Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

jesus has risen
the middle east in coma
lives its own nightmare
Haiku # 19400, March 30, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by ash
it had to happen
copy-cat pos(t)ers glom one
of my many "pens"
Haiku # 19399, March 30, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by Boston gal (not so A. Musing just sounds depressed, which I'm not)
Televised bullshit,
Transfixes, stupefies world..
Hypnotizes world.

We move in global
Delusional trance, surreal,
Bloody, skeletons.
Haiku # 19398, March 30, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by A. Musing
come here quite often
but really can't figure why
must be atmosphere
Haiku # 19397, March 30, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by A. Musing (sometimes)
"Do you come here of-
ten?" was mine...I shouted at
the man with glasses
Haiku # 19396, March 30, 2002 2:44 pm ET
by another friend (my sucessful pickup line)
"so, you wanna dance?
i mean with me, later on?
i'm a freak, but nice..."
Haiku # 19395, March 30, 2002 2:34 pm ET
by my (unsucessful) pickup line
poet bares her heart
we are quietly silenced
for a little while
Haiku # 19394, March 30, 2002 1:05 pm ET
by a cloud of witnesses
my brother went zoom
he was only sixteen then
that's all he got to
Haiku # 19391, March 30, 2002 11:27 am ET
by mellie
old mazda bravo
300,000 k's +
goes varoom varoom

when I was a girl
I wrote off a wee vee dub
I hit the bulldust

flew, then hit a tree
hung upside down in seat belt
I was seventeen

Haiku # 19390, March 30, 2002 11:21 am ET
by mellie
love that zoom- zoom kid
he's simply adorable
(tho' a Mazda ad)
Haiku # 19389, March 30, 2002 11:19 am ET
by Siggy ( one I forgot)
why so many trees in
Compton? Because they cannot
afford cars
Haiku # 19388, March 30, 2002 11:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fucking idiots,
the zoom/zoom kid should die in
screaming agony.

hopefully he will
wrapped around a lamp-post..zoom-
zoom blood on sidewalk
Haiku # 19387, March 30, 2002 11:12 am ET
by yeah get a car help to destroy the world you blind moronic fools and then feel 'good' about yourselves for having 'wheels' arrrr
have a Maxima
love the way it goes zoom-zoom
speed and luxury
Haiku # 19386, March 30, 2002 9:58 am ET
by Max, Boston gal and Penelope ( A. Musing) A reformed Catholic et al
Just Spring
flowering under stars
Moon floating in trees
Haiku # 19385, March 30, 2002 6:29 am ET
by k
it gears well at the speed
of 80 miles p hour
and it loves the snow
Haiku # 19384, March 30, 2002 6:29 am ET
by k of i love my subaru imprez outback sport 2000 model
mellie's got a sub
are you driving too fast ap?
mine flies click speed trap
Haiku # 19383, March 30, 2002 2:24 am ET
by mellie, I LOVE my subaru too
grudges are bad things,
so they make good haiku, mox
is toying with us
Haiku # 19382, March 30, 2002 1:25 am ET
by fuck off moxie
new blue subaru
sucks the paint right off the road
scares my wife to death
Haiku # 19381, March 29, 2002 10:56 pm ET
by ap
carry no grudges
let's let haiku be haiku
when it is haiku
Haiku # 19380, March 29, 2002 10:21 pm ET
by ash
I can't change you
but I can change myself and
win or lose or tie
Haiku # 19379, March 29, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Fuck Off Moxie AND Max !
Haiku # 19378, March 29, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think I'm routinely
confused, all the time 24
hours...it's my job...
Haiku # 19377, March 29, 2002 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
please don't be confused
homosexuality?
this Max is female
Haiku # 19376, March 29, 2002 10:51 am ET
by Max
the "gay" thing...truth is
relative to most young Gen X
so, everyone's "disposable"

vote me off the island please...
the biggest lie is there is no truth
the demons of hell came up with that one
Haiku # 19375, March 29, 2002 10:43 am ET
by Mox
most people believe
there's nothing out there because
they're afraid there is One
Haiku # 19374, March 29, 2002 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
hey ap

XXX

love yas... Mox
Haiku # 19373, March 29, 2002 10:37 am ET
by Mox
he got in early
ash's bun's in oven now
mastication hurts
Haiku # 19372, March 29, 2002 8:33 am ET
by mellie
you know what they say
old molars they never die
they just rot away
Haiku # 19371, March 29, 2002 8:32 am ET
by Boston gal
ancient dentition
biting more than i could chew
with these old molars
Haiku # 19370, March 29, 2002 6:51 am ET
by ash
my dentist is cool
he could drill my cavity
then tell me to spit
Haiku # 19369, March 29, 2002 6:19 am ET
by mellie
sucking caramel
a mouth full of gooeyness
a good friday
Haiku # 19368, March 29, 2002 6:16 am ET
by mellie
scott is a freak for
buying a 57
dollar toilet brush

but even weirder
is that he freely adver
tises the whole deal
Haiku # 19367, March 29, 2002 4:30 am ET
by k of a 'brush' with fate?
the easter bilby
lacking commercial contacts
remains endangered
Haiku # 19366, March 29, 2002 4:17 am ET
by ash
no little mellie
a haiku tongue will tickle
your easter bunny
Haiku # 19365, March 29, 2002 2:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie counts at last
easter is miraculous
now work on syntax
Haiku # 19364, March 29, 2002 2:17 am ET
by ash
it was pre-ordained
the world's first auto pilate
x marks the way point
Haiku # 19363, March 29, 2002 2:16 am ET
by ash
hanging about here
just another good friday
same as the others
Haiku # 19362, March 28, 2002 11:51 pm ET
by mellie
yesterday's purchase,
for fifty seven dollars:
a used toilet brush
Haiku # 19361, March 28, 2002 11:27 pm ET
by scott (how's THAT for living your bad haiku!)
hi Mox it's just me
and I'm one not to ignore
especially you
Haiku # 19360, March 28, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by Max
fuck the hell off moxie
Haiku # 19359, March 28, 2002 10:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's later in the
evening and all you have
to do is ignore
Haiku # 19358, March 28, 2002 10:12 pm ET
by Mox
I'm Christian, so
i HAVE to turn the other
cheek resist, evil...

as dumb as that seems
mocking, wondering why and
to where have you been?
Haiku # 19357, March 28, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Mox
Classical structure
A frame that will hold and won't
puncture. Fractured.
Haiku # 19356, March 28, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
fuck off mox
Haiku # 19355, March 28, 2002 5:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well, I was just to
fundamentalist webby
I guess we're all bad
Haiku # 19354, March 28, 2002 5:51 pm ET
by Moxie
highband's just jealous
I love you Mox, yes I do
(when you're being nice)
Haiku # 19353, March 28, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Max
butt!!! you didn't have to
be so glaring! yes? it sticks
out covered or not on us all
Haiku # 19352, March 28, 2002 5:28 pm ET
by Moxie
I tend to prefer
jeans, and listen to other
people way too much
Haiku # 19351, March 28, 2002 5:26 pm ET
by Moxie
moxie and his freinds
out shopping for jeans, guess which
one is the moxter

http://www.lee.be/commercial/start.html
Haiku # 19350, March 28, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by highband
sweet tiramisu
dollops from me just for you
Mox can be so sweet
Haiku # 19349, March 28, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by Max