Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

some are driven by the
need to tell others to be
like us, playing God
Haiku # 19409, April 1, 2002 10:33 am ET
by Moxie
stick your head up
your ass bung (moxie) Oh! right!
it's already there.
Haiku # 19408, April 1, 2002 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rotten Easter eggs
Boiling up from the crapper
Jesus has risen
Haiku # 19407, March 31, 2002 11:36 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
it is difficult
to fathom just how lame you
are moxie, FUCK OFF!
Haiku # 19406, March 31, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mystery as was
in the days of the past man
is still human, still
Haiku # 19405, March 31, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by Mox
I realized I was
an unwanted child, when I
found out my bath toys...

...were a hair dryer
and an electric toaster
once, a t.v. set.
Haiku # 19404, March 30, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by Celeste Rockafeller
And thats what happens
When you don't hail to the chimp
Oh, please dear God why?
Haiku # 19403, March 30, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by Celeste Rockafeller
She walks to and fro
Shakes her numer two pencil
Always in blind fret

Constantly smiling
Diagnosis, Obsessive-
Compulsive Disord'r

Haiku # 19402, March 30, 2002 8:10 pm ET
by Celeste Rockafeller
It's hard to blink at
tragedy all at once as
it sinks in like silt...
Haiku # 19401, March 30, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by Moxie of all the stuff happening
jesus has risen
the middle east in coma
lives its own nightmare
Haiku # 19400, March 30, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by ash
it had to happen
copy-cat pos(t)ers glom one
of my many "pens"
Haiku # 19399, March 30, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by Boston gal (not so A. Musing just sounds depressed, which I'm not)
Televised bullshit,
Transfixes, stupefies world..
Hypnotizes world.

We move in global
Delusional trance, surreal,
Bloody, skeletons.
Haiku # 19398, March 30, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by A. Musing
come here quite often
but really can't figure why
must be atmosphere
Haiku # 19397, March 30, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by A. Musing (sometimes)
"Do you come here of-
ten?" was mine...I shouted at
the man with glasses
Haiku # 19396, March 30, 2002 2:44 pm ET
by another friend (my sucessful pickup line)
"so, you wanna dance?
i mean with me, later on?
i'm a freak, but nice..."
Haiku # 19395, March 30, 2002 2:34 pm ET
by my (unsucessful) pickup line
poet bares her heart
we are quietly silenced
for a little while
Haiku # 19394, March 30, 2002 1:05 pm ET
by a cloud of witnesses
my brother went zoom
he was only sixteen then
that's all he got to
Haiku # 19391, March 30, 2002 11:27 am ET
by mellie
old mazda bravo
300,000 k's +
goes varoom varoom

when I was a girl
I wrote off a wee vee dub
I hit the bulldust

flew, then hit a tree
hung upside down in seat belt
I was seventeen

Haiku # 19390, March 30, 2002 11:21 am ET
by mellie
love that zoom- zoom kid
he's simply adorable
(tho' a Mazda ad)
Haiku # 19389, March 30, 2002 11:19 am ET
by Siggy ( one I forgot)
why so many trees in
Compton? Because they cannot
afford cars
Haiku # 19388, March 30, 2002 11:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fucking idiots,
the zoom/zoom kid should die in
screaming agony.

hopefully he will
wrapped around a lamp-post..zoom-
zoom blood on sidewalk
Haiku # 19387, March 30, 2002 11:12 am ET
by yeah get a car help to destroy the world you blind moronic fools and then feel 'good' about yourselves for having 'wheels' arrrr
have a Maxima
love the way it goes zoom-zoom
speed and luxury
Haiku # 19386, March 30, 2002 9:58 am ET
by Max, Boston gal and Penelope ( A. Musing) A reformed Catholic et al
Just Spring
flowering under stars
Moon floating in trees
Haiku # 19385, March 30, 2002 6:29 am ET
by k
it gears well at the speed
of 80 miles p hour
and it loves the snow
Haiku # 19384, March 30, 2002 6:29 am ET
by k of i love my subaru imprez outback sport 2000 model
mellie's got a sub
are you driving too fast ap?
mine flies click speed trap
Haiku # 19383, March 30, 2002 2:24 am ET
by mellie, I LOVE my subaru too
grudges are bad things,
so they make good haiku, mox
is toying with us
Haiku # 19382, March 30, 2002 1:25 am ET
by fuck off moxie
new blue subaru
sucks the paint right off the road
scares my wife to death
Haiku # 19381, March 29, 2002 10:56 pm ET
by ap
carry no grudges
let's let haiku be haiku
when it is haiku
Haiku # 19380, March 29, 2002 10:21 pm ET
by ash
I can't change you
but I can change myself and
win or lose or tie
Haiku # 19379, March 29, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Fuck Off Moxie AND Max !
Haiku # 19378, March 29, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think I'm routinely
confused, all the time 24
hours...it's my job...
Haiku # 19377, March 29, 2002 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
please don't be confused
homosexuality?
this Max is female
Haiku # 19376, March 29, 2002 10:51 am ET
by Max
the "gay" thing...truth is
relative to most young Gen X
so, everyone's "disposable"

vote me off the island please...
the biggest lie is there is no truth
the demons of hell came up with that one
Haiku # 19375, March 29, 2002 10:43 am ET
by Mox
most people believe
there's nothing out there because
they're afraid there is One
Haiku # 19374, March 29, 2002 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
hey ap

XXX

love yas... Mox
Haiku # 19373, March 29, 2002 10:37 am ET
by Mox
he got in early
ash's bun's in oven now
mastication hurts
Haiku # 19372, March 29, 2002 8:33 am ET
by mellie
you know what they say
old molars they never die
they just rot away
Haiku # 19371, March 29, 2002 8:32 am ET
by Boston gal
ancient dentition
biting more than i could chew
with these old molars
Haiku # 19370, March 29, 2002 6:51 am ET
by ash
my dentist is cool
he could drill my cavity
then tell me to spit
Haiku # 19369, March 29, 2002 6:19 am ET
by mellie
sucking caramel
a mouth full of gooeyness
a good friday
Haiku # 19368, March 29, 2002 6:16 am ET
by mellie
scott is a freak for
buying a 57
dollar toilet brush

but even weirder
is that he freely adver
tises the whole deal
Haiku # 19367, March 29, 2002 4:30 am ET
by k of a 'brush' with fate?
the easter bilby
lacking commercial contacts
remains endangered
Haiku # 19366, March 29, 2002 4:17 am ET
by ash
no little mellie
a haiku tongue will tickle
your easter bunny
Haiku # 19365, March 29, 2002 2:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie counts at last
easter is miraculous
now work on syntax
Haiku # 19364, March 29, 2002 2:17 am ET
by ash
it was pre-ordained
the world's first auto pilate
x marks the way point
Haiku # 19363, March 29, 2002 2:16 am ET
by ash
hanging about here
just another good friday
same as the others
Haiku # 19362, March 28, 2002 11:51 pm ET
by mellie
yesterday's purchase,
for fifty seven dollars:
a used toilet brush
Haiku # 19361, March 28, 2002 11:27 pm ET
by scott (how's THAT for living your bad haiku!)
hi Mox it's just me
and I'm one not to ignore
especially you
Haiku # 19360, March 28, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by Max
fuck the hell off moxie
Haiku # 19359, March 28, 2002 10:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's later in the
evening and all you have
to do is ignore
Haiku # 19358, March 28, 2002 10:12 pm ET
by Mox