Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

not really, my lady
but I seem to be getting
chastised well, but others

don't seem to need my
self aggrandisement
chastisement
Haiku # 19981, April 30, 2002 10:41 am ET
by Moxie
Trouble is only
What you make of it, Dear Mox
Do you like trouble?
Haiku # 19980, April 30, 2002 10:40 am ET
by WyldKyss
the famous clash song
should I stay, should I go? well
trouble either way
Haiku # 19979, April 30, 2002 10:37 am ET
by Moxie
I don't understand
Why someone says they will go
But then they just stay

Impersonations
Run rampant in here as well
Why must you fuss so?

Stop fighting in here
One laughs for but short while
Then joke gets too old.
Haiku # 19977, April 30, 2002 10:30 am ET
by WyldKyss
Fuck off, Moxie
Haiku # 19976, April 30, 2002 10:29 am ET
by Moxie
I think I like some
of the things people come up
with in response to me

but I like it better
when they write haiku about
their real lives, and ignore me
Haiku # 19975, April 30, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Mox
ronin could get a
bulldozer, but seriously
if I can clean my room

you can as well
Haiku # 19974, April 30, 2002 10:25 am ET
by Mox
well, every shit needs
his flies, keep buzzing, we all
know who the lord of

the flies is, and you
sound like buzzing to me
Haiku # 19973, April 30, 2002 10:22 am ET
by Moxie
buy a bowflex, the
money for that gun, I say
would go better in

exercise...

I can kill myself more cheaply if I want anyhow
Haiku # 19972, April 30, 2002 10:20 am ET
by Moxie
Is it a reflection
of what we ourselves are
going through, what is

Haiku # 19971, April 30, 2002 10:18 am ET
by Moxie
Well, Jesus was about
Mercy, and not so much the law
He'd tell me to get the fuck up

and stop being a sinner
and sin no more
and he'd offer the same advice to you

without the "fuck off Moxie" for example
Haiku # 19970, April 30, 2002 10:17 am ET
by Moxie
Is how you treat me
noted by God as well? not
as deep, but a sin as well?
Haiku # 19969, April 30, 2002 10:15 am ET
by Moxie
When you look at the
signs, you see birdhouses and
I told mom I wanted

to hang myself in
the attic, but here I am
alive, and thinking of life

my junk is gone
Haiku # 19968, April 30, 2002 10:15 am ET
by Moxie of Maine
what do you all do
or, if I were gone, did you
write any good poetry

in the first place not
complaining about
or repeating "fuck off scapegoat # 666"

you're too hard on me, so I'm wrong, but you are too
Haiku # 19967, April 30, 2002 10:13 am ET
by Moxie
I have people I
care about and all I've
been doing is obcessing

to some this is funny
and I really have thought of
killing myself over

this website and the people here
Haiku # 19966, April 30, 2002 10:12 am ET
by Moxie
I am sorry, I am
oversensitive and lash
out at anything

