Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

if i were to write
a haiku that juvenile,
i'd do it like this:
Haiku # 19891, April 26, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by scott
exit the building
stairs not the elevator
this is a fire drill
Haiku # 19890, April 26, 2002 7:15 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
(.)(.)...(.)(.)...(.)...
(.)(.)...(.)(.)...(.)(.)...(.)....
(.)(.)...(.)(.)...(.)...
Haiku # 19889, April 26, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by scott, (.)(.) I like them so much I grew my own.
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19888, April 26, 2002 6:49 pm ET
by scott,
smy fro losofy's
less all get drunk as skunks
then play afroman
Haiku # 19887, April 26, 2002 5:23 pm ET
by mellie
you ignorant slut
so you've learned to drop the caps
next, stop wrapping lines
Haiku # 19886, April 26, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by scott to psuedo-scott (actually, i'm glad you're back - i had "you ignorant slut" all fired up and ready to go)
Doktor, ze Germanz!
Before ze Germanz get here -
Right Tommy? 'Right, right!'
Haiku # 19885, April 26, 2002 3:38 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Doctor I am but
Tussin, bad, very bad yes...
Floating heads...in air...
Haiku # 19884, April 26, 2002 3:35 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
This cat has warned you!
Like so many times before:
Be afraid, very....
Haiku # 19883, April 26, 2002 3:35 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
More 'tussin! *Cough Cough*
Shake it up, more 'tussin! *Aahh*
Relief, at last *Phew*
Haiku # 19882, April 26, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
You two talk too much,
Why not warn me or the one
Known as the cat, tsk...
Haiku # 19881, April 26, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by Alkieboy
Me devotchka,
Thank you for the warning bell,
The morning, beware!
Haiku # 19880, April 26, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Look out my friend, BOOM,
For new action in the room...
monitors in sight...
Haiku # 19879, April 26, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Phlegm, so wonderful
Robutussin is the cure
Lungs feel better now
Haiku # 19878, April 26, 2002 2:54 pm ET
by Dude Mar of PA
The real high! Brother,
the internet is the one
victim that lived.
Haiku # 19877, April 26, 2002 1:39 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
You get what you get
you plant weeds, you get those things
you plant weed, that's that
Haiku # 19876, April 26, 2002 1:00 pm ET
by Mox
You want to kick the
shit out of the victimbut
sometimes, they don't care

and in selfishness
people here may, also be
struggling with hard feelings

about themselves and lash
out to deal with them here
Haiku # 19875, April 26, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by Moxie
the internet is
a powerful tool, for good
and evil uses...
Haiku # 19874, April 26, 2002 12:36 pm ET
by Mox
the powerful give
no power to the likes of
those who'd drain them but

those who live a lie
live a lie thinking it is true
and enjoy defacing anything true
Haiku # 19873, April 26, 2002 12:24 pm ET
by Moxie
I get mad too quick
Not only do you kick the shit
out of me, I do

it after you do so
are you people insensitive
or do you have to be this way?

to survive in those "cultures" called cities
or lack thereof
Haiku # 19872, April 26, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by Moxie
The 6th day now,
a constantly recycling
creator's storyline.

