Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

sucking caramel
a mouth full of gooeyness
a good friday
Haiku # 19368, March 29, 2002 6:16 am ET
by mellie
scott is a freak for
buying a 57
dollar toilet brush

but even weirder
is that he freely adver
tises the whole deal
Haiku # 19367, March 29, 2002 4:30 am ET
by k of a 'brush' with fate?
the easter bilby
lacking commercial contacts
remains endangered
Haiku # 19366, March 29, 2002 4:17 am ET
by ash
no little mellie
a haiku tongue will tickle
your easter bunny
Haiku # 19365, March 29, 2002 2:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie counts at last
easter is miraculous
now work on syntax
Haiku # 19364, March 29, 2002 2:17 am ET
by ash
it was pre-ordained
the world's first auto pilate
x marks the way point
Haiku # 19363, March 29, 2002 2:16 am ET
by ash
hanging about here
just another good friday
same as the others
Haiku # 19362, March 28, 2002 11:51 pm ET
by mellie
yesterday's purchase,
for fifty seven dollars:
a used toilet brush
Haiku # 19361, March 28, 2002 11:27 pm ET
by scott (how's THAT for living your bad haiku!)
hi Mox it's just me
and I'm one not to ignore
especially you
Haiku # 19360, March 28, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by Max
fuck the hell off moxie
Haiku # 19359, March 28, 2002 10:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's later in the
evening and all you have
to do is ignore
Haiku # 19358, March 28, 2002 10:12 pm ET
by Mox
I'm Christian, so
i HAVE to turn the other
cheek resist, evil...

as dumb as that seems
mocking, wondering why and
to where have you been?
Haiku # 19357, March 28, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Mox
Classical structure
A frame that will hold and won't
puncture. Fractured.
Haiku # 19356, March 28, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
fuck off mox
Haiku # 19355, March 28, 2002 5:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well, I was just to
fundamentalist webby
I guess we're all bad
Haiku # 19354, March 28, 2002 5:51 pm ET
by Moxie
highband's just jealous
I love you Mox, yes I do
(when you're being nice)
Haiku # 19353, March 28, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Max
butt!!! you didn't have to
be so glaring! yes? it sticks
out covered or not on us all
Haiku # 19352, March 28, 2002 5:28 pm ET
by Moxie
I tend to prefer
jeans, and listen to other
people way too much
Haiku # 19351, March 28, 2002 5:26 pm ET
by Moxie
moxie and his freinds
out shopping for jeans, guess which
one is the moxter

http://www.lee.be/commercial/start.html
Haiku # 19350, March 28, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by highband
sweet tiramisu
dollops from me just for you
Mox can be so sweet
Haiku # 19349, March 28, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by Max
all of life can be
a fight, it's hard but when that
is realized, all's cool
Haiku # 19348, March 28, 2002 10:31 am ET
by Mox
well, Scorpio, change
comes very hard, painfully
and with much coffee
Haiku # 19347, March 28, 2002 10:28 am ET
by Moxie
individual
as seventeen syllables
can possibly be
Haiku # 19346, March 28, 2002 9:00 am ET
by ash
haiku is haiku
but i'm not sure that's moxie
because it's haiku
Haiku # 19345, March 28, 2002 8:59 am ET
by ash
i now a p likes
bananas, is bananas?
fuck right offfffff moxie
Haiku # 19344, March 28, 2002 4:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
k needs a lap dance
worst part is the bad perfume
i now she wants it
Haiku # 19343, March 27, 2002 10:13 pm ET
by ap
crater in my tooth
making me irritable
i hate the dentist
Haiku # 19342, March 27, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by ash
Moon over the beach
1000 fuck offs could not
take the beauty out
Haiku # 19341, March 27, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Moxie
sour cream egg noodle
bubble in pot like mint tea
yummy stroganoff
Haiku # 19340, March 27, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by Doug's buddy of Victoria BC
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19339, March 27, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
suicide bombers
killing people they think they
know, Allah forbid!
Haiku # 19338, March 27, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by Moxie
Just a sideshot worse
than being in the grave is
to still be with her.

(O, my little miss Piggy, thou art a fool,
aren't you, you silly pig shit thou.

But, hold now, let us be reasonable.)
Haiku # 19337, March 27, 2002 1:34 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Pomponettes are my
favorite form of rissole
sweet or savoury
Haiku # 19336, March 27, 2002 1:27 pm ET
by Idaho trailer-trash
sorry the keyboard
jerked out of my hands as i
typed that haiku
Haiku # 19335, March 27, 2002 1:20 pm ET
by Idaho trailer-trash
She speared the gherkin
With her teeth then savored
The salty piquancy
Haiku # 19334, March 27, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by Idaho trailer-trash
She speared the gherkin
With her teeth then savored
The salty piquancy
Haiku # 19333, March 27, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by Idaho trailer-trash
In bad haiku, it
Is always better to play
Safe and be nasty.

Fuck you moxie
Haiku # 19332, March 27, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
undisclosed fruit drink.
kills future welfare taker.
no one cheers, or cares.
Haiku # 19331, March 27, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by Mox
i claim another
prize for first usage of a
word; it is rissole
Haiku # 19330, March 27, 2002 7:12 am ET
by realnutter of london
thanks ap for all the
information, tonight I
went to a strip club
Haiku # 19329, March 27, 2002 5:27 am ET
by k of pub quizes can quickly go downhill....free passes to Larry Flint's Hustler Club....hmmmmm
do you like mind games
i want to play
with the stolen connect four game
Haiku # 19328, March 27, 2002 1:26 am ET
by Doug of Victoria
cute little iguana under heat lamp
sneezed
out flew salty mucus
Haiku # 19327, March 27, 2002 1:23 am ET
by Doug of Victoria
i take a shower
it's my soap and it's my dick
i wash really fast
Haiku # 19326, March 26, 2002 9:49 pm ET
by ap - ok. so my wrist hurts too
let's just nuke them all,
then we can mutate in peace,
as god intended.
Haiku # 19325, March 26, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by Tennessee yawl
This Flaubertian
Anticipation of
Haiku # 19324, March 26, 2002 8:57 pm ET
by Idaho trailer-trash
Well an underground
Nuke, wouldn
Haiku # 19323, March 26, 2002 8:49 pm ET
by Crazy fucking W jr. Is certainly capable of it
Afghani
Haiku # 19322, March 26, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by ya right! of course!
my wrist really, really hurts too :(
Haiku # 19321, March 26, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by ap
my fuckin' knee hurts
but my cock works real good
and i don't get it
Haiku # 19320, March 26, 2002 7:15 pm ET
by ap - worked one harder than the other
i've made you my 401k
beneficiary
we are married now (j/k!!)
Haiku # 19319, March 26, 2002 5:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet