Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
I wonder if fame
is part sale, part pompous
and little talent
Haiku # 19943 April 29, 2002 11:07 am ET
by Moxie
So we congregate
I am full of so much hate
and, so much loud gas
Haiku # 19942 April 29, 2002 11:04 am ET
by Moxie
Now Monday Morning
Not so much fussing I see
This makes me happy

I have my coffee
And logged in on the network
Waiting for the calls.
Haiku # 19941 April 29, 2002 11:02 am ET
by WyldKyss
it's called the rut or
slough of despair, hell is full
of people like you and i
Haiku # 19940 April 29, 2002 11:01 am ET
by Moxie
hey, sometimes hell is
a vacation from thought, self
and self respect, but

I need the practice...
these are bad haikus...
Haiku # 19939 April 29, 2002 10:58 am ET
by Moxie
oh, go eat some food
snippy minds are thoughtless when
hungry and brawling
Haiku # 19938 April 29, 2002 10:56 am ET
by Moxie
Well, the Zentraedi
destroyed Toronto battling
the SDF-1 in

a freak accident
and given the Ontarians
can be real snobs, sometimes
Haiku # 19937 April 29, 2002 10:54 am ET
by Moxie
My wife keeps saying
I never listen to her
Or something like that
Haiku # 19936 April 29, 2002 8:41 am ET
by Chowderead
Iceland not icy,
Greenland not green. Now I get
it: Viking humor.
Haiku # 19935 April 29, 2002 8:41 am ET
by Chowderhead
No escape from fumes
Fart in the elevator
Someone
Haiku # 19934 April 29, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Chowderhead
Can I
Haiku # 19933 April 29, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Chowderhead
Haiku # 19932 April 29, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Chowderhead
Monkeys at the zoo
won
Haiku # 19931 April 29, 2002 8:39 am ET
by Chowderhead
bugs in the kitchen,
i squash. not to be evil,
but because i can.
Haiku # 19930 April 29, 2002 4:17 am ET
by lizzle of b'klyn
i think that it's time
for you to find your own wings...
your own name, at least
Haiku # 19929 April 29, 2002 2:23 am ET
by scott to pseudo-scott (you must be really, really bored)
dig
Haiku # 19928 April 29, 2002 2:19 am ET
by scott a psuedo-scott
you've learned to "view source"
that is so damn impressive
one might say "brilliant"
Haiku # 19927 April 29, 2002 2:03 am ET
by scott to pseudo-scott (if one could spell properly)

...doon woory scott lad
mox'l kip yoo compny ey
doeen spring-tem choors

(must be the strokes this
....people suffer from)
Haiku # 19926 April 29, 2002 1:19 am ET
by ronin(couldntevenspeakstraightenglishmayt

........oh yeah, is that so
that beatnik groupie can't sing
......otherwise he's known

...(can't even think, i wager)
Haiku # 19925 April 29, 2002 12:58 am ET
by ronin@idgivehimascoreof8nomoremaybeless

still awake, se
Haiku # 19924 April 29, 2002 12:49 am ET
by ronin@
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Haiku # 19923 April 29, 2002 12:36 am ET
by ash...... not quite a haiku

.......playing red alert
version five point six beats
....reading moxie's lines
Haiku # 19922 April 29, 2002 12:36 am ET
by ronin

...yowh deh le hee hooo

(great vocals by the way)
Haiku # 19921 April 29, 2002 12:30 am ET
by ronin@itsjusttheforestladandoheasyonthegrass
Oh yeah it's brilliant
Haiku # 19920 April 28, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by scott
I am ssssooooo brilient
I can do THIS!! I am god!
bow down before me
Haiku # 19919 April 28, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by scott
Haiku # 19918 April 28, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
irish punk with pipes
a little bit of beer mixed
in....perfect evening.
Haiku # 19917 April 28, 2002 5:55 am ET
by k
billy bragg played to-
night, i got drunk with the band
that opened...great blokes!
Haiku # 19916 April 28, 2002 5:41 am ET
by k of hanging out with the until now unknow band "Black 47"
will somebody please
donate to the "give moxie
a big ass gun" fund
Haiku # 19915 April 27, 2002 11:21 pm ET
by ap
lithium dwindles
moxie's on a fuckin' roll
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 19914 April 27, 2002 11:19 pm ET
by ap
webmaster not pleased ?
janis can speak for herself
she may be laughing
Haiku # 19913 April 27, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by ash
I want to haiku
But it is hard with every Fuck
You keep typing here.

Stop picking on each
You all enjoy flame wars here
Except webmaster.
Haiku # 19912 April 27, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by WyldKyss
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19911 April 27, 2002 7:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think you are right
Haiku # 19910 April 27, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by Moxie
i don't need a fight
but you are provocative
and irritating
Haiku # 19909 April 27, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by ash
you are deluded
the site was fine before you
and will be after
Haiku # 19908 April 27, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by ash
I see no death in
Moving on with your own life,
Leaving haiku here.
Haiku # 19907 April 27, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by WyldKyss
the truth is if I
stay here, I kill myself by
my own will to, waste...

and feed the pigs, rot
Haiku # 19906 April 27, 2002 6:19 pm ET
by Moxie
did you not say that
I should just go, because these
people are dull with

no one to fight, they'd
wither...
Haiku # 19905 April 27, 2002 6:18 pm ET
by Moxie
Bicker, bickering
Children must stop fighting
No Message Board here.
Haiku # 19904 April 27, 2002 6:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss
the unmanaged
if you were to die, would you
be just, another

T-boz sound bite? we
care because we shall see you
no more? Rest in woof
Haiku # 19903 April 27, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by Moxie
thought of posting my
real name here, taking to heart
the thoughts of unknowns
Haiku # 19902 April 27, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by Moxie
exit the building
by pushing the men and girls
down the stairs, for self

out of my way, and
jump on the broken bones as
to say, I'm an ass
Haiku # 19901 April 27, 2002 6:01 pm ET
by Moxie
The psycho would not
care, who gets hurt, because care
does not exist in

his emotional
vocabulary, I care
way the fuck too much

fuck off to you all too
Haiku # 19900 April 27, 2002 6:00 pm ET
by Mox
I like the fight, it
makes the nerves round as steel but
one of these days, SMACK!
Haiku # 19899 April 27, 2002 5:58 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, it becomes like
crying wolf, no one takes you
seriously then

Well, there was a guy
Unabomber, I think he
was? Did he know those

he bombed?
Haiku # 19898 April 27, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, if I went, it
would be someone else, Gen X
nitpicking, on words
Haiku # 19897 April 27, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by Moxie
as is suspected
with all talk and no action
moxie is still here

try to compromise
a virtual suicide
you'd just disappear
Haiku # 19896 April 27, 2002 9:09 am ET
by ash
i have to concur
scott and k have got it right
to wit: "fuck off, moxie"
Haiku # 19895 April 27, 2002 8:56 am ET
by ash
FUCK OFF MOXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 19894 April 27, 2002 4:49 am ET
by k_against