Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Monkeys at the zoo
won
Haiku # 19931, April 29, 2002 8:39 am ET
by Chowderhead
bugs in the kitchen,
i squash. not to be evil,
but because i can.
Haiku # 19930, April 29, 2002 4:17 am ET
by lizzle of b'klyn
i think that it's time
for you to find your own wings...
your own name, at least
Haiku # 19929, April 29, 2002 2:23 am ET
by scott to pseudo-scott (you must be really, really bored)
dig
Haiku # 19928, April 29, 2002 2:19 am ET
by scott a psuedo-scott
you've learned to "view source"
that is so damn impressive
one might say "brilliant"
Haiku # 19927, April 29, 2002 2:03 am ET
by scott to pseudo-scott (if one could spell properly)

...doon woory scott lad
mox'l kip yoo compny ey
doeen spring-tem choors

(must be the strokes this
....people suffer from)
Haiku # 19926, April 29, 2002 1:19 am ET
by ronin(couldntevenspeakstraightenglishmayt

........oh yeah, is that so
that beatnik groupie can't sing
......otherwise he's known

...(can't even think, i wager)
Haiku # 19925, April 29, 2002 12:58 am ET
by ronin@idgivehimascoreof8nomoremaybeless

still awake, se
Haiku # 19924, April 29, 2002 12:49 am ET
by ronin@
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yyub
icur
yy4me
Haiku # 19923, April 29, 2002 12:36 am ET
by ash...... not quite a haiku

.......playing red alert
version five point six beats
....reading moxie's lines
Haiku # 19922, April 29, 2002 12:36 am ET
by ronin

...yowh deh le hee hooo

(great vocals by the way)
Haiku # 19921, April 29, 2002 12:30 am ET
by ronin@itsjusttheforestladandoheasyonthegrass
Oh yeah it's brilliant
Haiku # 19920, April 28, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by scott
I am ssssooooo brilient
I can do THIS!! I am god!
bow down before me
Haiku # 19919, April 28, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by scott
Haiku # 19918, April 28, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
irish punk with pipes
a little bit of beer mixed
in....perfect evening.
Haiku # 19917, April 28, 2002 5:55 am ET
by k
billy bragg played to-
night, i got drunk with the band
that opened...great blokes!
Haiku # 19916, April 28, 2002 5:41 am ET
by k of hanging out with the until now unknow band "Black 47"
will somebody please
donate to the "give moxie
a big ass gun" fund
Haiku # 19915, April 27, 2002 11:21 pm ET
by ap
lithium dwindles
moxie's on a fuckin' roll
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 19914, April 27, 2002 11:19 pm ET
by ap
webmaster not pleased ?
janis can speak for herself
she may be laughing
Haiku # 19913, April 27, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by ash
I want to haiku
But it is hard with every Fuck
You keep typing here.

Stop picking on each
You all enjoy flame wars here
Except webmaster.
Haiku # 19912, April 27, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by WyldKyss
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19911, April 27, 2002 7:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think you are right
Haiku # 19910, April 27, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by Moxie
i don't need a fight
but you are provocative
and irritating
Haiku # 19909, April 27, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by ash
you are deluded
the site was fine before you
and will be after
Haiku # 19908, April 27, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by ash
I see no death in
Moving on with your own life,
Leaving haiku here.
Haiku # 19907, April 27, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by WyldKyss
the truth is if I
stay here, I kill myself by
my own will to, waste...

and feed the pigs, rot
Haiku # 19906, April 27, 2002 6:19 pm ET
by Moxie
did you not say that
I should just go, because these
people are dull with

no one to fight, they'd
wither...
Haiku # 19905, April 27, 2002 6:18 pm ET
by Moxie
Bicker, bickering
Children must stop fighting
No Message Board here.
Haiku # 19904, April 27, 2002 6:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss
the unmanaged
if you were to die, would you
be just, another

T-boz sound bite? we
care because we shall see you
no more? Rest in woof
Haiku # 19903, April 27, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by Moxie
thought of posting my
real name here, taking to heart
the thoughts of unknowns
Haiku # 19902, April 27, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by Moxie
exit the building
by pushing the men and girls
down the stairs, for self

out of my way, and
jump on the broken bones as
to say, I'm an ass
Haiku # 19901, April 27, 2002 6:01 pm ET
by Moxie
The psycho would not
care, who gets hurt, because care
does not exist in

his emotional
vocabulary, I care
way the fuck too much

fuck off to you all too
Haiku # 19900, April 27, 2002 6:00 pm ET
by Mox
I like the fight, it
makes the nerves round as steel but
one of these days, SMACK!
Haiku # 19899, April 27, 2002 5:58 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, it becomes like
crying wolf, no one takes you
seriously then

Well, there was a guy
Unabomber, I think he
was? Did he know those

he bombed?
Haiku # 19898, April 27, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, if I went, it
would be someone else, Gen X
nitpicking, on words
Haiku # 19897, April 27, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by Moxie
as is suspected
with all talk and no action
moxie is still here

try to compromise
a virtual suicide
you'd just disappear
Haiku # 19896, April 27, 2002 9:09 am ET
by ash
i have to concur
scott and k have got it right
to wit: "fuck off, moxie"
Haiku # 19895, April 27, 2002 8:56 am ET
by ash
FUCK OFF MOXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 19894, April 27, 2002 4:49 am ET
by k_against
Talking to thyself
can cause harmful side effects
like psycho issues.
Haiku # 19893, April 26, 2002 8:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
nice try, grasshopper
it takes years to become me
better be yourself
Haiku # 19892, April 26, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by scott
if i were to write
a haiku that juvenile,
i'd do it like this:
Haiku # 19891, April 26, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by scott
exit the building
stairs not the elevator
this is a fire drill
Haiku # 19890, April 26, 2002 7:15 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
(.)(.)...(.)(.)...(.)...
(.)(.)...(.)(.)...(.)(.)...(.)....
(.)(.)...(.)(.)...(.)...
Haiku # 19889, April 26, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by scott, (.)(.) I like them so much I grew my own.
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19888, April 26, 2002 6:49 pm ET
by scott,
smy fro losofy's
less all get drunk as skunks
then play afroman
Haiku # 19887, April 26, 2002 5:23 pm ET
by mellie
you ignorant slut
so you've learned to drop the caps
next, stop wrapping lines
Haiku # 19886, April 26, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by scott to psuedo-scott (actually, i'm glad you're back - i had "you ignorant slut" all fired up and ready to go)
Doktor, ze Germanz!
Before ze Germanz get here -
Right Tommy? 'Right, right!'
Haiku # 19885, April 26, 2002 3:38 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Doctor I am but
Tussin, bad, very bad yes...
Floating heads...in air...
Haiku # 19884, April 26, 2002 3:35 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
This cat has warned you!
Like so many times before:
Be afraid, very....
Haiku # 19883, April 26, 2002 3:35 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
More 'tussin! *Cough Cough*
Shake it up, more 'tussin! *Aahh*
Relief, at last *Phew*
Haiku # 19882, April 26, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
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