cocks
by the Colonel
multicocked Grandma
spinning and spurting love shot
where did she get them?
by Drophammer of Grandma's Place
........sparring with buttheads
bashing their brains with lead pipes
........fucking butthead brains
by ronin@nihaojewel
...ashley has a cock?
long petrified i suppose
....a museum piece
(but mellie would know)
by ronin@8)
....not so fast indy
here's my reply: Nc3
..the center is mine
by ronin@hi k
Oh too be young once
again and to be the bell
of the so called ball
by Paver Jr.
Hormones race around
wood is so embarassing
The teen years bite penis
by Paver Jr.
we can only hope
pray Ashley's crutch's okay
grandma has a cock
by mellie
Being off call is
A bless'd relief from work
Sleep at 6 A.M.!
by WyldKyss
ash is getting fixed?
oh dear, does his wife know this?
will he play around?
by Doc Vassect E. Me
well screw that ashley
cast bad shadows on haiku
fixated on web
by mellie, Hey put your feet up mate :-)
into hospital
operations suspended
regarding haiku
screw my tarsal bones
nasty lisfranc injury
see you when i'm fixed
by ash
the knight is restless
looking for an easy kill
right on dead center
by indiana
"black holes do shrinK" - whoops..
well, what can i say except
that was dense of me
by scotological and anal
but then, asteriods...
sooner or later one will
rip us a new hole
by scotological, astrological and nervous
no need for lotion
with preparation Hawking
black holes do shrink
by scotological (and astrological)
uranus looks fine
but better keep on using
preparation H
by A. Musing
yo, earth to venus
mercury's gone retrograde
best watch uranus
by scott of the 13th house
bad haiku sportswear
sometimes they are bad sports they
sound just like sailors
by %&*@!
looks like a logo
oh yeah, i can see it now:
bad haiku sportswear
by scott
*reminiscent*
by God...I hate Mondays!
orange hieroglyph
reminescent of Prada
handbag that I lost
by Boston gal
and besides the plaid
there are those silly spiked shoes
and those mulligans
by Arnie's wife
Now you can
referenceOther haiku on the site
With really great ease.
by Janis
Permanent Link to
This entry. That's all it is.
It's a new feature.
by Janis
The orange thingy...
Reverse? Makes my tooth ache so
what's it all about?
by jewel1
right now all the joy
I can ever feel inside
you give me... always...
(who you sparring with, ronin? Who is asshead?)
by jewel1
hear my endless sighs
look at my outstretched arms
you...only for you
by jewel1
"an ass for a mouth"
i meant
by Butthead
oh, im so ashamed
of myself, a butt for a face
an ass for mouth
by Butthead
On total weight loss
plan. Just resting my organs,
taking a dirt nap.
by Chowderhead
...hello there jewel
we're in a middle of a
sparring session here
(get back to you in a
............jiffy)
by ronin@ithinkwevehurtmoxsfeelings
...what a sour excuse
him waiting for a website
..just butt-off butthead
by ronin@welltheresthebuttheadmoxandthebuttheadscott
.you're just jealous hugh
a has been wannabe bug
......unfit for a dame
by ronin@andyoujustsoundlikethatgoatherdscott
mutated archer
aimed, shot and missed his target
dang, sixty eight bulls
by jewel1
small orange arrow
lingering below haiku
just what is the point ?
by ash
my cuneiform
avulsed and comminuted
i guess them's the breaks
by ash
no Loei, we like
that which is between, under
and besides the plaid
by Anonymous Poet
