I have people I
care about and all I've
been doing is obcessing

to some this is funny
and I really have thought of
killing myself over

this website and the people here

I am sorry, I am
oversensitive and lash
out at anything

thinking I can fight
back and win your friendships by
letting myself get

hit, shot, stabbed, raped...
a witch told me to turn the other cheek

No, I can choose to
go to hell, as can you, and
the choice is all yours

Pimp hand not so strong.
Haven

The House that Ruth Built
made of drift wood and tin foil
Nice job there, Ruthie

Talk dirty to me
but not too dirty, and not
in front of the dog

I

Chastened youths slow down
crisis averted again
Lifeguard earns his keep

room's a mess and it's
cold out, I could clean, but then
I think, what's the use?

au contraire moxie
hell would be full of yourself
pretty much like you

i do enjoy this
though i suspect others don't
what would jesus do?

you ignorant slut
i said it once before but
it bears repeating

pues, ya entiendo
el r

this site has two flaws:
non-haiku and forgeries
ap, i'll donate

it's a common name
however, it's my handle
again, find your own

of all the world's scotts,
who is the real and who isn't?
I am the real scott.

Goddess loves ya, babe
blessed be

fuck off moxie

bad tarots in store
said you can't think as a one
but as a group, cliques

die as a group too

Oh, Great Coffee You!
Though my jeans may be too tight
I have had two calls.

writing should not be
so much pompous pressure from
people who laugh at

others suffering
till the bullet, like I've said before...
hits you

I'd save my money
Jeremy, my boy, you need
to get your own real

writing career started

I wonder if fame
is part sale, part pompous
and little talent

So we congregate
I am full of so much hate
and, so much loud gas

Now Monday Morning
Not so much fussing I see
This makes me happy

I have my coffee
And logged in on the network
Waiting for the calls.

it's called the rut or
slough of despair, hell is full
of people like you and i

hey, sometimes hell is
a vacation from thought, self
and self respect, but

I need the practice...
these are bad haikus...

oh, go eat some food
snippy minds are thoughtless when
hungry and brawling

Well, the Zentraedi
destroyed Toronto battling
the SDF-1 in

a freak accident
and given the Ontarians
can be real snobs, sometimes

My wife keeps saying
I never listen to her
Or something like that

Iceland not icy,
Greenland not green. Now I get
it: Viking humor.

No escape from fumes
Fart in the elevator
Someone

Can I

Monkeys at the zoo
won

bugs in the kitchen,
i squash. not to be evil,
but because i can.

i think that it's time
for you to find your own wings...
your own name, at least

dig

you've learned to "view source"
that is so damn impressive
one might say "brilliant"

...doon woory scott lad
mox'l kip yoo compny ey
doeen spring-tem choors

(must be the strokes this
....people suffer from)

........oh yeah, is that so
that beatnik groupie can't sing
......otherwise he's known

...(can't even think, i wager)

still awake, se

yyur
yyub
icur
yy4me

.......playing red alert
version five point six beats
....reading moxie's lines

...yowh deh le hee hooo

(great vocals by the way)

Oh yeah it's brilliant

I am ssssooooo brilient
I can do THIS!! I am god!
bow down before me

irish punk with pipes
a little bit of beer mixed
in....perfect evening.

billy bragg played to-
night, i got drunk with the band
that opened...great blokes!