Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

may the road meet you
may your neighbor's wife greet you
may you not get caught
Haiku # 19190, March 15, 2002 10:47 am ET
by Flan O'Brian
i apologize
for my inability
to spell function right
Haiku # 19189, March 15, 2002 10:03 am ET
by realnutter of london
using search fuction
to find words not used before
I came up with gland
Haiku # 19188, March 15, 2002 9:57 am ET
by realnutter of london
zen-like poetry
drawing circles in the sand
kitty's box all clean
Haiku # 19187, March 15, 2002 9:26 am ET
by Zoe
when you bend over
if you listen to your arse
you won't hear the sea
Haiku # 19186, March 15, 2002 8:36 am ET
by ash
bed is beckoning
it calls with a siren's song
from within its depths
Haiku # 19185, March 15, 2002 8:35 am ET
by ash
bad bad bad haiku
check out poetry dot com
makes this site look good
Haiku # 19184, March 15, 2002 8:30 am ET
by A. Musing (sometimes)
slots cyberpoker
crap tables, listen up Bung
Bung Daddy heaven
Haiku # 19183, March 15, 2002 7:01 am ET
by mellie
poet going off
you're a bloody bewdy bet
cheers, don't be scared
Haiku # 19182, March 15, 2002 7:00 am ET
by mellie
windows xp crashed -
should i "send error report"?
nah, i'll let bill sleep
Haiku # 19180, March 15, 2002 3:59 am ET
by scott (not nearly as good the Blue Screen of Death, but that's progress for you...anyone else want to give it a try?)
it's retro haiku!
grandma's cock pops up again
and NT, once more
Haiku # 19179, March 15, 2002 3:37 am ET
by scott
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Haiku # 19178, March 15, 2002 3:17 am ET
by NT - not today
double-chin stretching
above both ears, Arial
Sharon -- Killer Whale.
Haiku # 19177, March 15, 2002 2:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Farts were once funny
till I filled cats with bean dip
and laid down the bomb
Haiku # 19176, March 15, 2002 1:40 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
During photographs
meaty log lays on my leg
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 19175, March 15, 2002 1:38 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Polyester pants
with green floral prints reveal
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 19174, March 15, 2002 1:37 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Six vodka tonics
stale hair and cigarette smoke
double gutter ball
Haiku # 19173, March 15, 2002 1:34 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
It's been a long year
full of fun and also fear
but not a short beer
Haiku # 19172, March 15, 2002 1:25 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Army of boy-bands
attract heat-seeking missiles
from star-destroyer
Haiku # 19171, March 15, 2002 12:50 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
hair today, gone now
cholesterol turns brains off now
and makes one lose hair
Haiku # 19170, March 14, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by Moxie
bones of old lovers
could be put to some good use
basis for good stock?
Haiku # 19169, March 14, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by Mata Hari
i use computers
the reason i'm not clever
burning plasma death!
Haiku # 19168, March 14, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by marc
if i could stab you
for all of these great haiku
machete flame death!
Haiku # 19167, March 14, 2002 7:34 pm ET
by marc
sex with a stranger
like propositioning whores
names aren't important
Haiku # 19166, March 14, 2002 7:33 pm ET
by marc
senses are funny
you smell the fart i emit?
see the stink rays climb
Haiku # 19165, March 14, 2002 7:30 pm ET
by marc
but sheena honey
you said you liked surprises
so what's the big deal?
Haiku # 19164, March 14, 2002 7:05 pm ET
by scott
okay, i'm a fool
aren't you amusing kids?
i'd like to hurt you

or at least cause you
to feel the burning blushes
of self-hating shame
Haiku # 19163, March 14, 2002 6:51 pm ET
by sheena@royally pist orf
your joke was funny
you proved that i'm an idiot
thank you and ha ha
Haiku # 19162, March 14, 2002 6:48 pm ET
by sheena@royally pist orf
the key here of course
keep your knickers on at least
till the rubbing's done
Haiku # 19161, March 14, 2002 6:06 pm ET
by Sven
maybe "she" was a
he? Or masseuse a she with
a big clitoris?
Haiku # 19160, March 14, 2002 5:38 pm ET
by moxie
wonder what she did
when masseuse did get hard-on
who relieved just what
Haiku # 19159, March 14, 2002 5:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
went for a massage
two hands had he busily
working out some kinks

was slightly surprised
when a bump did - a rise - swelled
hard against my head

Haiku # 19158, March 14, 2002 2:57 pm ET
by A. Musing
the key here, of course,
is a truck towed from the back
(and twisted humor)
Haiku # 19157, March 14, 2002 2:26 pm ET
by scott
wait till they're asleep
tailgate a truck that's in tow
now scream your lungs out
Haiku # 19156, March 14, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by scott, on relieving the tedium of roadtrips
sure, these are small charms
and not worth much nowadays
back to the haiku
Haiku # 19155, March 14, 2002 1:27 pm ET
by scott
calling code magic....
sorcerers apprentice stuff,
mickey-mouse logic.

if dot-comers were,
so "magic" why are they so
unemployable?
Haiku # 19154, March 14, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by good grief now we have dot-com fluff-girls?
intangible things?
harmony, structure, beauty
bring serenity

making them appear?
best left to Scott, k, et al
magicians play here
Haiku # 19153, March 14, 2002 10:21 am ET
by Boston gal
frightening concepts :
pre-emptive nuclear strikes
haiku by moxie
Haiku # 19152, March 14, 2002 8:01 am ET
by ash
i'd teach you magic
but think some would misuse it
this site is fragile
Haiku # 19151, March 14, 2002 3:25 am ET
by scott (quoting janis)
sorry that's
http://makeashorterlink.com/about.php
Haiku # 19150, March 14, 2002 2:50 am ET
by Nick Numb-
[URL=http://makeashorterlink.com/about.php]make it shorter ash[/URL]
a very nifty site for
those long url's
Haiku # 19149, March 14, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Nick Numb
ash thanx for info
will be my new haiku fix
tickled pink I am
Haiku # 19148, March 13, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by Boston gal
every thang's all white
thanks to The Fighting Whities!
gotta love these guys
Haiku # 19147, March 13, 2002 7:20 pm ET
by scott (thanks for the link, ash...posted, but i need my immediate gratification...and thanks to k for inspiring this one)
'scuse the schizoid post
the address was so damn long
it goes off my screen
Haiku # 19146, March 13, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by ash
http://www.thefulldeck.com/coda.nsf/opensite?open&SITE=thefulldeck&MAIN=/coda.nsf/pages/TheFullDeck?open@page=1
Haiku # 19145, March 13, 2002 6:58 pm ET
by ash
fascinating stuff
but you're at the wrong site scott
try posting it here
Haiku # 19144, March 13, 2002 6:58 pm ET
by ash
Canada Customs


"Officer," I said
"I can shit out the balloon,
If you really want."
Haiku # 19143, March 13, 2002 6:52 pm ET
by Danielle and Gregg
cold fusion, again
this time in a bubble bath
pop goes the neutron
Haiku # 19142, March 13, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by scott, providing fodder
twelve
Haiku # 19141, March 13, 2002 5:22 pm ET
by geez
Lolita? yeah...right
certainly something a miss
maybe around twleve?
Haiku # 19140, March 13, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by Who's your Daddy now?
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