Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

The cusp of danger
It must be where you exist
If indeed you do
Haiku # 19251, March 20, 2002 10:44 pm ET
by Janis
if you are yourself
disregard my squalid jibes
keep up the good work
Haiku # 19250, March 20, 2002 9:51 pm ET
by ash
kayla i wonder
federal lolita bait
or maybe moxie
Haiku # 19249, March 20, 2002 9:49 pm ET
by ash
I liked your haiku
kayla, but stay away from
the bad men....ie....

moxie...ronin....bung.....scot.....ap.....paver.....and many, many more
Haiku # 19248, March 20, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
someone street-proof that
child, or at least bad-haiku
proof her! no addresses honey.
Haiku # 19247, March 20, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
but some of us have
TOO comfy dial-ups...some jet
chair ASDL
Haiku # 19246, March 20, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
our universe is
an internet connection
and the comfy chair
Haiku # 19245, March 20, 2002 8:49 pm ET
by ash
tropical greyness
dripping blanket floats above
the water pours down
Haiku # 19244, March 20, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by ash
take away the world
but don't cut my connection
happy e-limbo
Haiku # 19243, March 20, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by ash
fuck you moxie
Haiku # 19242, March 20, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mother fucking bitch give me my fucking cigarette
Haiku # 19241, March 20, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by the cusing ghost
sweet smells fill the air
flowers bloom everywhere
babes born here and there
Haiku # 19240, March 20, 2002 5:01 pm ET
by Kayla Rhine age: 12 in a half
glass balls and glowing lights
dead tree in living room
killed to honor birth
Haiku # 19239, March 20, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by Kayla Rhine age: 12 in a half
The flap of a bat,
drip drip of monsoon waters
Ancient image stares
Haiku # 19238, March 20, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by kayla rhine of willow hill p.o. box 182 17271 P.A.
want some bad haiku
read Boss Cupid by Thom Gunn
re: Jeffrey Dhamer
Haiku # 19237, March 20, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by the man with the night sweats
mellie, all hair should
be public, even the hair down
under, let it grow
Haiku # 19236, March 20, 2002 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
chemical syntax
unaccounted synapse lapse
confusing perhaps
Haiku # 19235, March 20, 2002 8:43 am ET
by ash
todays flowers are on the top of my head
i will water them by orange juice
ironic from the window
Haiku # 19234, March 20, 2002 7:59 am ET
by drugys of there
mellie's armpits bare
how come we have pubic hair?
freshly mown down there
Haiku # 19233, March 20, 2002 1:55 am ET
by mellie
my smelly armpits
serenade summer's decline
not unlike my own
Haiku # 19232, March 20, 2002 1:49 am ET
by ash
fly me to the moon
let me play among the sprouts
jupiter and mars
Haiku # 19231, March 19, 2002 8:34 pm ET
by mellie
THOSE! Lazy-Hazy
-Crazy days of Solar-Maximus
pass the sunblock 4000
Haiku # 19230, March 19, 2002 1:24 pm ET
by http://umbra.nascom.nasa.gov/images/latest_sxt.gif
eating beansprouts, is
just like going down on an
alien, believe me ... I know
Haiku # 19229, March 19, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by moxie
love grows where my
rosemary goes la-la-la
de-de-de-dum-dum
Haiku # 19228, March 19, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
go ahead marry
many times as you want to
just don't fall in love
Haiku # 19227, March 19, 2002 9:25 am ET
by skeptic sue
fall in love often
betroth yourselfs seldom
but never marry

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Haiku # 19226, March 19, 2002 5:13 am ET
by swish of so my granpa said
Grandpa had a shillelagh
Haiku # 19225, March 18, 2002 10:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
he said to me..."sonny,
every now and then a man
should get his stick wet...
Haiku # 19224, March 18, 2002 10:33 pm ET
by My Irish Grampa
arrrgh.....FUCK ta' wife!!!!
Haiku # 19223, March 18, 2002 10:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ugggh fuck coke-sucking st pats' day
Haiku # 19222, March 18, 2002 12:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
saint patrick drove out
all the snakes from ireland
was this a good thing?

what of the rodents?
you'd think this would cause famine
less enlightened times
Haiku # 19221, March 17, 2002 3:48 pm ET
by scott (i hesitate to post this after such really good haiku...but this is bad haiku after all)
misted ancient land
ivy stoned craggy island
blue green solitude
Haiku # 19220, March 17, 2002 2:12 pm ET
by Colleen
table for one please
but leave some hot tea for two
my thoughts and I sit
Haiku # 19219, March 17, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by somebody's mother
by the tidal sun
and the tide pools of the moon
dreams grow thick as weeds
Haiku # 19218, March 17, 2002 1:54 pm ET
by Siggy
grandiloquently
art as therapy captivates
elegant lavage
Haiku # 19217, March 17, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by Siggy
hands of well water
raised to lips made dry by day
refreshes the soul
Haiku # 19216, March 17, 2002 1:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
lone piper playing
thistled highlands shorn bare
moors the memory
Haiku # 19215, March 17, 2002 1:43 pm ET
by Scotti
Haiku # 19214, March 17, 2002 1:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Scots have their whiskey
but the Irish have Paddy
who's second to none
Haiku # 19213, March 16, 2002 7:47 pm ET
by Braelyn
Guinness poured just right
Gaelic words rhythmically sung
don't forget your green
Haiku # 19212, March 16, 2002 7:31 pm ET
by Braelyn
Dickless Dirk Douche Bag
Hapless Potato Governor
Scared of His Shadow
Haiku # 19211, March 16, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by Idagal
in room jacuzzi,
presidential suite...why not?
santa cruz was fun
Haiku # 19210, March 16, 2002 7:43 am ET
by k
well, jim...if you're here
you're here...if you're not, you're not
surf away young lad!
Haiku # 19209, March 16, 2002 7:34 am ET
by k_against_jim
santa cruz has lots
of big waves, nice jacuzzis
good walks on the beach
Haiku # 19208, March 16, 2002 7:31 am ET
by k
"what's the big deal?" I'll
tell you what, ain't no big deal
to waste all this time.....
Haiku # 19207, March 15, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by jim c.
one armed, one eyed jack
no dealer needed at all
don't bust the sperm bank
Haiku # 19206, March 15, 2002 8:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Po...okay, scott (hey, we got poems about poo up here, what's the big deal?)
lackadaisical
Friday afternoon at work
perfect adjective
Haiku # 19205, March 15, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by Boston gal
one armed jack is good
can grab money handily
no dealer needed
Haiku # 19204, March 15, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by A. Musing
A hot craps table
Is better than a good poo
Roll seven shooter.
Haiku # 19203, March 15, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
serendipity
has a five syllable count
how perfect is that?
Haiku # 19202, March 15, 2002 2:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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