Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

thank goodness haiku
keeps me sane in times of stress
wish work were as fun
Haiku # 19281, March 22, 2002 9:58 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton
the thesis is due
in seventeen or so days
after that, long sleep
Haiku # 19280, March 22, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton
Scott the meddler .. err
mentor... works for me even
though I am not ash
Haiku # 19279, March 22, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by BrainFart- http://www.thefulldeck.com/
looming but unseen
Scott is in his sewing room
shuttles back and forth
Haiku # 19278, March 22, 2002 5:38 pm ET
by Boston gal
i've been wool-gath'ring
long enough to spin a yarn
think i'm fleecing them
Haiku # 19277, March 22, 2002 5:30 pm ET
by scott (jump right in)
when fabricating
make sure it's the finest wool
pulled over the eyes
Haiku # 19276, March 22, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by A. Musing (sorry couldn't resist)
my project today:
fabricate my old timesheets
think i'll use whole cloth
Haiku # 19275, March 22, 2002 4:51 pm ET
by scott
of course t'was just I
havin' a bit of a laugh
freezing my arse here
Haiku # 19274, March 22, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Boston gal (not Kayla's sis at all...)
spring is in the air
squirrels do it in the trees
tho' nineteen degrees
Haiku # 19273, March 22, 2002 8:47 am ET
by Kayla's lil sister
so who is this guy?
the royalist who hates queens
an ex-new yorker?
Haiku # 19272, March 22, 2002 4:26 am ET
by scott
congratulations,
ash, on your haiku headline
(although the link's dead)
Haiku # 19271, March 22, 2002 4:24 am ET
by scott (sorry folks for that bad link - not the one i was talking about)
congratulations,
ash, on your haiku headline
(although the link's dead)
Haiku # 19270, March 22, 2002 4:23 am ET
by scott (i'm 2 for 3)
talking of sport sport
bulls roaring at the gabba
how's ya finger stu?
Haiku # 19269, March 21, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by mellie
deep thought of the day
can't wait for spring vacation
diving in the Turks
Haiku # 19268, March 21, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by just three weeks to go!
March madness marches
On, OregOn in the lead...
nerds can like spOrts tOO....

Haiku # 19267, March 21, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by k of not a big sports fan...but rOOting for OregOn anyway
all this March madness
college basketball ennui
when will it be gone?
Haiku # 19266, March 21, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by Boston gal
when i was thirty
seems like only yesterday
thanks to dementia
Haiku # 19265, March 21, 2002 7:27 pm ET
by ash
please don't be kayla...
oh, my day has been brightened
i plead entrapment
Haiku # 19264, March 21, 2002 7:23 pm ET
by scott (you're all my witnesses)
thoughts do not exist
there are only sensations
- deep thought of the day
Haiku # 19263, March 21, 2002 7:06 pm ET
by scott, ouch indeed...
scott is thirty, eh?
here I was flirting away
thought he was younger
Haiku # 19262, March 21, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by ouch
botryoidal rot
without chemicals you've got
very decent red
Haiku # 19261, March 21, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by Bacchae
cold, sweet, chemical
prickling bubbles on my tongue
tell me I'm alive
Haiku # 19260, March 21, 2002 5:21 pm ET
by scott (in 2D, once again)
spring is here again.
a young man's thoughts turn to

Haiku # 19259, March 21, 2002 5:15 pm ET
by scott
wouldn't you just love
to know what i told my friends
the next day? you bitch.
Haiku # 19258, March 21, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
i would love to write
in praise of roadside flowers
but they make me sneeze
Haiku # 19257, March 21, 2002 4:53 pm ET
by scott
a "bad man" weighs in...
janis, erase the address?
kayla, don't post it
Haiku # 19256, March 21, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by scott (and I did like your haiku)
fuhgeddaboudit
Haiku # 19255, March 21, 2002 4:17 pm ET
by Boston gal
.html
Haiku # 19254, March 21, 2002 4:10 pm ET
by whoops
http://ae.boston.com/haiku/new_haiku
Haiku # 19253, March 21, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by Boston gal
once upon a time
author at boston dot com
rambled on and on
Haiku # 19252, March 21, 2002 2:27 pm ET
by A. Musing
The cusp of danger
It must be where you exist
If indeed you do
Haiku # 19251, March 20, 2002 10:44 pm ET
by Janis
if you are yourself
disregard my squalid jibes
keep up the good work
Haiku # 19250, March 20, 2002 9:51 pm ET
by ash
kayla i wonder
federal lolita bait
or maybe moxie
Haiku # 19249, March 20, 2002 9:49 pm ET
by ash
I liked your haiku
kayla, but stay away from
the bad men....ie....

moxie...ronin....bung.....scot.....ap.....paver.....and many, many more
Haiku # 19248, March 20, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
someone street-proof that
child, or at least bad-haiku
proof her! no addresses honey.
Haiku # 19247, March 20, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
but some of us have
TOO comfy dial-ups...some jet
chair ASDL
Haiku # 19246, March 20, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
our universe is
an internet connection
and the comfy chair
Haiku # 19245, March 20, 2002 8:49 pm ET
by ash
tropical greyness
dripping blanket floats above
the water pours down
Haiku # 19244, March 20, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by ash
take away the world
but don't cut my connection
happy e-limbo
Haiku # 19243, March 20, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by ash
fuck you moxie
Haiku # 19242, March 20, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mother fucking bitch give me my fucking cigarette
Haiku # 19241, March 20, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by the cusing ghost
sweet smells fill the air
flowers bloom everywhere
babes born here and there
Haiku # 19240, March 20, 2002 5:01 pm ET
by Kayla Rhine age: 12 in a half
glass balls and glowing lights
dead tree in living room
killed to honor birth
Haiku # 19239, March 20, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by Kayla Rhine age: 12 in a half
The flap of a bat,
drip drip of monsoon waters
Ancient image stares
Haiku # 19238, March 20, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by kayla rhine of willow hill p.o. box 182 17271 P.A.
want some bad haiku
read Boss Cupid by Thom Gunn
re: Jeffrey Dhamer
Haiku # 19237, March 20, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by the man with the night sweats
mellie, all hair should
be public, even the hair down
under, let it grow
Haiku # 19236, March 20, 2002 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
chemical syntax
unaccounted synapse lapse
confusing perhaps
Haiku # 19235, March 20, 2002 8:43 am ET
by ash
todays flowers are on the top of my head
i will water them by orange juice
ironic from the window
Haiku # 19234, March 20, 2002 7:59 am ET
by drugys of there
mellie's armpits bare
how come we have pubic hair?
freshly mown down there
Haiku # 19233, March 20, 2002 1:55 am ET
by mellie
my smelly armpits
serenade summer's decline
not unlike my own
Haiku # 19232, March 20, 2002 1:49 am ET
by ash
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