hair today, gone now
cholesterol turns brains off now
and makes one lose hair
by Moxie
bones of old lovers
could be put to some good use
basis for good stock?
by Mata Hari
i use computers
the reason i'm not clever
burning plasma death!
by marc
if i could stab you
for all of these great haiku
machete flame death!
by marc
sex with a stranger
like propositioning whores
names aren't important
by marc
senses are funny
you smell the fart i emit?
see the stink rays climb
by marc
but sheena honey
you said you liked surprises
so what's the big deal?
by scott
okay, i'm a fool
aren't you amusing kids?
i'd like to hurt you
or at least cause you
to feel the burning blushes
of self-hating shame
by sheena@royally pist orf
your joke was funny
you proved that i'm an idiot
thank you and ha ha
by sheena@royally pist orf
the key here of course
keep your knickers on at least
till the rubbing's done
by Sven
maybe "she" was a
he? Or masseuse a she with
a big clitoris?
by moxie
wonder what she did
when masseuse did get hard-on
who relieved just what
by Anonymous Poet
went for a massage
two hands had he busily
working out some kinks
was slightly surprised
when a bump did - a rise - swelled
hard against my head
by A. Musing
the key here, of course,
is a truck towed from the back
(and twisted humor)
by scott
wait till they're asleep
tailgate a truck that's in tow
now scream your lungs out
by scott, on relieving the tedium of roadtrips
sure, these are small charms
and not worth much nowadays
back to the haiku
by scott
calling code magic....
sorcerers apprentice stuff,
mickey-mouse logic.
if dot-comers were,
so "magic" why are they so
unemployable?
by good grief now we have dot-com fluff-girls?
intangible things?
harmony, structure, beauty
bring serenity
making them appear?
best left to Scott, k, et al
magicians play here
by Boston gal
frightening concepts :
pre-emptive nuclear strikes
haiku by moxie
by ash
i'd teach you magic
but think some would misuse it
this site is fragile
by scott (quoting janis)
sorry that's
http://makeashorterlink.com/about.php
by Nick Numb-
[URL=http://makeashorterlink.com/about.php]make it shorter ash[/URL]
a very nifty site for
those long url's
by Nick Numb
ash thanx for info
will be my new haiku fix
tickled pink I am
by Boston gal
by scott (thanks for the link, ash...posted, but i need my immediate gratification...and thanks to k for inspiring this one)
'scuse the schizoid post
the address was so damn long
it goes off my screen
by ash
http://www.thefulldeck.com/coda.nsf/opensite?open&SITE=thefulldeck&MAIN=/coda.nsf/pages/TheFullDeck?open@page=1
by ash
fascinating stuff
but you're at the wrong site scott
try posting it here
by ash
Canada Customs
"Officer," I said
"I can shit out the balloon,
If you really want."
by Danielle and Gregg
cold fusion, again
this time in a bubble bath
pop goes the neutron
by scott, providing fodder
Lolita? yeah...right
certainly something a miss
maybe around twleve?
by Who's your Daddy now?
really bad haiku
Nick Numb that was quite the scene
such a way with words
by eeewwwwwww
changes deliver
man to fates uncertainty
hands him destiny
by A. Musing (sometimes)
I have a white pussy
small, soft and so very sweet
his name is kaspurr
by Lolita
"SEXKTN2" plates
on an old, dinged up plymouth
i'd fix her wagon
by scott
the world's sinnical
think we've reached the pinnacle
find a clinical
by scott
well said Mox! must say
guess wonders will never cease
not a bad idea
by Penelope's sister
Everyone here needs
to get drunk one day and go
bowling on Sunday
by Mox
when you're spearfishing
don't forget what momma said
rubber suit protects
by Yo Momma
vodka and Simon
and Simon reruns i must
be in heaven now
by k of after my pub quiz---second place but best tem name "abstinence make the church....etc..."
bearded clams or were
you after muscles? It does
make a difference....
by k of ash... you are one sick *&%#..but i guess i respect that in a way
ok...therapy
by bad haiku. Sounds like a
bagain. Sign me up!
by k of to yozzaa or what ever your name waz
I believe the
world is a sinnical place
fulfilled with love,
peace and grace
as i lie awake at night
i cry, i cry, i cry..
by Yozza
dive in your ocean
enjoy the scent of fishes
spear the bearded clam
by ash
Its better to be drunk an disorderly than to be sober and an ass..
by Yozza of Eastham, Uk
Rather than baring
your soul why not strut male self
with grizzled gusto!
by k of to scott...yes you are boring me but what the hell
thanks for the advice
i'll stay, for the time being,
bearded in my den
by scott to k
blade four cleaves muscle
the fifth blade cuts right through bone
blade six bares your soul
by scott, with the new Mach 6 razor
if only i could
combine my last two girlfriends...
...well, not physically...
by scott, am i boring you? i'm boring myself...
dogs fight over my
acrid vomit staining the
mud that I lie in
by Nick Numb having a bad day