thinking I can fight
back and win your friendships by
letting myself get

hit, shot, stabbed, raped...
a witch told me to turn the other cheek
Haiku # 19965, April 30, 2002 10:10 am ET
by Moxie
No, I can choose to
go to hell, as can you, and
the choice is all yours
Haiku # 19964, April 30, 2002 10:09 am ET
by Moxie
Pimp hand not so strong.
Haven
Haiku # 19963, April 30, 2002 9:08 am ET
by Chowderhead
The House that Ruth Built
made of drift wood and tin foil
Nice job there, Ruthie
Haiku # 19962, April 30, 2002 9:07 am ET
by Chowderhead
Talk dirty to me
but not too dirty, and not
in front of the dog
Haiku # 19961, April 30, 2002 9:07 am ET
by Chowderhead
I
Haiku # 19960, April 30, 2002 9:06 am ET
by Chowderhead
Chastened youths slow down
crisis averted again
Lifeguard earns his keep
Haiku # 19959, April 30, 2002 9:06 am ET
by Chowderhead
room's a mess and it's
cold out, I could clean, but then
I think, what's the use?
Haiku # 19958, April 30, 2002 3:36 am ET
by k
au contraire moxie
hell would be full of yourself
pretty much like you
Haiku # 19957, April 29, 2002 10:46 pm ET
by ash
i do enjoy this
though i suspect others don't
what would jesus do?
Haiku # 19956, April 29, 2002 5:34 pm ET
by scott (onward, christian soldier, go save souls and stuff) (y perd
you ignorant slut
i said it once before but
it bears repeating
Haiku # 19955, April 29, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by scott (well, the unholy union of john belushi and the white stripes, actually)
pues, ya entiendo
el r
Haiku # 19954, April 29, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by scott al imposter
this site has two flaws:
non-haiku and forgeries
ap, i'll donate
Haiku # 19953, April 29, 2002 3:32 pm ET
by scott (the first time i've written this: fuck off moxie)
it's a common name
however, it's my handle
again, find your own
Haiku # 19952, April 29, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by scott to the lame-o
of all the world's scotts,
who is the real and who isn't?
I am the real scott.

Haiku # 19951, April 29, 2002 1:56 pm ET
by scott, the one who doesn't whine, check the search function to see who is wasting time on this site scott/moxie :)
Goddess loves ya, babe
blessed be
Haiku # 19950, April 29, 2002 1:54 pm ET
by Moxie
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19949, April 29, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad tarots in store
said you can't think as a one
but as a group, cliques

die as a group too
Haiku # 19948, April 29, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh, Great Coffee You!
Though my jeans may be too tight
I have had two calls.
Haiku # 19947, April 29, 2002 12:46 pm ET
by WyldKyss
writing should not be
so much pompous pressure from
people who laugh at

others suffering
till the bullet, like I've said before...
hits you
Haiku # 19946, April 29, 2002 12:30 pm ET
by Moxie
I'd save my money
Jeremy, my boy, you need
to get your own real

writing career started
Haiku # 19944, April 29, 2002 11:08 am ET
by Moxie
I wonder if fame
is part sale, part pompous
and little talent
Haiku # 19943, April 29, 2002 11:07 am ET
by Moxie
So we congregate
I am full of so much hate
and, so much loud gas
Haiku # 19942, April 29, 2002 11:04 am ET
by Moxie
Now Monday Morning
Not so much fussing I see
This makes me happy

I have my coffee
And logged in on the network
Waiting for the calls.
Haiku # 19941, April 29, 2002 11:02 am ET
by WyldKyss
it's called the rut or
slough of despair, hell is full
of people like you and i
Haiku # 19940, April 29, 2002 11:01 am ET
by Moxie
hey, sometimes hell is
a vacation from thought, self
and self respect, but

I need the practice...
these are bad haikus...
Haiku # 19939, April 29, 2002 10:58 am ET
by Moxie
oh, go eat some food
snippy minds are thoughtless when
hungry and brawling
Haiku # 19938, April 29, 2002 10:56 am ET
by Moxie
Well, the Zentraedi
destroyed Toronto battling
the SDF-1 in

a freak accident
and given the Ontarians
can be real snobs, sometimes
Haiku # 19937, April 29, 2002 10:54 am ET
by Moxie
My wife keeps saying
I never listen to her
Or something like that
Haiku # 19936, April 29, 2002 8:41 am ET
by Chowderead
Iceland not icy,
Greenland not green. Now I get
it: Viking humor.
Haiku # 19935, April 29, 2002 8:41 am ET
by Chowderhead
No escape from fumes
Fart in the elevator
Someone
Haiku # 19934, April 29, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Chowderhead
Can I
Haiku # 19933, April 29, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Chowderhead
Haiku # 19932, April 29, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Chowderhead
Monkeys at the zoo
won
Haiku # 19931, April 29, 2002 8:39 am ET
by Chowderhead
bugs in the kitchen,
i squash. not to be evil,
but because i can.
Haiku # 19930, April 29, 2002 4:17 am ET
by lizzle of b'klyn
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