Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

the thesis is due
in seventeen or so days
after that, long sleep
Haiku # 19280, March 22, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton
Scott the meddler .. err
mentor... works for me even
though I am not ash
Haiku # 19279, March 22, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by BrainFart- http://www.thefulldeck.com/
looming but unseen
Scott is in his sewing room
shuttles back and forth
Haiku # 19278, March 22, 2002 5:38 pm ET
by Boston gal
i've been wool-gath'ring
long enough to spin a yarn
think i'm fleecing them
Haiku # 19277, March 22, 2002 5:30 pm ET
by scott (jump right in)
when fabricating
make sure it's the finest wool
pulled over the eyes
Haiku # 19276, March 22, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by A. Musing (sorry couldn't resist)
my project today:
fabricate my old timesheets
think i'll use whole cloth
Haiku # 19275, March 22, 2002 4:51 pm ET
by scott
of course t'was just I
havin' a bit of a laugh
freezing my arse here
Haiku # 19274, March 22, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Boston gal (not Kayla's sis at all...)
spring is in the air
squirrels do it in the trees
tho' nineteen degrees
Haiku # 19273, March 22, 2002 8:47 am ET
by Kayla's lil sister
so who is this guy?
the royalist who hates queens
an ex-new yorker?
Haiku # 19272, March 22, 2002 4:26 am ET
by scott
congratulations,
ash, on your haiku headline
(although the link's dead)
Haiku # 19271, March 22, 2002 4:24 am ET
by scott (sorry folks for that bad link - not the one i was talking about)
congratulations,
ash, on your haiku headline
(although the link's dead)
Haiku # 19270, March 22, 2002 4:23 am ET
by scott (i'm 2 for 3)
talking of sport sport
bulls roaring at the gabba
how's ya finger stu?
Haiku # 19269, March 21, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by mellie
deep thought of the day
can't wait for spring vacation
diving in the Turks
Haiku # 19268, March 21, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by just three weeks to go!
March madness marches
On, OregOn in the lead...
nerds can like spOrts tOO....

Haiku # 19267, March 21, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by k of not a big sports fan...but rOOting for OregOn anyway
all this March madness
college basketball ennui
when will it be gone?
Haiku # 19266, March 21, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by Boston gal
when i was thirty
seems like only yesterday
thanks to dementia
Haiku # 19265, March 21, 2002 7:27 pm ET
by ash
please don't be kayla...
oh, my day has been brightened
i plead entrapment
Haiku # 19264, March 21, 2002 7:23 pm ET
by scott (you're all my witnesses)
thoughts do not exist
there are only sensations
- deep thought of the day
Haiku # 19263, March 21, 2002 7:06 pm ET
by scott, ouch indeed...
scott is thirty, eh?
here I was flirting away
thought he was younger
Haiku # 19262, March 21, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by ouch
botryoidal rot
without chemicals you've got
very decent red
Haiku # 19261, March 21, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by Bacchae
cold, sweet, chemical
prickling bubbles on my tongue
tell me I'm alive
Haiku # 19260, March 21, 2002 5:21 pm ET
by scott (in 2D, once again)
spring is here again.
a young man's thoughts turn to

Haiku # 19259, March 21, 2002 5:15 pm ET
by scott
wouldn't you just love
to know what i told my friends
the next day? you bitch.
Haiku # 19258, March 21, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
i would love to write
in praise of roadside flowers
but they make me sneeze
Haiku # 19257, March 21, 2002 4:53 pm ET
by scott
a "bad man" weighs in...
janis, erase the address?
kayla, don't post it
Haiku # 19256, March 21, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by scott (and I did like your haiku)
fuhgeddaboudit
Haiku # 19255, March 21, 2002 4:17 pm ET
by Boston gal
.html
Haiku # 19254, March 21, 2002 4:10 pm ET
by whoops
http://ae.boston.com/haiku/new_haiku
Haiku # 19253, March 21, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by Boston gal
once upon a time
author at boston dot com
rambled on and on
Haiku # 19252, March 21, 2002 2:27 pm ET
by A. Musing
The cusp of danger
It must be where you exist
If indeed you do
Haiku # 19251, March 20, 2002 10:44 pm ET
by Janis
if you are yourself
disregard my squalid jibes
keep up the good work
Haiku # 19250, March 20, 2002 9:51 pm ET
by ash
kayla i wonder
federal lolita bait
or maybe moxie
Haiku # 19249, March 20, 2002 9:49 pm ET
by ash
I liked your haiku
kayla, but stay away from
the bad men....ie....

moxie...ronin....bung.....scot.....ap.....paver.....and many, many more
Haiku # 19248, March 20, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
someone street-proof that
child, or at least bad-haiku
proof her! no addresses honey.
Haiku # 19247, March 20, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
but some of us have
TOO comfy dial-ups...some jet
chair ASDL
Haiku # 19246, March 20, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
our universe is
an internet connection
and the comfy chair
Haiku # 19245, March 20, 2002 8:49 pm ET
by ash
tropical greyness
dripping blanket floats above
the water pours down
Haiku # 19244, March 20, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by ash
take away the world
but don't cut my connection
happy e-limbo
Haiku # 19243, March 20, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by ash
fuck you moxie
Haiku # 19242, March 20, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mother fucking bitch give me my fucking cigarette
Haiku # 19241, March 20, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by the cusing ghost
sweet smells fill the air
flowers bloom everywhere
babes born here and there
Haiku # 19240, March 20, 2002 5:01 pm ET
by Kayla Rhine age: 12 in a half
glass balls and glowing lights
dead tree in living room
killed to honor birth
Haiku # 19239, March 20, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by Kayla Rhine age: 12 in a half
The flap of a bat,
drip drip of monsoon waters
Ancient image stares
Haiku # 19238, March 20, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by kayla rhine of willow hill p.o. box 182 17271 P.A.
want some bad haiku
read Boss Cupid by Thom Gunn
re: Jeffrey Dhamer
Haiku # 19237, March 20, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by the man with the night sweats
mellie, all hair should
be public, even the hair down
under, let it grow
Haiku # 19236, March 20, 2002 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
chemical syntax
unaccounted synapse lapse
confusing perhaps
Haiku # 19235, March 20, 2002 8:43 am ET
by ash
todays flowers are on the top of my head
i will water them by orange juice
ironic from the window
Haiku # 19234, March 20, 2002 7:59 am ET
by drugys of there
mellie's armpits bare
how come we have pubic hair?
freshly mown down there
Haiku # 19233, March 20, 2002 1:55 am ET
by mellie
my smelly armpits
serenade summer's decline
not unlike my own
Haiku # 19232, March 20, 2002 1:49 am ET
by ash
fly me to the moon
let me play among the sprouts
jupiter and mars
Haiku # 19231, March 19, 2002 8:34 pm ET
by mellie
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