Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

thanks for the advice
i'll stay, for the time being,
bearded in my den
Haiku # 19124, March 13, 2002 1:34 am ET
by scott to k
blade four cleaves muscle
the fifth blade cuts right through bone
blade six bares your soul
Haiku # 19123, March 13, 2002 1:32 am ET
by scott, with the new Mach 6 razor
if only i could
combine my last two girlfriends...
...well, not physically...
Haiku # 19122, March 12, 2002 11:53 pm ET
by scott, am i boring you? i'm boring myself...
dogs fight over my
acrid vomit staining the
mud that I lie in
Haiku # 19121, March 12, 2002 11:28 pm ET
by Nick Numb having a bad day
Shaved pussy is nice
Hairy pussy is pleasing
Bung highway is best
Haiku # 19120, March 12, 2002 9:41 pm ET
by Bung Dadddy
why shave if it's an
act filled with pain? stay unshorn
show your manliness!
Haiku # 19119, March 12, 2002 9:05 pm ET
by k_aganst_shaving of k to scott
off to santa cruz
to romp with the ex, always
there are strings attached
Haiku # 19118, March 12, 2002 9:04 pm ET
by k_against_everything of eye on the beach


Where have all the dot
commers gone? Long time passing...
Out of work, every

one
Haiku # 19117, March 12, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by k of sing along everyone!
the first blade shaves close
the second, even closer
blade three flays your face
Haiku # 19116, March 12, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by scott the unshaven
no chance in the arts
still a struggling poet
but thanks for the thought
Haiku # 19115, March 12, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by k of to Boston gal
i'm watching Rosanne
on daytime TV, reminds
me of my family
Haiku # 19114, March 12, 2002 7:39 pm ET
by k of kill your TV!
they freeze 'em in France
doc kept his wife eighteen years
in the basement fridge
Haiku # 19113, March 12, 2002 3:05 pm ET
by now he's a cold pop too
silken hands do warm
his skin smooth beneath my touch
so hard everywhere
Haiku # 19112, March 12, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by Zoe
moaning can be heard
muffling doesn't help that much
unfortunately
Haiku # 19111, March 12, 2002 2:48 pm ET
by Zoe
no need to post yet
but for needed cessation
heedless voice echoes
Haiku # 19110, March 12, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by what is he on anyway?
Some want me to feel
sorry for myself in hate
to do their own work

too lazy to commit
to your hatred? there is no
re-birth, only, hell or heaven
Haiku # 19109, March 12, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by Mox
after the crime then what?
we all move on, learning to
pack a few more glocks
Haiku # 19108, March 12, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by Moxie
But, it's better than
my self righteous nonsense of
two belief poker
Haiku # 19107, March 12, 2002 2:29 pm ET
by Moxie
you hit it off bored
worshipping self or action
calloused in the soul
Haiku # 19106, March 12, 2002 2:28 pm ET
by Moxie
or in another
sense, me on the LHP
isn't really me
Haiku # 19105, March 12, 2002 2:28 pm ET
by Moxie
if you're going to
play games with God and life then
be prepared to pay
Haiku # 19104, March 12, 2002 2:27 pm ET
by Moxie
filthy father feels
and prays to alterboy bums
all religions suck
Haiku # 19103, March 12, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by christslapper
my girl and my cat
snuggling so warm and clean
as i plot their death
Haiku # 19102, March 12, 2002 2:11 pm ET
by christslapper
saint stupid kneals down
"oh my god baby brains everywhere"
what a wacky world
Haiku # 19101, March 12, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by christslapper
poor jake has no girl
now bills bum feels his love lost
eggs is on a roll
Haiku # 19100, March 12, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Paul Klee
I guess had fun...
Haiku # 19099, March 12, 2002 1:41 pm ET
by Mox
I wish I had that
empathy but like EIB
too busy competing
Haiku # 19098, March 12, 2002 1:41 pm ET
by Mox
ash, listen to this
silence, Hemmingway bean cooked...
sometimes haiku is

nothing
Haiku # 19097, March 12, 2002 1:40 pm ET
by Mox
my baby left me
now i'm feeling so confused
she took everything

but these haiku blues
she took my haiku moment
my syllable count

she got my damn dog
and cleared out my bank account
low down haiku blues
Haiku # 19096, March 12, 2002 12:35 pm ET
by scott
penelope left -
oh, i'm doing fine, although
it's hard on the kids
Haiku # 19095, March 12, 2002 12:30 pm ET
by scott
it's just nobody
knows baby where love goes, but
when it goes it's gone
Haiku # 19094, March 12, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by scott (that last positing wasn't mine), presenting the wisdom of bruce springsteen
what happened to love
roses for penelope
then she went away
Haiku # 19093, March 12, 2002 11:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
knew an English lad
referred to old toast and jam
as a 'jelly piece'
Haiku # 19092, March 12, 2002 10:48 am ET
by A. Musing
nasty business that
though Alaska beautiful
no chance in the arts?
Haiku # 19091, March 12, 2002 10:42 am ET
by Boston gal (thanx k, Dr. Claw led me astray re: bot Mox)
interviewed for a
social work job, then thought of
mox, and changed my mind

the fisheries in
alaska are hiring.
Have sent resume
Haiku # 19090, March 12, 2002 9:30 am ET
by k of west coast looking north
insomnia, yet
another beer soaked morning
sleeping pills don't work
Haiku # 19089, March 12, 2002 9:26 am ET
by k of watching sun rise....grrrrrrrrr
no, moxie is a
bot, not even human, k
is a girl, likes art

Haiku # 19088, March 12, 2002 9:22 am ET
by k
snoop dogg and ashes
greet me this a.m. and... WHAT?
Moxie is a girl?
Haiku # 19087, March 12, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Boston gal doth inquire


"kiss me, ashes, I'm
falling through a dark swirl..sweeps
of light undo me."

*from The Lost Son
Haiku # 19086, March 12, 2002 5:49 am ET
by k of reading roethke...made me think of ash
Jelly and toast, still
Enough to boast of in good
And bad times alike
Haiku # 19085, March 12, 2002 1:35 am ET
by Dr. Claw
Jelly and toast, still
Enough to boast of in good
And bad times alike
Haiku # 19084, March 12, 2002 1:35 am ET
by Dr. Claw
ess en double o pee
dee o double gizee
ya know what that's from?
Haiku # 19083, March 11, 2002 10:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
big lump in my throat
I decided to swallow
rather than wallow
Haiku # 19082, March 11, 2002 10:20 pm ET
by Mellie
reincarnation
it's just what you're looking for
first you have to die
Haiku # 19081, March 11, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by ash
absorbed in yourself
whining for our sympathy
try some empathy
Haiku # 19080, March 11, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by ash
what is the message ?
even if you wrote haiku
it would say nothing
Haiku # 19079, March 11, 2002 7:53 pm ET
by ash
you sit in the bowel
of bad arse poetry site
like malignancy

Haiku # 19078, March 11, 2002 7:51 pm ET
by ash
i sit in stasis
waiting to break out of my
cocoon, my dead shell
Haiku # 19077, March 11, 2002 6:57 pm ET
by Moxie
nature has ordained
that I cause death and re-birth
and it's not painless
Haiku # 19076, March 11, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by Moxie
dig in the dirt and
taste the rawness of the flesh
of carrots, taters...
Haiku # 19075, March 11, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by Moxie
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