Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

The House that Ruth Built
made of drift wood and tin foil
Nice job there, Ruthie
Haiku # 19962, April 30, 2002 9:07 am ET
by Chowderhead
Talk dirty to me
but not too dirty, and not
in front of the dog
Haiku # 19961, April 30, 2002 9:07 am ET
by Chowderhead
I
Haiku # 19960, April 30, 2002 9:06 am ET
by Chowderhead
Chastened youths slow down
crisis averted again
Lifeguard earns his keep
Haiku # 19959, April 30, 2002 9:06 am ET
by Chowderhead
room's a mess and it's
cold out, I could clean, but then
I think, what's the use?
Haiku # 19958, April 30, 2002 3:36 am ET
by k
au contraire moxie
hell would be full of yourself
pretty much like you
Haiku # 19957, April 29, 2002 10:46 pm ET
by ash
i do enjoy this
though i suspect others don't
what would jesus do?
Haiku # 19956, April 29, 2002 5:34 pm ET
by scott (onward, christian soldier, go save souls and stuff) (y perd
you ignorant slut
i said it once before but
it bears repeating
Haiku # 19955, April 29, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by scott (well, the unholy union of john belushi and the white stripes, actually)
pues, ya entiendo
el r
Haiku # 19954, April 29, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by scott al imposter
this site has two flaws:
non-haiku and forgeries
ap, i'll donate
Haiku # 19953, April 29, 2002 3:32 pm ET
by scott (the first time i've written this: fuck off moxie)
it's a common name
however, it's my handle
again, find your own
Haiku # 19952, April 29, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by scott to the lame-o
of all the world's scotts,
who is the real and who isn't?
I am the real scott.

Haiku # 19951, April 29, 2002 1:56 pm ET
by scott, the one who doesn't whine, check the search function to see who is wasting time on this site scott/moxie :)
Goddess loves ya, babe
blessed be
Haiku # 19950, April 29, 2002 1:54 pm ET
by Moxie
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19949, April 29, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad tarots in store
said you can't think as a one
but as a group, cliques

die as a group too
Haiku # 19948, April 29, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh, Great Coffee You!
Though my jeans may be too tight
I have had two calls.
Haiku # 19947, April 29, 2002 12:46 pm ET
by WyldKyss
writing should not be
so much pompous pressure from
people who laugh at

others suffering
till the bullet, like I've said before...
hits you
Haiku # 19946, April 29, 2002 12:30 pm ET
by Moxie
I'd save my money
Jeremy, my boy, you need
to get your own real

writing career started
Haiku # 19944, April 29, 2002 11:08 am ET
by Moxie
I wonder if fame
is part sale, part pompous
and little talent
Haiku # 19943, April 29, 2002 11:07 am ET
by Moxie
So we congregate
I am full of so much hate
and, so much loud gas
Haiku # 19942, April 29, 2002 11:04 am ET
by Moxie
Now Monday Morning
Not so much fussing I see
This makes me happy

I have my coffee
And logged in on the network
Waiting for the calls.
Haiku # 19941, April 29, 2002 11:02 am ET
by WyldKyss
it's called the rut or
slough of despair, hell is full
of people like you and i
Haiku # 19940, April 29, 2002 11:01 am ET
by Moxie
hey, sometimes hell is
a vacation from thought, self
and self respect, but

I need the practice...
these are bad haikus...
Haiku # 19939, April 29, 2002 10:58 am ET
by Moxie
oh, go eat some food
snippy minds are thoughtless when
hungry and brawling
Haiku # 19938, April 29, 2002 10:56 am ET
by Moxie
Well, the Zentraedi
destroyed Toronto battling
the SDF-1 in

a freak accident
and given the Ontarians
can be real snobs, sometimes
Haiku # 19937, April 29, 2002 10:54 am ET
by Moxie
My wife keeps saying
I never listen to her
Or something like that
Haiku # 19936, April 29, 2002 8:41 am ET
by Chowderead
Iceland not icy,
Greenland not green. Now I get
it: Viking humor.
Haiku # 19935, April 29, 2002 8:41 am ET
by Chowderhead
No escape from fumes
Fart in the elevator
Someone
Haiku # 19934, April 29, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Chowderhead
Can I
Haiku # 19933, April 29, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Chowderhead
Haiku # 19932, April 29, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Chowderhead
Monkeys at the zoo
won
Haiku # 19931, April 29, 2002 8:39 am ET
by Chowderhead
bugs in the kitchen,
i squash. not to be evil,
but because i can.
Haiku # 19930, April 29, 2002 4:17 am ET
by lizzle of b'klyn
i think that it's time
for you to find your own wings...
your own name, at least
Haiku # 19929, April 29, 2002 2:23 am ET
by scott to pseudo-scott (you must be really, really bored)
dig
Haiku # 19928, April 29, 2002 2:19 am ET
by scott a psuedo-scott
you've learned to "view source"
that is so damn impressive
one might say "brilliant"
Haiku # 19927, April 29, 2002 2:03 am ET
by scott to pseudo-scott (if one could spell properly)

...doon woory scott lad
mox'l kip yoo compny ey
doeen spring-tem choors

(must be the strokes this
....people suffer from)
Haiku # 19926, April 29, 2002 1:19 am ET
by ronin(couldntevenspeakstraightenglishmayt

........oh yeah, is that so
that beatnik groupie can't sing
......otherwise he's known

...(can't even think, i wager)
Haiku # 19925, April 29, 2002 12:58 am ET
by ronin@idgivehimascoreof8nomoremaybeless

still awake, se
Haiku # 19924, April 29, 2002 12:49 am ET
by ronin@
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yy4me
Haiku # 19923, April 29, 2002 12:36 am ET
by ash...... not quite a haiku

.......playing red alert
version five point six beats
....reading moxie's lines
Haiku # 19922, April 29, 2002 12:36 am ET
by ronin

...yowh deh le hee hooo

(great vocals by the way)
Haiku # 19921, April 29, 2002 12:30 am ET
by ronin@itsjusttheforestladandoheasyonthegrass
Oh yeah it's brilliant
Haiku # 19920, April 28, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by scott
I am ssssooooo brilient
I can do THIS!! I am god!
bow down before me
Haiku # 19919, April 28, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by scott
Haiku # 19918, April 28, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
irish punk with pipes
a little bit of beer mixed
in....perfect evening.
Haiku # 19917, April 28, 2002 5:55 am ET
by k
billy bragg played to-
night, i got drunk with the band
that opened...great blokes!
Haiku # 19916, April 28, 2002 5:41 am ET
by k of hanging out with the until now unknow band "Black 47"
will somebody please
donate to the "give moxie
a big ass gun" fund
Haiku # 19915, April 27, 2002 11:21 pm ET
by ap
lithium dwindles
moxie's on a fuckin' roll
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 19914, April 27, 2002 11:19 pm ET
by ap
webmaster not pleased ?
janis can speak for herself
she may be laughing
Haiku # 19913, April 27, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by ash
I want to haiku
But it is hard with every Fuck
You keep typing here.

Stop picking on each
You all enjoy flame wars here
Except webmaster.
Haiku # 19912, April 27, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by WyldKyss
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