i claim another
prize for first usage of a
word; it is rissole

thanks ap for all the
information, tonight I
went to a strip club

do you like mind games
i want to play
with the stolen connect four game

cute little iguana under heat lamp
sneezed
out flew salty mucus

i take a shower
it's my soap and it's my dick
i wash really fast

let's just nuke them all,
then we can mutate in peace,
as god intended.

This Flaubertian
Anticipation of

Well an underground
Nuke, wouldn

Afghani

my wrist really, really hurts too :(

my fuckin' knee hurts
but my cock works real good
and i don't get it

i've made you my 401k
beneficiary
we are married now (j/k!!)

special just for Gwen
get two for the price of one
Wonder Bras for you

what we're saying is
plan your own undertaking
don't forget to smile

Undertakers with
troubled lives, joining the Plan,
seizures....bad tofu

six feet under rocks
filled with fun and metaphors
I love H B O

kery's report report read:
first he bled into his head
and then he was dead

this secret garden
even with soil so untilled
bears hidden blossoms

don't know who to call
called myself for some advice
...the line was busy

enticing three-some
sensual pleasures embrace
Ben, Jerry, and me

tides of time and love
pull against the shores of self
changing every dream

clouds against the moon
dancing shadows slipping through
memories of trees

all work and no play
results in dull existence
not really worth it

i is vietnamese
i rite japanese haiku
in lousee english

modern enterprise
i would love a holiday
but i need to eat

x-files..scully and
muldar find underwear is
alien lifeform

Dear Gwyneth Paltrow
you should have made appointment
with me or seamstress

when we get so close
sweet interferometer
you've got my measure

hmmm, I am on a
anti-moxie jag lately,
....all's well that ends well....

Easter-time again,
moxie hides his own eggs, but
then....can't find them

without just one nest
a bird can call the world home
life is your career

necks are nipped and tucked
a little around the eyes
let's see how they look

Cut loose and think clear
vagabonds don't need them.
Those innate creatures.

intrigue and romance
generally comes at a price
over eight bucks now

cerulean ether
ready for a get-away
anesthetize me...please

on long fluted necks
petals powdered with pollen
white blossoms unfold

her hand trembling
avoiding the crusted blood
she touches his face

sabbatical time
for the ornery Quaker
who's feeling his oats

plastic wrapped porches
whipped by winds of poverty
wait for winter's death

bypass metaphor!
leap out of the sordid world!
live your bad haiku!

moxie, you little ego
squeal swirling around
a make-believe name

new age credo, I
believe in it, so it must
therefore be true

moxie credo, if
I poop on it, it smells like
me, God! the world stinks

Parachute without
strings, a chocolate teapot,
a moxie haiku

in a race second
place is just the first loser,
who won human race?

In a race, second
place is just the first loser,
who won haiku race?

guy comes into a
bar....orders a drink...shouts..ALL
LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES

guy down at end of
bar says, Hey! I resent that!
first guy sez, Why? are

You a Lawyer? second
guy sez No but I'm an asshole!!!
yuk yuk yuk

fine, i'm an asshole -
but now that's out of the way,
the "more..." link's busted

driving home from work,
beautiful sunset, cows on
a hill against the

sunset, until a
bull climbs onto another
cow, and goes for it

i'm dressed as a clown
i'm holding a human head
i'm watching tv

thank goodness haiku
keeps me sane in times of stress
wish work were as fun