Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
ronin could get a
bulldozer, but seriously
if I can clean my room

you can as well
Haiku # 19974 April 30, 2002 10:25 am ET
by Mox
well, every shit needs
his flies, keep buzzing, we all
know who the lord of

the flies is, and you
sound like buzzing to me
Haiku # 19973 April 30, 2002 10:22 am ET
by Moxie
buy a bowflex, the
money for that gun, I say
would go better in

exercise...

I can kill myself more cheaply if I want anyhow
Haiku # 19972 April 30, 2002 10:20 am ET
by Moxie
Is it a reflection
of what we ourselves are
going through, what is

Haiku # 19971 April 30, 2002 10:18 am ET
by Moxie
Well, Jesus was about
Mercy, and not so much the law
He'd tell me to get the fuck up

and stop being a sinner
and sin no more
and he'd offer the same advice to you

without the "fuck off Moxie" for example
Haiku # 19970 April 30, 2002 10:17 am ET
by Moxie
Is how you treat me
noted by God as well? not
as deep, but a sin as well?
Haiku # 19969 April 30, 2002 10:15 am ET
by Moxie
When you look at the
signs, you see birdhouses and
I told mom I wanted

to hang myself in
the attic, but here I am
alive, and thinking of life

my junk is gone
Haiku # 19968 April 30, 2002 10:15 am ET
by Moxie of Maine
what do you all do
or, if I were gone, did you
write any good poetry

in the first place not
complaining about
or repeating "fuck off scapegoat # 666"

you're too hard on me, so I'm wrong, but you are too
Haiku # 19967 April 30, 2002 10:13 am ET
by Moxie
I have people I
care about and all I've
been doing is obcessing

to some this is funny
and I really have thought of
killing myself over

this website and the people here
Haiku # 19966 April 30, 2002 10:12 am ET
by Moxie
I am sorry, I am
oversensitive and lash
out at anything

thinking I can fight
back and win your friendships by
letting myself get

hit, shot, stabbed, raped...
a witch told me to turn the other cheek
Haiku # 19965 April 30, 2002 10:10 am ET
by Moxie
No, I can choose to
go to hell, as can you, and
the choice is all yours
Haiku # 19964 April 30, 2002 10:09 am ET
by Moxie
Pimp hand not so strong.
Haven
Haiku # 19963 April 30, 2002 9:08 am ET
by Chowderhead
The House that Ruth Built
made of drift wood and tin foil
Nice job there, Ruthie
Haiku # 19962 April 30, 2002 9:07 am ET
by Chowderhead
Talk dirty to me
but not too dirty, and not
in front of the dog
Haiku # 19961 April 30, 2002 9:07 am ET
by Chowderhead
I
Haiku # 19960 April 30, 2002 9:06 am ET
by Chowderhead
Chastened youths slow down
crisis averted again
Lifeguard earns his keep
Haiku # 19959 April 30, 2002 9:06 am ET
by Chowderhead
room's a mess and it's
cold out, I could clean, but then
I think, what's the use?
Haiku # 19958 April 30, 2002 3:36 am ET
by k
au contraire moxie
hell would be full of yourself
pretty much like you
Haiku # 19957 April 29, 2002 10:46 pm ET
by ash
i do enjoy this
though i suspect others don't
what would jesus do?
Haiku # 19956 April 29, 2002 5:34 pm ET
by scott (onward, christian soldier, go save souls and stuff) (y perd
you ignorant slut
i said it once before but
it bears repeating
Haiku # 19955 April 29, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by scott (well, the unholy union of john belushi and the white stripes, actually)
pues, ya entiendo
el r
Haiku # 19954 April 29, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by scott al imposter
this site has two flaws:
non-haiku and forgeries
ap, i'll donate
Haiku # 19953 April 29, 2002 3:32 pm ET
by scott (the first time i've written this: fuck off moxie)
it's a common name
however, it's my handle
again, find your own
Haiku # 19952 April 29, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by scott to the lame-o
of all the world's scotts,
who is the real and who isn't?
I am the real scott.

Haiku # 19951 April 29, 2002 1:56 pm ET
by scott, the one who doesn't whine, check the search function to see who is wasting time on this site scott/moxie :)
Goddess loves ya, babe
blessed be
Haiku # 19950 April 29, 2002 1:54 pm ET
by Moxie
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19949 April 29, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad tarots in store
said you can't think as a one
but as a group, cliques

die as a group too
Haiku # 19948 April 29, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh, Great Coffee You!
Though my jeans may be too tight
I have had two calls.
Haiku # 19947 April 29, 2002 12:46 pm ET
by WyldKyss
writing should not be
so much pompous pressure from
people who laugh at

others suffering
till the bullet, like I've said before...
hits you
Haiku # 19946 April 29, 2002 12:30 pm ET
by Moxie
I'd save my money
Jeremy, my boy, you need
to get your own real

writing career started
Haiku # 19944 April 29, 2002 11:08 am ET
by Moxie
I wonder if fame
is part sale, part pompous
and little talent
Haiku # 19943 April 29, 2002 11:07 am ET
by Moxie
So we congregate
I am full of so much hate
and, so much loud gas
Haiku # 19942 April 29, 2002 11:04 am ET
by Moxie
Now Monday Morning
Not so much fussing I see
This makes me happy

I have my coffee
And logged in on the network
Waiting for the calls.
Haiku # 19941 April 29, 2002 11:02 am ET
by WyldKyss
it's called the rut or
slough of despair, hell is full
of people like you and i
Haiku # 19940 April 29, 2002 11:01 am ET
by Moxie
hey, sometimes hell is
a vacation from thought, self
and self respect, but

I need the practice...
these are bad haikus...
Haiku # 19939 April 29, 2002 10:58 am ET
by Moxie
oh, go eat some food
snippy minds are thoughtless when
hungry and brawling
Haiku # 19938 April 29, 2002 10:56 am ET
by Moxie
Well, the Zentraedi
destroyed Toronto battling
the SDF-1 in

a freak accident
and given the Ontarians
can be real snobs, sometimes
Haiku # 19937 April 29, 2002 10:54 am ET
by Moxie
My wife keeps saying
I never listen to her
Or something like that
Haiku # 19936 April 29, 2002 8:41 am ET
by Chowderead
Iceland not icy,
Greenland not green. Now I get
it: Viking humor.
Haiku # 19935 April 29, 2002 8:41 am ET
by Chowderhead
No escape from fumes
Fart in the elevator
Someone
Haiku # 19934 April 29, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Chowderhead
Can I
Haiku # 19933 April 29, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Chowderhead
Haiku # 19932 April 29, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Chowderhead
Monkeys at the zoo
won
Haiku # 19931 April 29, 2002 8:39 am ET
by Chowderhead
bugs in the kitchen,
i squash. not to be evil,
but because i can.
Haiku # 19930 April 29, 2002 4:17 am ET
by lizzle of b'klyn
i think that it's time
for you to find your own wings...
your own name, at least
Haiku # 19929 April 29, 2002 2:23 am ET
by scott to pseudo-scott (you must be really, really bored)
dig
Haiku # 19928 April 29, 2002 2:19 am ET
by scott a psuedo-scott
you've learned to "view source"
that is so damn impressive
one might say "brilliant"
Haiku # 19927 April 29, 2002 2:03 am ET
by scott to pseudo-scott (if one could spell properly)

...doon woory scott lad
mox'l kip yoo compny ey
doeen spring-tem choors

(must be the strokes this
....people suffer from)
Haiku # 19926 April 29, 2002 1:19 am ET
by ronin(couldntevenspeakstraightenglishmayt

........oh yeah, is that so
that beatnik groupie can't sing
......otherwise he's known

...(can't even think, i wager)
Haiku # 19925 April 29, 2002 12:58 am ET
by ronin@idgivehimascoreof8nomoremaybeless

still awake, se
Haiku # 19924 April 29, 2002 12:49 am ET
by ronin@