you ignorant slut
so you've learned to drop the caps
next, stop wrapping lines
by scott to psuedo-scott (actually, i'm glad you're back - i had "you ignorant slut" all fired up and ready to go)
Doktor, ze Germanz!
Before ze Germanz get here -
Right Tommy? 'Right, right!'
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Doctor I am but
Tussin, bad, very bad yes...
Floating heads...in air...
by Dr. Claw
This cat has warned you!
Like so many times before:
Be afraid, very....
by ComiCat of Jerzey
More 'tussin! *Cough Cough*
Shake it up, more 'tussin! *Aahh*
Relief, at last *Phew*
by Garik of Jersey
You two talk too much,
Why not warn me or the one
Known as the cat, tsk...
by Alkieboy
Me devotchka,
Thank you for the warning bell,
The morning, beware!
by Fellow Narrator
Look out my friend, BOOM,
For new action in the room...
monitors in sight...
by Dr. Claw
Phlegm, so wonderful
Robutussin is the cure
Lungs feel better now
by Dude Mar of PA
The real high! Brother,
the internet is the one
victim that lived.
by ComiCat of Jerzey
You get what you get
you plant weeds, you get those things
you plant weed, that's that
by Mox
You want to kick the
shit out of the victimbut
sometimes, they don't care
and in selfishness
people here may, also be
struggling with hard feelings
about themselves and lash
out to deal with them here
by Moxie
the internet is
a powerful tool, for good
and evil uses...
by Mox
the powerful give
no power to the likes of
those who'd drain them but
those who live a lie
live a lie thinking it is true
and enjoy defacing anything true
by Moxie
I get mad too quick
Not only do you kick the shit
out of me, I do
it after you do so
are you people insensitive
or do you have to be this way?
to survive in those "cultures" called cities
or lack thereof
by Moxie
The 6th day now,
a constantly recycling
creator's storyline.
Fri-April 26-2002
by ComiCat of Jerzey
I get sick and tired
of you liberal bastards picking on
trivial shit about each other
by Moxie
My machine is broke
Bill Gates is the anit-Christ
Windows really blows
by Dude Mar of PA
Every fall, trees full
of underwear. Every spring,
toilets explode. Delta!
by Chowderhead
If I get rich, I
hope I
by Chowderhead
I am a haiku
machine. Try and stop me from
waxing poetic.
by Chowderhead
Angelic presence,
your eyes are like shimmering
diamonds. Nice cans too.
by Chowderhead
Tree falls in forest.
No one there. Does it make sound?
Who cares? Firewood.
by Chowderhead
Ask not what country
can do for you. Ask what you
can do for country.
by Chowderhead
Ronin is simply
high on 'life', if that doesn't
scare you, I don't know......
by k of to scott (is it the 'real' Scott?)
dinner with uber
geeks, still into star wars, well
now...ain't that quaint.
by k_against of at least I played the card game "Grass"
leaning my head just
enough to the left, I can
suck my own nipple
by scott, well most of the time, you have to get me drunk first though
quite the tale-spinner
what exactly are you on,
and can i have some?
by scott to ronin
.........hello there janis
..i couldnt quite get your post
........a few pages back
..(is scott there with you or is
he doing chores in the forests)
by ronin@8)
......ap sounds whanky
couldn't seem to jerk off from
........his best position
by ronin
.......mox is on a roll*
never could get enough of
...this site's haiku space
..(babbling's more like it)
by ronin@
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
.......a yodelling scott
singing to his herd of goats
..hmmm can't wait to see
..(don't forget your bread
..........and cheese)
by ronin@tryingtopicturescottinthecanadianmountains
.......supposing i go
.once more to canada is
...there a room for me
(in your sprawling home)
by ronin@foramonthortwo:)ipromisetobenice
.......urban canada
is it with its Tony's Bar
...and its turban tops
.(rural canada is where
scott eats his bread and
.cheese with goat milk)
by ronin@um-mmm...
except for the dog
I'd never have to clean shit
grandma has a cock
by ap
acid eaters hit on
invisible men, dreams
of beautiful minds
empty
by Moxie
Come on you cunt, let's
have some aphex acid. Stop
making that big face.
by Hoboclown23 of .
poetry here much like
three stooges, woo woo, smacking
each other as kids
but you grow up in
time when you let it all be
a creative flow
by Moxie
it sounds like sci fi
cyborgs and gynoids, taking souls
into the machine
ghosts inside metal
living beasts, the new men are
still the old men
by Moxie
I'm at a loss for
words, you hang on to the past
and get what you get
I'm not a good man
to be a Christian witness
and from another culture
more rural than urban Toronto
by Moxie
If I look around
is it you that would be found?
or something less round?
by Betty LeBomb
Dealt jack and a nine
the dealer shows a seven
What the hell -- hit me
by Chowderhead
An interesting fact:
Superman uncircumcised.
No moyels on Krypton.
by Chowderhead
Redneck nine-course meal:
beef jerky, pig knuckles, Skoal,
and six pack of Bud
by Chowderhead
No lettuce for me.
You don
by Chowderhead
Donate your body
to Art. Why should Science get
all the good corpses?
by Chowderhead
Bad breakup, we
by Chowderhead
Watching Canadian
Soldiers funerals, killed by
Some homer simpson (US military version)
Official US
Representative, smirks while
Expressing regret.
by Anonymous Poet
unrepentant punk
slander me if you have to
but let english be
by scott