Fri-April 26-2002
Haiku # 19871, April 26, 2002 12:18 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
I get sick and tired
of you liberal bastards picking on
trivial shit about each other
Haiku # 19870, April 26, 2002 12:12 pm ET
by Moxie
My machine is broke
Bill Gates is the anit-Christ
Windows really blows
Haiku # 19869, April 26, 2002 8:55 am ET
by Dude Mar of PA
Every fall, trees full
of underwear. Every spring,
toilets explode. Delta!
Haiku # 19868, April 26, 2002 8:38 am ET
by Chowderhead
If I get rich, I
hope I
Haiku # 19867, April 26, 2002 8:37 am ET
by Chowderhead
I am a haiku
machine. Try and stop me from
waxing poetic.
Haiku # 19866, April 26, 2002 8:37 am ET
by Chowderhead
Angelic presence,
your eyes are like shimmering
diamonds. Nice cans too.
Haiku # 19865, April 26, 2002 8:37 am ET
by Chowderhead
Tree falls in forest.
No one there. Does it make sound?
Who cares? Firewood.
Haiku # 19864, April 26, 2002 8:36 am ET
by Chowderhead
Ask not what country
can do for you. Ask what you
can do for country.
Haiku # 19863, April 26, 2002 8:36 am ET
by Chowderhead
Ronin is simply
high on 'life', if that doesn't
scare you, I don't know......
Haiku # 19862, April 26, 2002 5:37 am ET
by k of to scott (is it the 'real' Scott?)
dinner with uber
geeks, still into star wars, well
now...ain't that quaint.
Haiku # 19861, April 26, 2002 5:36 am ET
by k_against of at least I played the card game "Grass"
leaning my head just
enough to the left, I can
suck my own nipple
Haiku # 19860, April 26, 2002 3:58 am ET
by scott, well most of the time, you have to get me drunk first though
quite the tale-spinner
what exactly are you on,
and can i have some?
Haiku # 19859, April 26, 2002 1:55 am ET
by scott to ronin

.........hello there janis
..i couldnt quite get your post
........a few pages back

..(is scott there with you or is
he doing chores in the forests)
Haiku # 19858, April 25, 2002 11:04 pm ET
by ronin@8)

......ap sounds whanky
couldn't seem to jerk off from
........his best position
Haiku # 19857, April 25, 2002 11:00 pm ET
by ronin

.......mox is on a roll*
never could get enough of
...this site's haiku space

..(babbling's more like it)
Haiku # 19856, April 25, 2002 10:52 pm ET
by ronin@
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19855, April 25, 2002 10:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

.......a yodelling scott
singing to his herd of goats
..hmmm can't wait to see

..(don't forget your bread
..........and cheese)
Haiku # 19854, April 25, 2002 10:47 pm ET
by ronin@tryingtopicturescottinthecanadianmountains

.......supposing i go
.once more to canada is
...there a room for me

(in your sprawling home)
Haiku # 19853, April 25, 2002 10:43 pm ET
by ronin@foramonthortwo:)ipromisetobenice

.......urban canada
is it with its Tony's Bar
...and its turban tops

.(rural canada is where
scott eats his bread and
.cheese with goat milk)
Haiku # 19852, April 25, 2002 10:38 pm ET
by ronin@um-mmm...
except for the dog
I'd never have to clean shit
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 19851, April 25, 2002 7:56 pm ET
by ap
acid eaters hit on
invisible men, dreams
of beautiful minds

empty
Haiku # 19850, April 25, 2002 1:54 pm ET
by Moxie
Come on you cunt, let's
have some aphex acid. Stop
making that big face.
Haiku # 19849, April 25, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by Hoboclown23 of .
poetry here much like
three stooges, woo woo, smacking
each other as kids

but you grow up in
time when you let it all be
a creative flow
Haiku # 19848, April 25, 2002 12:56 pm ET
by Moxie
it sounds like sci fi
cyborgs and gynoids, taking souls
into the machine

ghosts inside metal
living beasts, the new men are
still the old men
Haiku # 19847, April 25, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by Moxie
I'm at a loss for
words, you hang on to the past
and get what you get

I'm not a good man
to be a Christian witness
and from another culture

more rural than urban Toronto
Haiku # 19846, April 25, 2002 12:47 pm ET
by Moxie
If I look around
is it you that would be found?
or something less round?
Haiku # 19845, April 25, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dealt jack and a nine
the dealer shows a seven
What the hell -- hit me
Haiku # 19844, April 25, 2002 9:02 am ET
by Chowderhead
An interesting fact:
Superman uncircumcised.
No moyels on Krypton.
Haiku # 19843, April 25, 2002 9:01 am ET
by Chowderhead
Redneck nine-course meal:
beef jerky, pig knuckles, Skoal,
and six pack of Bud
Haiku # 19842, April 25, 2002 9:00 am ET
by Chowderhead
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