sweet smells fill the air
flowers bloom everywhere
babes born here and there

glass balls and glowing lights
dead tree in living room
killed to honor birth

The flap of a bat,
drip drip of monsoon waters
Ancient image stares

want some bad haiku
read Boss Cupid by Thom Gunn
re: Jeffrey Dhamer

mellie, all hair should
be public, even the hair down
under, let it grow

chemical syntax
unaccounted synapse lapse
confusing perhaps

todays flowers are on the top of my head
i will water them by orange juice
ironic from the window

mellie's armpits bare
how come we have pubic hair?
freshly mown down there

my smelly armpits
serenade summer's decline
not unlike my own

fly me to the moon
let me play among the sprouts
jupiter and mars

THOSE! Lazy-Hazy
-Crazy days of Solar-Maximus
pass the sunblock 4000

eating beansprouts, is
just like going down on an
alien, believe me ... I know

love grows where my
rosemary goes la-la-la
de-de-de-dum-dum

go ahead marry
many times as you want to
just don't fall in love

fall in love often
betroth yourselfs seldom
but never marry

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Grandpa had a shillelagh

he said to me..."sonny,
every now and then a man
should get his stick wet...

arrrgh.....FUCK ta' wife!!!!

ugggh fuck coke-sucking st pats' day

saint patrick drove out
all the snakes from ireland
was this a good thing?

what of the rodents?
you'd think this would cause famine
less enlightened times

misted ancient land
ivy stoned craggy island
blue green solitude

table for one please
but leave some hot tea for two
my thoughts and I sit

by the tidal sun
and the tide pools of the moon
dreams grow thick as weeds

grandiloquently
art as therapy captivates
elegant lavage

hands of well water
raised to lips made dry by day
refreshes the soul

lone piper playing
thistled highlands shorn bare
moors the memory

Scots have their whiskey
but the Irish have Paddy
who's second to none

Guinness poured just right
Gaelic words rhythmically sung
don't forget your green

Dickless Dirk Douche Bag
Hapless Potato Governor
Scared of His Shadow

in room jacuzzi,
presidential suite...why not?
santa cruz was fun

well, jim...if you're here
you're here...if you're not, you're not
surf away young lad!

santa cruz has lots
of big waves, nice jacuzzis
good walks on the beach

"what's the big deal?" I'll
tell you what, ain't no big deal
to waste all this time.....

one armed, one eyed jack
no dealer needed at all
don't bust the sperm bank

lackadaisical
Friday afternoon at work
perfect adjective

one armed jack is good
can grab money handily
no dealer needed

A hot craps table
Is better than a good poo
Roll seven shooter.

serendipity
has a five syllable count
how perfect is that?

old man from Dublin
no one could quite understand
his Gaelic mumblin'

big woman from York
couldn't resist juiciest
slabs of rare pink pork

stupid ass morons
take your haiku and shove it
where the sun don't shine

you're all worthless trash.
bob and the pit: dust someday.
don't fuck with the woods.

that toothless fool bob
tried and tried but just couldn't.
Want a piece of me?

don't write about me!
I had nothing to eat there!
those evil old woods.

six days in the woods
Bob tries to eat a peach pit
poor toothless old Bob

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babel fish thy name
is somehow so familiar
have we met before

remember thy ply
thy nactarations offon
and babel 5 fish

ookie zon 5-9
and nonsense making more sense
than sense in this age

stirring coffee i
have created a vortex
that will never stop

ash bends over, farts!
Storms in Africa, and the
Butterflies all die.

grandma's got a gland,
grandma use's xp but
grandma has a gland.