Can I

Monkeys at the zoo
won

bugs in the kitchen,
i squash. not to be evil,
but because i can.

i think that it's time
for you to find your own wings...
your own name, at least

dig

you've learned to "view source"
that is so damn impressive
one might say "brilliant"

...doon woory scott lad
mox'l kip yoo compny ey
doeen spring-tem choors

(must be the strokes this
....people suffer from)

........oh yeah, is that so
that beatnik groupie can't sing
......otherwise he's known

...(can't even think, i wager)

still awake, se

yyur
yyub
icur
yy4me

.......playing red alert
version five point six beats
....reading moxie's lines

...yowh deh le hee hooo

(great vocals by the way)

Oh yeah it's brilliant

I am ssssooooo brilient
I can do THIS!! I am god!
bow down before me

irish punk with pipes
a little bit of beer mixed
in....perfect evening.

billy bragg played to-
night, i got drunk with the band
that opened...great blokes!

will somebody please
donate to the "give moxie
a big ass gun" fund

lithium dwindles
moxie's on a fuckin' roll
grandma has a cock

webmaster not pleased ?
janis can speak for herself
she may be laughing

I want to haiku
But it is hard with every Fuck
You keep typing here.

Stop picking on each
You all enjoy flame wars here
Except webmaster.

fuck off moxie

I think you are right

i don't need a fight
but you are provocative
and irritating

you are deluded
the site was fine before you
and will be after

I see no death in
Moving on with your own life,
Leaving haiku here.

the truth is if I
stay here, I kill myself by
my own will to, waste...

and feed the pigs, rot

did you not say that
I should just go, because these
people are dull with

no one to fight, they'd
wither...

Bicker, bickering
Children must stop fighting
No Message Board here.

the unmanaged
if you were to die, would you
be just, another

T-boz sound bite? we
care because we shall see you
no more? Rest in woof

thought of posting my
real name here, taking to heart
the thoughts of unknowns

exit the building
by pushing the men and girls
down the stairs, for self

out of my way, and
jump on the broken bones as
to say, I'm an ass

The psycho would not
care, who gets hurt, because care
does not exist in

his emotional
vocabulary, I care
way the fuck too much

fuck off to you all too

I like the fight, it
makes the nerves round as steel but
one of these days, SMACK!

Well, it becomes like
crying wolf, no one takes you
seriously then

Well, there was a guy
Unabomber, I think he
was? Did he know those

he bombed?

Well, if I went, it
would be someone else, Gen X
nitpicking, on words

as is suspected
with all talk and no action
moxie is still here

try to compromise
a virtual suicide
you'd just disappear

i have to concur
scott and k have got it right
to wit: "fuck off, moxie"

FUCK OFF MOXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talking to thyself
can cause harmful side effects
like psycho issues.

nice try, grasshopper
it takes years to become me
better be yourself

if i were to write
a haiku that juvenile,
i'd do it like this:

exit the building
stairs not the elevator
this is a fire drill

(.)(.)...(.)(.)...(.)...
(.)(.)...(.)(.)...(.)(.)...(.)....
(.)(.)...(.)(.)...(.)...

fuck off moxie

smy fro losofy's
less all get drunk as skunks
then play afroman

you ignorant slut
so you've learned to drop the caps
next, stop wrapping lines

Doktor, ze Germanz!
Before ze Germanz get here -
Right Tommy? 'Right, right!'

Doctor I am but
Tussin, bad, very bad yes...
Floating heads...in air...