Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Pimp hand not so strong.
Haven
Haiku # 19963, April 30, 2002 9:08 am ET
by Chowderhead
The House that Ruth Built
made of drift wood and tin foil
Nice job there, Ruthie
Haiku # 19962, April 30, 2002 9:07 am ET
by Chowderhead
Talk dirty to me
but not too dirty, and not
in front of the dog
Haiku # 19961, April 30, 2002 9:07 am ET
by Chowderhead
I
Haiku # 19960, April 30, 2002 9:06 am ET
by Chowderhead
Chastened youths slow down
crisis averted again
Lifeguard earns his keep
Haiku # 19959, April 30, 2002 9:06 am ET
by Chowderhead
room's a mess and it's
cold out, I could clean, but then
I think, what's the use?
Haiku # 19958, April 30, 2002 3:36 am ET
by k
au contraire moxie
hell would be full of yourself
pretty much like you
Haiku # 19957, April 29, 2002 10:46 pm ET
by ash
i do enjoy this
though i suspect others don't
what would jesus do?
Haiku # 19956, April 29, 2002 5:34 pm ET
by scott (onward, christian soldier, go save souls and stuff) (y perd
you ignorant slut
i said it once before but
it bears repeating
Haiku # 19955, April 29, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by scott (well, the unholy union of john belushi and the white stripes, actually)
pues, ya entiendo
el r
Haiku # 19954, April 29, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by scott al imposter
this site has two flaws:
non-haiku and forgeries
ap, i'll donate
Haiku # 19953, April 29, 2002 3:32 pm ET
by scott (the first time i've written this: fuck off moxie)
it's a common name
however, it's my handle
again, find your own
Haiku # 19952, April 29, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by scott to the lame-o
of all the world's scotts,
who is the real and who isn't?
I am the real scott.

Haiku # 19951, April 29, 2002 1:56 pm ET
by scott, the one who doesn't whine, check the search function to see who is wasting time on this site scott/moxie :)
Goddess loves ya, babe
blessed be
Haiku # 19950, April 29, 2002 1:54 pm ET
by Moxie
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19949, April 29, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad tarots in store
said you can't think as a one
but as a group, cliques

die as a group too
Haiku # 19948, April 29, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh, Great Coffee You!
Though my jeans may be too tight
I have had two calls.
Haiku # 19947, April 29, 2002 12:46 pm ET
by WyldKyss
writing should not be
so much pompous pressure from
people who laugh at

others suffering
till the bullet, like I've said before...
hits you
Haiku # 19946, April 29, 2002 12:30 pm ET
by Moxie
I'd save my money
Jeremy, my boy, you need
to get your own real

writing career started
Haiku # 19944, April 29, 2002 11:08 am ET
by Moxie
I wonder if fame
is part sale, part pompous
and little talent
Haiku # 19943, April 29, 2002 11:07 am ET
by Moxie
So we congregate
I am full of so much hate
and, so much loud gas
Haiku # 19942, April 29, 2002 11:04 am ET
by Moxie
Now Monday Morning
Not so much fussing I see
This makes me happy

I have my coffee
And logged in on the network
Waiting for the calls.
Haiku # 19941, April 29, 2002 11:02 am ET
by WyldKyss
it's called the rut or
slough of despair, hell is full
of people like you and i
Haiku # 19940, April 29, 2002 11:01 am ET
by Moxie
hey, sometimes hell is
a vacation from thought, self
and self respect, but

I need the practice...
these are bad haikus...
Haiku # 19939, April 29, 2002 10:58 am ET
by Moxie
oh, go eat some food
snippy minds are thoughtless when
hungry and brawling
Haiku # 19938, April 29, 2002 10:56 am ET
by Moxie
Well, the Zentraedi
destroyed Toronto battling
the SDF-1 in

a freak accident
and given the Ontarians
can be real snobs, sometimes
Haiku # 19937, April 29, 2002 10:54 am ET
by Moxie
My wife keeps saying
I never listen to her
Or something like that
Haiku # 19936, April 29, 2002 8:41 am ET
by Chowderead
Iceland not icy,
Greenland not green. Now I get
it: Viking humor.
Haiku # 19935, April 29, 2002 8:41 am ET
by Chowderhead
No escape from fumes
Fart in the elevator
Someone
Haiku # 19934, April 29, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Chowderhead
Can I
Haiku # 19933, April 29, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Chowderhead
Haiku # 19932, April 29, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Chowderhead
Monkeys at the zoo
won
Haiku # 19931, April 29, 2002 8:39 am ET
by Chowderhead
bugs in the kitchen,
i squash. not to be evil,
but because i can.
Haiku # 19930, April 29, 2002 4:17 am ET
by lizzle of b'klyn
i think that it's time
for you to find your own wings...
your own name, at least
Haiku # 19929, April 29, 2002 2:23 am ET
by scott to pseudo-scott (you must be really, really bored)
dig
Haiku # 19928, April 29, 2002 2:19 am ET
by scott a psuedo-scott
you've learned to "view source"
that is so damn impressive
one might say "brilliant"
Haiku # 19927, April 29, 2002 2:03 am ET
by scott to pseudo-scott (if one could spell properly)

...doon woory scott lad
mox'l kip yoo compny ey
doeen spring-tem choors

(must be the strokes this
....people suffer from)
Haiku # 19926, April 29, 2002 1:19 am ET
by ronin(couldntevenspeakstraightenglishmayt

........oh yeah, is that so
that beatnik groupie can't sing
......otherwise he's known

...(can't even think, i wager)
Haiku # 19925, April 29, 2002 12:58 am ET
by ronin@idgivehimascoreof8nomoremaybeless

still awake, se
Haiku # 19924, April 29, 2002 12:49 am ET
by ronin@
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yy4me
Haiku # 19923, April 29, 2002 12:36 am ET
by ash...... not quite a haiku

.......playing red alert
version five point six beats
....reading moxie's lines
Haiku # 19922, April 29, 2002 12:36 am ET
by ronin

...yowh deh le hee hooo

(great vocals by the way)
Haiku # 19921, April 29, 2002 12:30 am ET
by ronin@itsjusttheforestladandoheasyonthegrass
Oh yeah it's brilliant
Haiku # 19920, April 28, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by scott
I am ssssooooo brilient
I can do THIS!! I am god!
bow down before me
Haiku # 19919, April 28, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by scott
Haiku # 19918, April 28, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
irish punk with pipes
a little bit of beer mixed
in....perfect evening.
Haiku # 19917, April 28, 2002 5:55 am ET
by k
billy bragg played to-
night, i got drunk with the band
that opened...great blokes!
Haiku # 19916, April 28, 2002 5:41 am ET
by k of hanging out with the until now unknow band "Black 47"
will somebody please
donate to the "give moxie
a big ass gun" fund
Haiku # 19915, April 27, 2002 11:21 pm ET
by ap
lithium dwindles
moxie's on a fuckin' roll
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 19914, April 27, 2002 11:19 pm ET
by ap
webmaster not pleased ?
janis can speak for herself
she may be laughing
Haiku # 19913, April 27, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by ash
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