Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

billy bragg played to-
night, i got drunk with the band
that opened...great blokes!
Haiku # 19916, April 28, 2002 5:41 am ET
by k of hanging out with the until now unknow band "Black 47"
will somebody please
donate to the "give moxie
a big ass gun" fund
Haiku # 19915, April 27, 2002 11:21 pm ET
by ap
lithium dwindles
moxie's on a fuckin' roll
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 19914, April 27, 2002 11:19 pm ET
by ap
webmaster not pleased ?
janis can speak for herself
she may be laughing
Haiku # 19913, April 27, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by ash
I want to haiku
But it is hard with every Fuck
You keep typing here.

Stop picking on each
You all enjoy flame wars here
Except webmaster.
Haiku # 19912, April 27, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by WyldKyss
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19911, April 27, 2002 7:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think you are right
Haiku # 19910, April 27, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by Moxie
i don't need a fight
but you are provocative
and irritating
Haiku # 19909, April 27, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by ash
you are deluded
the site was fine before you
and will be after
Haiku # 19908, April 27, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by ash
I see no death in
Moving on with your own life,
Leaving haiku here.
Haiku # 19907, April 27, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by WyldKyss
the truth is if I
stay here, I kill myself by
my own will to, waste...

and feed the pigs, rot
Haiku # 19906, April 27, 2002 6:19 pm ET
by Moxie
did you not say that
I should just go, because these
people are dull with

no one to fight, they'd
wither...
Haiku # 19905, April 27, 2002 6:18 pm ET
by Moxie
Bicker, bickering
Children must stop fighting
No Message Board here.
Haiku # 19904, April 27, 2002 6:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss
the unmanaged
if you were to die, would you
be just, another

T-boz sound bite? we
care because we shall see you
no more? Rest in woof
Haiku # 19903, April 27, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by Moxie
thought of posting my
real name here, taking to heart
the thoughts of unknowns
Haiku # 19902, April 27, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by Moxie
exit the building
by pushing the men and girls
down the stairs, for self

out of my way, and
jump on the broken bones as
to say, I'm an ass
Haiku # 19901, April 27, 2002 6:01 pm ET
by Moxie
The psycho would not
care, who gets hurt, because care
does not exist in

his emotional
vocabulary, I care
way the fuck too much

fuck off to you all too
Haiku # 19900, April 27, 2002 6:00 pm ET
by Mox
I like the fight, it
makes the nerves round as steel but
one of these days, SMACK!
Haiku # 19899, April 27, 2002 5:58 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, it becomes like
crying wolf, no one takes you
seriously then

Well, there was a guy
Unabomber, I think he
was? Did he know those

he bombed?
Haiku # 19898, April 27, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, if I went, it
would be someone else, Gen X
nitpicking, on words
Haiku # 19897, April 27, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by Moxie
as is suspected
with all talk and no action
moxie is still here

try to compromise
a virtual suicide
you'd just disappear
Haiku # 19896, April 27, 2002 9:09 am ET
by ash
i have to concur
scott and k have got it right
to wit: "fuck off, moxie"
Haiku # 19895, April 27, 2002 8:56 am ET
by ash
FUCK OFF MOXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 19894, April 27, 2002 4:49 am ET
by k_against
Talking to thyself
can cause harmful side effects
like psycho issues.
Haiku # 19893, April 26, 2002 8:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
nice try, grasshopper
it takes years to become me
better be yourself
Haiku # 19892, April 26, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by scott
if i were to write
a haiku that juvenile,
i'd do it like this:
Haiku # 19891, April 26, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by scott
exit the building
stairs not the elevator
this is a fire drill
Haiku # 19890, April 26, 2002 7:15 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
(.)(.)...(.)(.)...(.)...
(.)(.)...(.)(.)...(.)(.)...(.)....
(.)(.)...(.)(.)...(.)...
Haiku # 19889, April 26, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by scott, (.)(.) I like them so much I grew my own.
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19888, April 26, 2002 6:49 pm ET
by scott,
smy fro losofy's
less all get drunk as skunks
then play afroman
Haiku # 19887, April 26, 2002 5:23 pm ET
by mellie
you ignorant slut
so you've learned to drop the caps
next, stop wrapping lines
Haiku # 19886, April 26, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by scott to psuedo-scott (actually, i'm glad you're back - i had "you ignorant slut" all fired up and ready to go)
Doktor, ze Germanz!
Before ze Germanz get here -
Right Tommy? 'Right, right!'
Haiku # 19885, April 26, 2002 3:38 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Doctor I am but
Tussin, bad, very bad yes...
Floating heads...in air...
Haiku # 19884, April 26, 2002 3:35 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
This cat has warned you!
Like so many times before:
Be afraid, very....
Haiku # 19883, April 26, 2002 3:35 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
More 'tussin! *Cough Cough*
Shake it up, more 'tussin! *Aahh*
Relief, at last *Phew*
Haiku # 19882, April 26, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
You two talk too much,
Why not warn me or the one
Known as the cat, tsk...
Haiku # 19881, April 26, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by Alkieboy
Me devotchka,
Thank you for the warning bell,
The morning, beware!
Haiku # 19880, April 26, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Look out my friend, BOOM,
For new action in the room...
monitors in sight...
Haiku # 19879, April 26, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Phlegm, so wonderful
Robutussin is the cure
Lungs feel better now
Haiku # 19878, April 26, 2002 2:54 pm ET
by Dude Mar of PA
The real high! Brother,
the internet is the one
victim that lived.
Haiku # 19877, April 26, 2002 1:39 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
You get what you get
you plant weeds, you get those things
you plant weed, that's that
Haiku # 19876, April 26, 2002 1:00 pm ET
by Mox
You want to kick the
shit out of the victimbut
sometimes, they don't care

and in selfishness
people here may, also be
struggling with hard feelings

about themselves and lash
out to deal with them here
Haiku # 19875, April 26, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by Moxie
the internet is
a powerful tool, for good
and evil uses...
Haiku # 19874, April 26, 2002 12:36 pm ET
by Mox
the powerful give
no power to the likes of
those who'd drain them but

those who live a lie
live a lie thinking it is true
and enjoy defacing anything true
Haiku # 19873, April 26, 2002 12:24 pm ET
by Moxie
I get mad too quick
Not only do you kick the shit
out of me, I do

it after you do so
are you people insensitive
or do you have to be this way?

to survive in those "cultures" called cities
or lack thereof
Haiku # 19872, April 26, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by Moxie
The 6th day now,
a constantly recycling
creator's storyline.

Fri-April 26-2002
Haiku # 19871, April 26, 2002 12:18 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
I get sick and tired
of you liberal bastards picking on
trivial shit about each other
Haiku # 19870, April 26, 2002 12:12 pm ET
by Moxie
My machine is broke
Bill Gates is the anit-Christ
Windows really blows
Haiku # 19869, April 26, 2002 8:55 am ET
by Dude Mar of PA
Every fall, trees full
of underwear. Every spring,
toilets explode. Delta!
Haiku # 19868, April 26, 2002 8:38 am ET
by Chowderhead
If I get rich, I
hope I
Haiku # 19867, April 26, 2002 8:37 am ET
by Chowderhead
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